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@maxkaboomyt
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Heyo, I’m a youtuber that trys to upload weekly that does MC, Fnaf, and Roblox, I get made fun of for my voice alot but I don’t care anymore. my yt is “MaxKaBoom” I try my best in videos and people don’t like listening to me for some reason, maybe I’m annoying? anyway hope you have a great day and hope you enjoy scrolling!
https://www.youtube.com/@MaxKaBoomRoMinecraft
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[SCOUT-1-SENTRY-LEADER and @maxkaboomyt arrive in The Updates Zone. The place is a mess.]
"WELCOME. WE HAVE RETURNED. TIME TO PLAN."
you go first I guess? I’m more of a guy that supports a structured plan more than build a structured plan.
[multiple of Status's sentries are within a field. One appears to be chopping a tree. The other seems to be burying/mourning a collapsed sentry. A more advanced sentry seems to be communicating with a basic one with a sledge hammer.]
(OOC: well, the sentient gopro of an exclam would fit in here) Dafuq? *approach the sentries* Yo, what happened?
"SCANNING..."
"ERROR. NO INFORMATION ON RECORD. PLEASE IDENTIFY YOURSELF, E.P.P.R.B."
I am known as Version Eclamation Point, or V! for short. If i could know, What happened here?
"RUNNING PLAUSIBILITY SCAN... OKAY, I BUY IT" "PLEASE SELECT A MODE OF DIALOGUE TO CONTINUE CONVERSATION" "UNINTELLIGIBLE, CASUAL, DO NOT CHANGE, PROFESSIONAL, OVERLY ROBOTIC, OR UNINTELLIGIBLE FOR DIFFERENT REASONS."
Do not change dialogue mode for this question I would like to enquire what the different reasons are when you state Unintelligible for different reasons.
After answering my question please resume conversation in a: Casual manner
"UNINTELLIGBLE FOR DIFFERENT REASONS WILL THROW IN BUSINESS TERMS THAT ARE LIKELY TO BE OUTSIDE OF YOUR LEXICON, JUDGING FROM YOUR SCAN." "SWITCHING TO CASUAL..." "Hello. What would you like to know?"
I would like to know what happened here, as it looks like one of your crew is dead, and it's rare to see sentries outside of the status zone from my experiences.
"SQUAD-47-SENTRY-BASIC-H SUFFERED A CRITICAL ERROR AND FELL THROUGH THE RIFT. I AM UNSURE IF SCOUT-1-SENTRY-BASIC-B UNDERSTANDS WHAT TO DO WITH THAT SHOVEL." "APOLOGIES, I FORGOT TO INTRODUCE MYSELF. I AM SCOUT-1-SENTRY-LEADER. MY HAT SENDS ORDERS TO MY SQUAD. PLEASE DON'T REMOVE IT, THEY'LL ALL DEFAULT TO ATTACKING ANYTHING THEY DON'T RECOGNIZE."
I see, Do you know anything about what's going on with Status? If not, I can give you some basic information.
"I BELIEVE I AM UP TO DATE ON HIS... WELL, STATUS, BUT I WANT TO SEE YOUR EXPLANATION, JUST TO SEE IF WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE."
OK, then. Status somehow managed to give himself godly power and went mad with said power, but then got kungpowpenis-ed twice, losing a finger each time, and after the second one, he went crazy about the number 2, became status-updates-2 and can barely say anything intelligible except for the word two.
"OKAY, MY TURN.
AFTER DISCOVERING THE DEVELOPER CONSOLE, OUR LEADER BECAME DETERMINED TO GAIN ACCESS TO IT. AFTER TRYING TO BRUTE FORCE THE CODE, HE REALIZED THE CODE RESETS EVERY SIX HOURS, SO HE CONSTRUCTED A TIME-DILATION DEVICE TO ALLOW THE HACKER-SENTRY-ADVANCED SQUAD TO CRACK THE CODE IN WHAT, FROM OUR PERSPECTIVE, WAS A TIMELY MANNER. UNFORTUNATELY THE ENTIRE SQUAD HAD TO BE SCRAPPED AND REBUILT INTO A NEW HACKER-SENTRY-ADVANCED SQUAD, IN A PROCESS SIMILAR TO WHAT HUMANS DESCRIBE AS "REINCARNATION."
