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Exhausted and Disabled Caregiver!Michael Afton (Post-Scoop) with Regressor Reader

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Rain pitter pattered gently upon the window, creating little refracted patterns of light in the little bedroom. Overhead, grey clouds covered what little of the Autumn sun there was left, and Michael sighed softly. With one tired hand, he pulled up more of the blankets over his shoulder, repressing yet another shiver. Quietly, silently, he watched that rain down his window, before each droplet reached his windowsill. A small impression of a smile began to appear on his face as his eyes fell on a small plush sitting there. One of his little one's first gifts to him.

It wasn't anything much, but to him it meant almost everything. Its little scratched up button eyes, its well loved and flattened fur, and its slightly lopsided ears all added to its charm. His little buddy, his little Foxy. Slowly, he blinked away some of the exhaustion, enough to try and reach a hand out to grab his little friend. A pain shot up his arm as he reached out, and he winced audibly.

we have excellent beverage selections. like milk in baby bottle. cold juice in sippy cup. bug juice. those little plastic barrels. small bottle of soda. long silly straws to put in your decorated cups

here, beside the tic-tac-toe and maze in the shape of a puppy dog is the menu. we have a wide selection of yummy treats

hamburger with single slice of orange cheese and a smiley face in ketchup

chicken nuggets (in dinosaur, star, or classic varieties)

bowl of mac and cheese with cut up hotdogs

pancake with a clown face in whipped cream and fruit

grilled cheese

fish sticks

we also have cool desserts as well

animal crackers

slice of birthday cake

cupcake with a plastic ring on top (spider man, my little pony, or pokemon varieties)

brownie with scoop of vanilla ice cream

slice of cheesecake

assorted fruits

there is also vegetarian or vegan versions of all of these yummy meals. Of course.

and when you are done you get a quarter and get to have a small plastic toy from our old vintage gachapon machines. choose wisely!!

Irresponsible older brother

^ the most common target of Chica's scoldings because of it

Very into physical play, will (lightly) toss you around and chase you

Can be beaten at tag; he can run really fast but will slip if he has to take sharp corners

Lots of pirate play-pretend, of course

Will tell you (exaggerated) stories of his time on the Seven Seas

Probably accidentally rips your stuff with his hook and has to have Chica fix it

Doesn't give you a bedtime or anything lol

You're allowed to hang out at Pirate's Cove even when it's out of order, have fun freaking people out by peeking out from the curtain

Also loves stuff like legos, those snap-together playsets, and the circuitry sets

(and the ones with the screws and stuff)

So lots of building toys essentially, have fun with that

He'll try to build an actual pirate ship and probably fail but it's okay

You can make one out of cardboard boxes from the storage rooms and he'll help decorate it

Also a fiend for the arcade games and will battle you for top spot on the leaderboards

Like I said, lots of roughhousing and running around, very physical play, though he's careful not to hurt you

Swings you around during hugs

Will carry you/let you ride on him (piggy back, shoulders, arms)

Probably does this during shows too

Calls you "matey" of course, as well as "kit", "little one", and "first mate"

(that's how he gets away with the shows, introduces you as his first mate so people think you're a sanctioned part of it)

(it gets more people to come so management doesn't really care)

Of course, pirate toys and playsets

I had this pirate ship playset when I was a kid that had cannons and a working anchor and I can't find a picture but just know I'm picturing that

He'll get Chica to make you your own custom pirate costume

And an eyepatch of course, no pirate is complete without one

Probably finds you one of those parrot puppets that you can put on your shoulder

Foxy if you start falling asleep on him: Arr, would you look at this! My first mate's getting pretty sleepy on me, hm? Well, I do suppose even the greatest pirates need their beauty sleep.

Hangs all your drawings up around Pirate's Cove, even if most people don't get to see them, he gets to look at them all the time

And he loves it when you draw for him, he goes around and shows everyone, especially because being out of service so often not many people do

Loves playing pretend with you in all ways, not just playing pirate, though there will usually be a pirate twist

(because he is a pirate after all, or at least he used to be)

Would probably find you because you hid on his stage lol

Mama coded. Cannot explain this but she is (I was a huge fan of Springtrap And Mangle, I'm biased)

Immediately very attached to you and very protective!! She's not used to anyone going to her since she's so broken and can be a bit scary so she's gonna do her very best!!

