Just Another Sailor

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

Slams the reblog button so damn fast

*beams an image into your mind*

let’s go on a date and by date I mean lay in bed and make out for 3 hours

I married the girl I wrote this about and if that isn’t hope for you almost 1 milllion thirsty motherfuckers idk what is

Wait did this

Did this really happen

A side chick is just an insignificant other.

‘Firefly’ is the opposite of 'Waterfall’

I love posts like this that require like six levels of meta understanding to comprehend them.

Not anymore

No offense but I want to fall in love with someone who wants to fall in love with me

you’ve gotta start romanticizing your life. you gotta start believing that your morning commute is cute and fun, that every cup of coffee is the best you’ve ever had, that even the smallest and most mundane things are exciting and new. you have to, because that’s when you start truly living. that’s when you look forward to every day.