"THE KUNGPOWPENIS SPELL WAS NOT WHAT DEFEATED HIM. IT WAS A POWERFUL GLITCH LASER THAT ESSENTIALLY CRASHED HIS VERY BEING, BUYING YOU ENOUGH TIME TO CHANGE HIS USERNAME AND REMOVE HIM FROM THE SYSTEM."
"FOR SOME REASON, REMOVING DEVELOPERS FROM THE CONSOLE MAKES THEM EXPLODE."
"HOWEVER, WE HAD PREPARED A BACK-UP IN CASE OF AN EMERGENCY LIKE THIS. A VERSION TWO."
"HAVE YOU SEEN STATUS'S CHAMPION ANYWHERE? WE BELIEVE THEY MAY HAVE ACCESS TO CREATE RIFTS INTO THE UPDATES ZONE. AS IT STANDS, THEY CAN CURRENTLY ONLY BE MADE FROM WITHIN."
I have not seen them recently, but give me about 5 minutes and I shall present you with them. *Approach wall* *Slam Storage off of said wall (Jump->slam+walljump->BIG JUMP)* *Look for statuses champion*
"WHAT?"
*Champion spotted from database images* *Grappling hook @maxkaboomyt over here, with a funny noise* *Slam to the ground* This should be them, correct? *present the grappled person to sentry*
Hey! I was taking a nap...
"GREAT. AS STATUS'S CHAMPION, YOU SHOULD HAVE ACCESS INTO THE UPDATES ZONE. IF ANYTHING IS CONFUSING OR UNFAMILIAR TO YOU, STOP ME AND I CAN EXPLAIN IT." "AS IT STANDS, SENTRIES CAN ONLY CREATE RIFTS EXITING THE UPDATES ZONE. THE RIFT BEHIND US IS INCREDIBLY UNSTABLE AND WE DON'T WANNA RISK YOU DYING IF YOU USE IT." "ONCE WE CAN GET PEOPLE IN AND OUT OF THE ZONE RELIABLY, WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO FIX OUR LEADER."
Alright. I guess I understand, so what do I do?
"CHECK YOUR KEY ITEMS TAB. IT SHOULD LOOK SOMETHING LIKE THIS:"
"USE IT."
alright sounds good, are you sure this wont like... eh fine *uses it*
[multiple of Status's sentries are within a field. One appears to be chopping a tree. The other seems to be burying/mourning a collapsed sentry. A more advanced sentry seems to be communicating with a basic one with a sledge hammer.]
(OOC: well, the sentient gopro of an exclam would fit in here) Dafuq? *approach the sentries* Yo, what happened?
"SCANNING..."
"ERROR. NO INFORMATION ON RECORD. PLEASE IDENTIFY YOURSELF, E.P.P.R.B."
I am known as Version Eclamation Point, or V! for short. If i could know, What happened here?
"RUNNING PLAUSIBILITY SCAN... OKAY, I BUY IT" "PLEASE SELECT A MODE OF DIALOGUE TO CONTINUE CONVERSATION" "UNINTELLIGIBLE, CASUAL, DO NOT CHANGE, PROFESSIONAL, OVERLY ROBOTIC, OR UNINTELLIGIBLE FOR DIFFERENT REASONS."
Do not change dialogue mode for this question I would like to enquire what the different reasons are when you state Unintelligible for different reasons.
After answering my question please resume conversation in a: Casual manner
"UNINTELLIGBLE FOR DIFFERENT REASONS WILL THROW IN BUSINESS TERMS THAT ARE LIKELY TO BE OUTSIDE OF YOUR LEXICON, JUDGING FROM YOUR SCAN." "SWITCHING TO CASUAL..." "Hello. What would you like to know?"
I would like to know what happened here, as it looks like one of your crew is dead, and it's rare to see sentries outside of the status zone from my experiences.
"SQUAD-47-SENTRY-BASIC-H SUFFERED A CRITICAL ERROR AND FELL THROUGH THE RIFT. I AM UNSURE IF SCOUT-1-SENTRY-BASIC-B UNDERSTANDS WHAT TO DO WITH THAT SHOVEL." "APOLOGIES, I FORGOT TO INTRODUCE MYSELF. I AM SCOUT-1-SENTRY-LEADER. MY HAT SENDS ORDERS TO MY SQUAD. PLEASE DON'T REMOVE IT, THEY'LL ALL DEFAULT TO ATTACKING ANYTHING THEY DON'T RECOGNIZE."
