may bee bay bee

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

tumblr is only for people who r weird and a bit lonely and had a strange interest when they were 12 that led them here. if none of those apply to you like genuinely what is there for you here

oh I know her well we went to 2014 together

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.

you start to understand why they invented the bed

Making "oog. Waugh. 🥺" kinds of noises after being reminded of a very basic fact about blorbo I already knew

yesterday? blorbo stuff. today? blorbo stuff. tomorrow? you'll never guess

kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

it’s just not possible

my ideal spideytorch dynamic is Peter telling Johnny that he's insufferable and he hates his guts while he's straddling his hips and kissing his face