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Okay, maybe itâs a little funny. Just a little.
Yeah, wellâI missed ya.
I kinda missed you too. Â
Iâm really glad youâre here.Â

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Iâm glad that at least youâre enjoying this, Sour Skull.
You gotta admit, itâs kind of funny.Â
Besides, teasing you is my job, if I donât do it, nobody will.Â
Everyone saw a princess but inside she was on fire, crashing and burning.
tinkermelon (via wnq-writers)
âSo, today, I got mistaken for a substitute. Forgive a guy for knowing that mixing hydrogen and fluoride is going to kill a guy. And explode. Massively.â
I am so not surprised that you got mistaken for a teacher.Â
Yeah, I get it now. Weâre good.
So whatâs your name, love?
Maya Skellington. Yours?

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Well if youâre not even going to balls and stuffâŚ.
But I guess that makes sense. I mean, if I called myself The King of Sex, and everyone else did too, I wouldnât expect me daughter to be called The Princess of Sex. I mean, thatâd just be weird, wouldnât it?
I donât know, when I think âprincessâ I automatically think ball gowns.Â
I... Uh. Yeah. That would be weird. Glad you and I understand each other.
But youâve just gone and called him the king! Wouldnât that make you a princess?
No. I mean, yes, technically, but...Â
It doesnât even count. Itâs not like Iâm running a country and going to balls and stuff. And âpumpkin princessâ is just about the worst nickname I can possibly think of.Â
Oh wow, really? So if heâs the pumpkin king, and heâs your father, that makes youâŚ
the pumpkin princess? Pleased to make your acquaintance, your majesty.
What? No. No, no, no. No. Donât do that.Â
Iâm not a princess.Â
scumbagsparrow:
âWhatâs the pumpkin king?â
Heâs like Santa Claus, but more obnoxious. Basically heâs the reason Halloween is even a thing.Â
Yes, itâs Halloween and yes, the pumpkin king is my dad.

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âź - maya and blake
the monster girl & the pirate boy
from the very start, their relationship hadnât exactly been normal. they were the most dysfunctional pair of friends imaginable, and to outsiders it seemed as if they couldnât possibly have anything in common. but they were complimentary forces, each one rebellious, angry, kind, caring in their own ways, each one needing the other to balance them out. he looked out for her, and she for him. he taught her how to drink, how to handle herself in a fight, how to be tougher than she was. she taught him to be gentler than he was, that family isnât always who youâre born to, that you donât always have to be what they expect.Â
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echoofthewaves:
âYeah, I understand why theyâre giving me a hard time about it, but still,â Shelby chuckled. âDoesnât make me any less annoyed about it,â She added before taking a sip from her coffee. Though sheâd meant it politely, Shelby wasnât sure that being her kinda girl was a compliment by any means. She wasnât exactly golden by any definition. âTeachers should be grateful we show up at all to this bullshit. Honestly, what makes them think that weâre excited to go to classes we donât give a shit about? I donât need calculus to be a composer so why the fuck should I waste my time? Yâknow?â
âItâs still not very fair,â Maya replied. âI think youâve got every right to be annoyed. Iâd be pretty ticked, too.â There wasnât really a school subject that Maya would have an advantage in because of where she was from, but if there was, and she wasnât allowed to take it, sheâd be pretty angry about it. âExactly!â Maya exclaimed. â I mean, I donât want to be a composer, I have no idea what I want to be, but whatever it is, it wonât involve calculus.â She sipped her hot chocolate, and as she put down the cup, she looked at the other girl. âItâs cool that youâve figured out what you want to do with your life. What made you decide on being a composer?â
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echoofthewaves:
âBecause back home, Iâm one of the things that weâd be learning about. And Iâd have to correct my dumbass teacher when he gets things wrong,â Shelby explained, looking smug. âYeah?â Shelby asked with a warm laugh. âSounds like youâre my kinda girl,â She continued, shooting a grin across the table to her coffee companion. âA week? Shitâs rough. Yeah. Fuck that,â She laughed. âYouâre better off just taking the extra sleep and actually enjoying some part of your day, right?â
âOh! That makes sense,â Maya said, laughing at herself for not figuring that out. âThatâs pretty cool,â she added. âIâm flattered,â she said, smiling back at the other girl. Maya nodded emphatically, the girl had voiced her own rationale for skipping. âRight? My teacherâs so uptight about everything. Iâm late twice in one week and she thinks thatâs the absolute worst thing I could possibly do,â she replied, rolling her eyes.Â
lulus-lion:
Thereâs no way I ate all of those cookies. I swear I only remember taking like five or so.
I turn around for two seconds...

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âWhy would you be at an unfair advantage?â Maya asked, raising her eyebrows in surprise. She couldnât really think of a reason that would be the case, the thought that maybe the girl- like Maya herself- wasnât human didnât even cross her mind. In response to the question, Maya shrugged. âI slept through my alarm and figured better never than late,â she said. âMy teacher threatened to give me detention for a week if I was late again,â she added, as a bit of an explanation.Â
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âI absolutely should be, yes,â she said with a laugh. It was the sort of response sheâd been expecting, since it was a bit hypocritical of her to give him trouble for the same infraction she was committing. âDeal,â Maya agreed, nodding decisively. She did as he asked, sitting down across from him and inching the chair a little closer to the table, so she could rest her elbows on it.âHoodlum is a new one, I donât think anyoneâs ever called me that before.â Hooligan and troublemaker were ones sheâd heard plenty of times, from people back home who didnât know she was listening, but hoodlum was new. And it seemed much kinder, coming from him. Â