Regulus Arcturus Black

Alright.

...It's late, think I'll turn in.

Good. He’s just as bad as Bella and all the rest of ‘em. He ever gets the chance he’d kill you in a heartbeat.

.......Yeah, I know.

You’re not worried about that bloody bastard are you? You realize given the chance he’d have killed Remus and not even blinked about it.

....I...no, I - ....I know. 'Course 'm not worried.

'Bout time someone got the bloody bastard. Shame it wasn't him they caught though. Bet the dementors would love him.

....D'you know how badly he was hurt?

Oi! Just because I got all the charm and looks in the family doesn’t mean you have to be bitter, Reg. Have some self respect, yeah?

Ha! Whatever you have to tell yourself, mate.

Nope, Gryffindors don’t need manners. Didn’t you know that? We have our charm and good looks. Ha! Exactly. ….I suppose I’ll deal with it.

Ha! What charm and good looks? ....Yeah alright, suit yourself.

Oi! Ya little brat. Ha! You know I’m right. …..Lucky me, now I’m stuck with ya.

Oi! Didn't they teach you manners up in that tower? Ha! If you say so. ...Yeah, I guess you are.

I’m a charming bloke. Ha! Merlin. I dunno you having a girlfriend is pretty nutty. …Ha! You turned traitor so you could set your dear ol’ brother up with a crazy bird? Now that’s what I call brotherly love.

Sure you are, charming as a grindylow. Ha! Yeah, whatever. ....Ha! Sure did - all for you, mate. You're welcome.

Oi! I can get a bird to make me cakes if I wanted. Just cause Prongs and now apparently you have gone off the deep end doesn’t mean the rest of us have to. …Ha! That’s real great of ya, Reg. Helping a brother’s dream come true like that.

Ha! Right, 'course ya could. Ha! My going off the deep end had nothing to do with Greta. ...Ha! Anytime, mate, it's what I'm here for.

Ha! What’d I tell ya about that death wish? ….Yeah, whatever. That’s what they all say. ….Ha! Oh? You got any recommendations?

Ha! Yeah, whatever. ....Ha! 'Least I've got a bird making me cakes. ...Ha! Yeah, I think I could come up with one or two.

Ha! Try me. ….Ha! Yeah, pretty certain that’s your hormones talking but I guess I’ll find out tonight. …Oh no, I have nothing but the fondest memories of those days. Can’t wait to have kids of my own so i can torture ‘em just the same.

Ha! Maybe I will. ...Oi! It is not. ....Ha! I'm sure you can find yourself a nice bird just like mum who'll help you out.

Oi! Watch it little brother, you’re not too big for me to kick your arse. ….Right. Great, can’t wait. ….No problem, not a huge cake person so I’ll live.

Ha! Yeah, right. ...Ha - it won't be that bad. ...What, don't have any fond childhood memories about your birthdays?

I didn’t say there was a bloody list! ….Really? She that bad of a cook? Blimey. Maybe I’ll just run and fetch a backup.

Yeah well I thought that part was implied! ....Er - ...she tries really hard. Ha! Might not be a bad idea, if you're set on cake. Just don't let her see it, yeah?

Ha! Bloody hell, you cheeky bastard. I get you a present and your girlfriend back and this is the thanks I get. You better be glad I like cake or I’d ditch your party.

Ha! What? You said it, I was just agreeing with you. Ha - I dunno, I wouldn't hold my breath on the cake. Greta's probably gonna try to make it herself.

What list?

...The list of things you're terrible at.

Yeah, see. ….Brilliant. …Probably should have waited till tonight but I’m terrible at waiting.

Cool. ....Ha! Yeah, well, we'll just add it to the list.