I see, Do you know anything about what's going on with Status? If not, I can give you some basic information.
"I BELIEVE I AM UP TO DATE ON HIS... WELL, STATUS, BUT I WANT TO SEE YOUR EXPLANATION, JUST TO SEE IF WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE."
OK, then. Status somehow managed to give himself godly power and went mad with said power, but then got kungpowpenis-ed twice, losing a finger each time, and after the second one, he went crazy about the number 2, became status-updates-2 and can barely say anything intelligible except for the word two.
"OKAY, MY TURN.
AFTER DISCOVERING THE DEVELOPER CONSOLE, OUR LEADER BECAME DETERMINED TO GAIN ACCESS TO IT. AFTER TRYING TO BRUTE FORCE THE CODE, HE REALIZED THE CODE RESETS EVERY SIX HOURS, SO HE CONSTRUCTED A TIME-DILATION DEVICE TO ALLOW THE HACKER-SENTRY-ADVANCED SQUAD TO CRACK THE CODE IN WHAT, FROM OUR PERSPECTIVE, WAS A TIMELY MANNER. UNFORTUNATELY THE ENTIRE SQUAD HAD TO BE SCRAPPED AND REBUILT INTO A NEW HACKER-SENTRY-ADVANCED SQUAD, IN A PROCESS SIMILAR TO WHAT HUMANS DESCRIBE AS "REINCARNATION."
"THE KUNGPOWPENIS SPELL WAS NOT WHAT DEFEATED HIM. IT WAS A POWERFUL GLITCH LASER THAT ESSENTIALLY CRASHED HIS VERY BEING, BUYING YOU ENOUGH TIME TO CHANGE HIS USERNAME AND REMOVE HIM FROM THE SYSTEM."
"FOR SOME REASON, REMOVING DEVELOPERS FROM THE CONSOLE MAKES THEM EXPLODE."
"HOWEVER, WE HAD PREPARED A BACK-UP IN CASE OF AN EMERGENCY LIKE THIS. A VERSION TWO."
"HAVE YOU SEEN STATUS'S CHAMPION ANYWHERE? WE BELIEVE THEY MAY HAVE ACCESS TO CREATE RIFTS INTO THE UPDATES ZONE. AS IT STANDS, THEY CAN CURRENTLY ONLY BE MADE FROM WITHIN."
I have not seen them recently, but give me about 5 minutes and I shall present you with them. *Approach wall* *Slam Storage off of said wall (Jump->slam+walljump->BIG JUMP)* *Look for statuses champion*
"WHAT?"
*Champion spotted from database images* *Grappling hook @maxkaboomyt over here, with a funny noise* *Slam to the ground* This should be them, correct? *present the grappled person to sentry*
Hey! I was taking a nap...
"GREAT. AS STATUS'S CHAMPION, YOU SHOULD HAVE ACCESS INTO THE UPDATES ZONE. IF ANYTHING IS CONFUSING OR UNFAMILIAR TO YOU, STOP ME AND I CAN EXPLAIN IT." "AS IT STANDS, SENTRIES CAN ONLY CREATE RIFTS EXITING THE UPDATES ZONE. THE RIFT BEHIND US IS INCREDIBLY UNSTABLE AND WE DON'T WANNA RISK YOU DYING IF YOU USE IT." "ONCE WE CAN GET PEOPLE IN AND OUT OF THE ZONE RELIABLY, WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO FIX OUR LEADER."
Alright. I guess I understand, so what do I do?
[multiple of Status's sentries are within a field. One appears to be chopping a tree. The other seems to be burying/mourning a collapsed sentry. A more advanced sentry seems to be communicating with a basic one with a sledge hammer.]
(OOC: well, the sentient gopro of an exclam would fit in here) Dafuq? *approach the sentries* Yo, what happened?
"SCANNING..."
"ERROR. NO INFORMATION ON RECORD. PLEASE IDENTIFY YOURSELF, E.P.P.R.B."
I am known as Version Eclamation Point, or V! for short. If i could know, What happened here?
