talking about this w mark but like ideal consensual niall ruben sex scene is niall topping and ruben cries as he comes while clutching his pillow and calling niall dad (accidentally, but he moans so much as well, so who's to say). and niall tries to comfort him because niall is KIND and SWEET. and ruben beats him up for it and makes him sleep on the floor in his own blood and piss like a dirty dog

next day niall tries to make up for angering ruben like this by offering to suck his dick, and it does help and it soothes him looking down at niall who has one eye swollen shut and still some blood crusted under his nose. he takes him out for a treat afterwards

sometimes ur fave is nothingburger and u have to accept that u are hallucinating the everythingbagel

Simmer from benford everything is about the ohl

"ethical rpf" pisses me off i'm writing about hitting him with a belt

the lion does not concern himself with expansion team signings

saying "this guy is giving me insane molested vibes" and everyone looks at me like i'm crazy because they're apparently incapable of picking up on insane molested vibes

Everyone needs to get into watching minor leagues. Now, now, now. Watch the AHL, ECHL. Watch G league. Watch single A, high A, Dominican Summer League. Watch 2nd and 3rd tier development leagues. There is so much joy and heartbreak and triumph and loss and love and life in the minor leagues, everyone needs to watch them.

people will talk about imperfect victims and they’re talking about a mean guy with no job I’m talking about imperfect victims when I’m talking guys that torture animals. To me a mean guy with no job is an angel.

around here what we call a mean guy with trauma history and no job is “my mutual”