Very proactive when it comes to little ones, will usually suggest a nap, food, or playtime before you realize that's what you're wanting, she's good at reading kids

If you're being particularly fussy she might just calmly put your paci in your mouth and pat your head lol

Definitely the type to follow you around the pizzeria if you don't stay in Kids' Cove, usually people don't notice because she's crawling around on the ceiling, but she's there!

Very much a snuggler, when it's nap time she'll wrap herself around you in the most comfortable way possible, especially after when happened during The Bite

She wants to be able to protect you if the bad man comes back again

As for playing, she loves when you dress her up, though she might not always fit in the outfits correctly

Who knows though, you love her so much, maybe management will finally fix her again because of it

She also loves drawing with you and watching you draw, and will hang all your drawings up around her little corner

Arts and crafts are one of her favorite things in general, she'll show you how to make your own paper pal and hang it up with the others, alongside a lot of other crafts

She's also very good at stories, she knows so many, both fairytales and her own stories of her adventures

She's been a pirate, a knight, a princess, a superhero... Everything, really!

She's also very good at lullabies, even if her voice is a little bit static-y, it's almost like white noise

She knows lots of lullabies to sing to you, she'll usually choose one you haven't heard yet, unless you ask for a specific one

She likes to sit and pet your hair, she can style it too, but it might take a bit longer since her hands are on the wrong limbs

Unless you can get them back in the right place... The other kids can take her apart and put her back together, and she can tell you what parts go where

She can carry you around in a lot of ways, and she's strong enough for you to hang from if you want to - though she's always poised to catch you

She's very careful with you, since unless you can find all her parts, a lot of her endoskeleton is exposed. She wants you to be comfortable.

She usually ends up collecting pillows to surround you with while she holds you, kind of making a little nest

Her favorite nicknames for you are "baby", "dear", "kit/kitten", "little fox", and "little one"

older brother mike schmidt

Sundrop & Moondrop caregiver headcanons

Sun takes care of kindergarten/elementary age kids, staying in the main daycare/play area

Moon takes care of the babies and toddlers, usually staying in the nursery/nap area.

This is mainly because Sun is higher energy, while Moon is lower energy. Sun loves to play with the kids, running around, getting messy, doing arts and crafts, etc. While Moon prefers to do more relaxing activities, like singing/reading to the babies, he likes to be clean and organized. But They both love kids of all ages!

They will still do activities together sometimes though. They love to put on performances for all ages!

Moon helps Sun put the kids down for naptime, he also stays and watches them. During this time Sun might entertain the babies/toddlers, if they aren't sleeping as well.

Sun has a hard time even lightly scolding the kids and often has to call on Moon to talk to/lecture them, he oversees the timeout corner. But Moon is not harsh! just serious and firm.

If a baby is being fussy during a diaper change, Moon will call Sun over to playfully distract them while he changes them.

Moon doesn't mind fussy little babies, he's actually very patient and understands they cant help it <3

Moon petnames: moonpie, moonbeam, twinkle(s), firefly, gum drop, baby cakes, puddin(g), sweetie pie, sugarplum, bitsy/bitty, baby, sweet pea, pumpkin, sleepyhead, starlight

Sun petnames: sunshine, sunbeam, sunspot, sunflower, (little) flower, petal, sprout, buttercup, goober, brite eyes, giggles, munchkin, silly, rainbow, kiddo, pal, bud/buddy, star brite

Usually they are called Mr Sun and Mr Moon, like teachers, but don't mind being called other names! (i think Sun is dada coded and Moon is papa coded)

After hours, Sun spends time coming up with and planning games and activities for the next day. While Moon usually cleans up the place.

