You play by my rules

….Whatever, Mulciber. I’ve got better things to do than talk to you.

...Cheers. Fucking moron.

….No, I’m not.

...Are you sure?

…..Yeah….

Perhaps you're mistaken.

…Huh. That’s weird - I don’t hear anyone laughing, do you?

...Did someone tell a joke?

...Bloody hell.

....You thought? Careful, Carrow, you don't wanna tax that mind of yours too much.

Ha - you’re right, so I’ve got that going for me. Ha! Thanks, mate, ‘preciate that.

Ha! There ya go. At least it's something. Ha! No problem, mate. Any time.

No way. ….I hope so. Ha! Thanks, mate. I’ll do my best. Though really if that’s the worst that happens I reckon I could live with it.

Ha! Well it's not like she's gonna kill you. Can't have a Black line without you. Maybe make ya wish you were dead....

Ha! Guess so. ….Yeah….real nice of her, isn’t it?

You'll never get anywhere sticking with the dumbest of the dumb. ....Yeah. You'll survive though. You're like a politician with that polite way of yours. Just be careful not to bite your tongue so hard you bite it off.

Ha! Yeah, I could, she might be a bit more difficult to manage. …Ha - yeah, there’s an idea. Too bad Bella’s decided she needs to give me some personal training.

Ha! The challenge is what makes it fun. ....Really? That crazy bat. Tough luck, mate.

Ha! Guess so - any suggestions?

I dunno... You could always try for the other Carrow. Make it a family affair. Or we can go out tonight see who come across. Maybe we'll find ya a cute bird to practice with. I know I wouldn't mind getting some practice in with a bird of my own.

Ha! Yeah, whatever, git.

Ha! We should find you a new helper.

Ha! Bloody hell, you’re right. Shoulda thought of that, it’s my own fault really.

Ha! Yep, gotta think these things through Black.

Bloody hell, at least someone likes him, I guess. Ha! I dunno, mate, sawdust sounds generous to me. I’m not so sure there’s anything in there.

Ha! Yeah, takes all kinds. Ha! Maybe not. Maybe that's why it's been so hard for ya. Kinda hard to take over someone's mind when there isn't' one.

Yeah, so I’ve heard. Ha! I guess so - and she got to ‘em first. 

She tends to be crazy over her brother too. Ha! Yep. Poor Carrow got stuck with sawdust for brains.

Ha! I dunno, I’ve always thought his sister told him when t’do it.

Ha! Probably so. Watch out for that one. She's not as dumb as he is. Apparently they only had enough brains for one Carrow.

…I told him the Dark Lord would be impressed, him helping out with my training, and he just stood there and let me cast the spell on him. Ha! Nope, that was me. 

Ha! Bloody hell. How does he remember to breath he's such fucking idiot.

…Well he agreed to it. Honestly, you don’t even need the curse with that one. Got him to do a couple dances so far, tell people he’s an idiot. Just some small stuff.

...What do ya mean he agreed to it? Ha! Merlin. Here I thought he was drinking too much.