Amycus Carrow

…Not sure yet. But I’ll get it worked out.

Oh....yeah, okay.

…We’ll get ours. We are the best torturers He’s got. We’ll get our chance to prove it. Then it won’t matter who runs these little traps, we’ll get to have all the fun.

....Yeah? How we gonna do that?

Yeah it will. ….Yeah but if we’d have caught them then he’d have gotten to have most of the fun with ‘em.

...Oh....that's true....

True, we will. Ha! It’ll sound even better then. …Glad I’m not Yaxley. He’s bound to be mad when He finds out we failed. Yaxley’ll get the worse of it, it was his bloody plan. Idiot.

Yeah, it'll sound loads better. ...Ha! People think they're so smart, getting put in charge of things. Bet he wishes he'd just been following orders now, yeah?

Yeah they are. Especially that little mudblood. ….Did ya hear the way she was screaming? It would have been wonderful hearing the rest of them scream like that.

Yeah. ....Yeah, I did. It was great. We will one day - and I wanna be the one to cause it, next time.

…I would have had that little mudblood too if Prewett hadn’t messed it up.

....Fuck. They're gonna regret this next time we run into them....woulda loved to torture that little bitch McKinnon.

…Are you sure?

....Whatever, Mulciber. I've got better things to do than talk to you.

Perhaps you’re mistaken.

....No, I'm not.

…Did someone tell a joke?

.....Yeah....

….You thought? Careful, Carrow, you don’t wanna tax that mind of yours too much.

...Huh. That's weird - I don't hear anyone laughing, do you?

….Alright. ….Don’t worry brother, you’ll have plenty of people to take that anger out on.

....Good. I can't wait.

It was a figure of speech! ….Nothing I can’t handle.

That's stupid, say what you mean. ....Fine.

Yeah but that wasn’t an excuse for you to get me nothing! ….Exactly! I’m tired of always getting teamed up with Dolohov and Gibbon. They’re idiots.

Well then ya shouldn't have said so! ...They haven't been giving you trouble, have they?

Oi! You cheap bastard. ….I hope so. I don’t see why he wouldn’t. Always letting the Lestranges team up.

Oi! You just said it was a good present, make up your mind! ...Yeah? Good. Don't see why he wouldn't once he sees what a good team we are.

Me too! This is the perfect birthday present. It’ll be great having you out there.

Ha! Good, 'cause I didn't get you anything else. I can't wait. You think he'll let us team up much?