Some kids find Moon scary, which hurts his feelings a bit, but the babies know how sweet he is <3

Sun doesn't teach the kids in the traditional way, he prefers exploring creativity/arts, but loves circle time and listening to the kids answer questions he asks/share things

Moons style is to "let you feel your feelings", he will comfort you with affection and quiet time. Suns style is more trying to cheer you up and/or distract you, can be with affection. They are both very reassuring.

Moon is good with the babies because he can keep his cool, he's calm and consistent. Sun is good with the kids though because he is very expressive and can match their energy.

Responsible older brother type

Will let you play with his guitar + try to teach you how to play

The youngest of the main four, and the most physically energetic

Movement games and shows are a big thing

Lighter, higher-pitched voice, not as good at comforting/calming but good at distracting with can be used for both

Likes robot toys a lot, especially robot pets, probably has a collection and will let you play with them

Sometimes forgets that you need sleep because he doesn't, at least until you fall asleep on him lol

But he'll make you the comfiest nap corner ever

Type to spin you around when you hug him

Loves the younger kiddos especially, surprisingly is particularly adept at handling "bratty" or "disrespectful" kids

Ofc, his programming allows him to understand that little kids aren't "brats", just doing age-appropriate boundary pushing

Will tell parents this. "Actually, independence is very important at their age!" with a raised finger and a tilted head

It's very funny to watch and you get a front row seat

Will let you sit on stage even during performances, and is very very careful not to bonk you with his guitar

Calls you "kiddo", "kit" (term for baby bunnies), "baby bunny", "fluffball", and "little rockstar"

Also "buddy", usually with the boys

Good at kids games like duck duck goose and musical chairs, but will let you win at musical chairs because he's otherwise very fast (obviously, since he can defy the laws of physics)

(will sometimes deliberately tip himself over in his chair when he sits down during musical chairs, mostly to make you and the other kids laugh)

Not as good as Chica is at cooking or baking, but he's not bad - baking is his favorite

Doesn't really have a concept of a diet so he'll let you eat as much sugar as you want

Plays music to help you sleep :3

Bonnie finding you after hours: Oh! Well, would you lookie here! Hey there, kiddo. What're you doing here so late? Didn't your mama and dada remember to take you home?

Loves drawing with you, and building forts, and playing games like hide and seek

And hiding to prank his friends with you

Likes carrying people the most out of all the main four, and will give you so many piggy back rides

You are also allowed to ride on his shoulders, no matter what management says

Again, he defies the laws of physics

"I know sweetpea, papa doesn't wana work either but it'll only be for a few hours, you'll be asleep the whoooole time and I'll be here when you wake up. We'll have our special breakfast, with your favorite juice in your favorite cup and papa will get his, like we always do, okay love?"

— requested by @vibrantmutt

but yes arthur is just a little guy!! and he should be a little guy!! plus he has two whole dads right there!! two dads!! My ears are very very open to any headcanons you might have

TWO WHOLE DADS !!

I don't have HCs right now BUT

(spoilers below cut)

Post BATPM personally I like to imagine john was really stressed and worried about arthur and might have slipped into Little Guy Mode for one of the nights when he was really rough and recovering, leading to hosea kinda having his hands full looking after two babies but john was scared and arthur is still hurt he can’t just leave em! They probably all slept cramped in arthur’s tent at least one night because tiny john didn’t want to leave his big brother (only to find out his big brother was also feeling incredibly small too)!!! — 🐴

YOU GET ITTT

They both think the other sees them as weak, but really they think the other is so so strong :( John and Arthur brothers fr <3

They need cuddle time in the tent !! Warm and cozy :((

fictional agere challenge

day 8: an obscure character that you hc as a regressor

note; OMGOMGGGGG- it's been a lil while!! But on the meanwhile, little Kieran!! I wish he had more time in the game and DIDN'T die, but were gonna ignore that for now :) I love Kieran so and I wish he wasn't so underrated :((( like he needs some love guys so yeah!! baby Kieran my beloved :3 (also wished i got a better photo but this was the best i could find because the rest were TERRIBLE D:)

headcanons; (cw; nursing!! SFW!!)

