beep boop bop

the most painful social interactions are when you miscalculate someone’s meme literacy and reference something and the person/group doesn’t get it and u have to half-heartedly explain it knowing FULL well it’s 0% funny if people don’t have the full convoluted context of the joke and u feel the flames of hell start to lick at ur feet as they all give u a pity laugh 

Emperor’s New Groove was ahead of its time for a multitude of reasons lmao

This instantly put me in a better mood.

LOUDER

comparing gandalf vs dumbledore is childish but not bc “it’s pointless to argue about such things, everyone can like who they want” or some little bitch shit like that but because gandalf is so many leagues beyond anything dumbledore could ever hope to have achieved that it’s like why even bother. why even attempt

gandalf is (literally.) an angel and he knows how to smoke and party. the only thing that could take him down was a literal demon and even then he just resurrected stronger than ever before with some sexy new clothes. dumbledore lost to a chemistry professor

jennifer’s body not realistic bc if i had a demon friend who killed dumb ass men for sustenance i would let her like we can work that out

robert pattinson could do spider-man but tom holland couldn’t do twilight

The reason Marvel gives Rhodey less screentime is cos he’ll obliterate everybody’s dumbass decisions

The regret on Steve’s face

isn’t that an awful thing to say to a fellow solder? to a vet?

Lmao Rhodey is Air Force & Steve is Army. Youre lucky hes polite enough to not straight up call him a dumbass Army goon or something

Also Rhodes outranks him mates, he can say whatever the fuck he wants 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

Ben Affleck had Bruce’s tired dad energy and Robert Pattinson has Bruce’s depressed thot energy