Kieran is a baby/infant regressor and his age range is 5 months - 3

He is probably the most shyest out of the gang of regressors and would rather like to do his own thing than be with anyone else, mostly because he's scared. And also very sensitive. Like anytime someone gives him a bit of attitude or raises their voice, he is in tears

⬇️ He also gets REALLY scared if something about the O'Driscoll's, since I imagine him having a REAL hard time while being with them. And I imagine someone like Sean or Micah giving him a jump scare with one of those paper masks with Colm O'Driscoll's and it leaves poor Kieran in SHAMBLES (and also if you've seen the fanart, you'll know what I mean)

Even with his quite self, he's found himself loving nature. Like he's such a nature boy and he loves any place that's like a creek or any muddy area. And he doesn't know better, to be honest. Like he could be gone for hours, and he's been behind the camp just playing in the mud or trying to eat what grubs or worms are in his hand reach and EVERYONE is looking for him LAMO

He's very nervous around most people, and especially little's. This mostly comes from Sean and Micah absolutely being the worst influences for him when doing things, but he does have a bond with John. Like both of them are little and they stare at each other like "who are you??" and touch each other's faces

⬇️ He also has a great relationship with Karen! Like if she isn't looking after Sean, she's mostly seen with Kieran. And he loves her and thinks of her as a sort of mother figure. And since he can regress really young, he's also been seen being fully nursed by Karen (NOT IN AN NSFW WAY WEIRDOS!!!!)

If he's not out in the great outdoors, he'll be with whatever stray comes near him, dogs, cats, even wild animals. Arthur only worries for him because he could get rabies or something and he doesn't want some damn disease from an "O'Driscoll". And plus with how he is out in the mud and such, it just adds to the concern (but he's actually got a great immune system :) )

Arthur had gotten enough of his antics of leaving without a word and being found only hours later, so he got a baby leash for Kieran to keep him still. Everyone thought it was the worst idea ever, and then they all realized just how much Kieran would crawl away, so they just all ended up agreeing LAMO

Another thing, is that Kieran is always been too scared to say what he needs, like if he's hungry or he's wet. Like he'll stay STARVING for days and yet not say something because he's scared he'll be laughed at for asking for simple things (which is what happened while he was with the O'Driscoll's)

He won't say much about it, but he loves more feminine things while being little. And when he's extra, extra tiny, he'll wear a little bit of pink or maybe have a ribbon or two in his hair, but he's still shy about it. So that's why he stays mostly with Sadie, Tilly or Karen, because they understand that he just wants a little bit more to do with "girly things" and that's okay!! (I say those for those boy regressors that sometimes love girly things too!! Shout out to my boy feminine regressors!!! :D)

A little Agere HC for RDR2 (I'm only on CH4 of the story, don't kill me)

Arthur starts to have quite the lack of confidence the smaller he gets. He doesn't know where the insecurity comes from so suddenly, he just knows that he feels icky.

He knows something is a little wrong with him. He can't do things right—cant ride a horse well, can't fish for shit, among other things—and it all starts to actually weigh on him. Like a ton of bricks. People talking down to him, and him just having laughed it off and moved on, the things they said hurt now.

Since he was 14-ish, joining the gang, he felt like he never quite got out of the habit of being scared of something. Being caught, losing someone else.. etc. It just stuck.

And when he's small, it's all 10x worse. Without someone to look at him and understand what's going on—Dutch had tried. Arthur didn't want to go Hosea, considering he didn't want to be seen as something weird to him too. He was bad enough as is.

Cozy Times

Little!Kieran Duffy and Cg!Mary-Beth short fic

Word count: 1503 AO3 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/65225911

I'M SO GLAD YOU AGREE

YEAH

“mamamamama!”

“dadada!”

“babababa!”

their cg, heart aching, holds them close, giving sweet little kisses and cooing over them, making sure to get them whatever they need (a bottle, a nap, extra comfort, etc)

“ooh, i know my sweet love. (title)’s right here, i’ve got you. poor little baby…”