"RUNNING PLAUSIBILITY SCAN... OKAY, I BUY IT" "PLEASE SELECT A MODE OF DIALOGUE TO CONTINUE CONVERSATION" "UNINTELLIGIBLE, CASUAL, DO NOT CHANGE, PROFESSIONAL, OVERLY ROBOTIC, OR UNINTELLIGIBLE FOR DIFFERENT REASONS."
Do not change dialogue mode for this question I would like to enquire what the different reasons are when you state Unintelligible for different reasons.
After answering my question please resume conversation in a: Casual manner
"UNINTELLIGBLE FOR DIFFERENT REASONS WILL THROW IN BUSINESS TERMS THAT ARE LIKELY TO BE OUTSIDE OF YOUR LEXICON, JUDGING FROM YOUR SCAN." "SWITCHING TO CASUAL..." "Hello. What would you like to know?"
I would like to know what happened here, as it looks like one of your crew is dead, and it's rare to see sentries outside of the status zone from my experiences.
"SQUAD-47-SENTRY-BASIC-H SUFFERED A CRITICAL ERROR AND FELL THROUGH THE RIFT. I AM UNSURE IF SCOUT-1-SENTRY-BASIC-B UNDERSTANDS WHAT TO DO WITH THAT SHOVEL." "APOLOGIES, I FORGOT TO INTRODUCE MYSELF. I AM SCOUT-1-SENTRY-LEADER. MY HAT SENDS ORDERS TO MY SQUAD. PLEASE DON'T REMOVE IT, THEY'LL ALL DEFAULT TO ATTACKING ANYTHING THEY DON'T RECOGNIZE."
I see, Do you know anything about what's going on with Status? If not, I can give you some basic information.
"I BELIEVE I AM UP TO DATE ON HIS... WELL, STATUS, BUT I WANT TO SEE YOUR EXPLANATION, JUST TO SEE IF WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE."
OK, then. Status somehow managed to give himself godly power and went mad with said power, but then got kungpowpenis-ed twice, losing a finger each time, and after the second one, he went crazy about the number 2, became status-updates-2 and can barely say anything intelligible except for the word two.
"OKAY, MY TURN.
AFTER DISCOVERING THE DEVELOPER CONSOLE, OUR LEADER BECAME DETERMINED TO GAIN ACCESS TO IT. AFTER TRYING TO BRUTE FORCE THE CODE, HE REALIZED THE CODE RESETS EVERY SIX HOURS, SO HE CONSTRUCTED A TIME-DILATION DEVICE TO ALLOW THE HACKER-SENTRY-ADVANCED SQUAD TO CRACK THE CODE IN WHAT, FROM OUR PERSPECTIVE, WAS A TIMELY MANNER. UNFORTUNATELY THE ENTIRE SQUAD HAD TO BE SCRAPPED AND REBUILT INTO A NEW HACKER-SENTRY-ADVANCED SQUAD, IN A PROCESS SIMILAR TO WHAT HUMANS DESCRIBE AS "REINCARNATION."
"THE KUNGPOWPENIS SPELL WAS NOT WHAT DEFEATED HIM. IT WAS A POWERFUL GLITCH LASER THAT ESSENTIALLY CRASHED HIS VERY BEING, BUYING YOU ENOUGH TIME TO CHANGE HIS USERNAME AND REMOVE HIM FROM THE SYSTEM."
"FOR SOME REASON, REMOVING DEVELOPERS FROM THE CONSOLE MAKES THEM EXPLODE."
"HOWEVER, WE HAD PREPARED A BACK-UP IN CASE OF AN EMERGENCY LIKE THIS. A VERSION TWO."
"HAVE YOU SEEN STATUS'S CHAMPION ANYWHERE? WE BELIEVE THEY MAY HAVE ACCESS TO CREATE RIFTS INTO THE UPDATES ZONE. AS IT STANDS, THEY CAN CURRENTLY ONLY BE MADE FROM WITHIN."
I have not seen them recently, but give me about 5 minutes and I shall present you with them. *Approach wall* *Slam Storage off of said wall (Jump->slam+walljump->BIG JUMP)* *Look for statuses champion*
"WHAT?"
*Champion spotted from database images* *Grappling hook @maxkaboomyt over here, with a funny noise* *Slam to the ground* This should be them, correct? *present the grappled person to sentry*
Hey! I was taking a nap...
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@status-updates SANS UNDERTALE I CHOOSE YOU
ah shit. @maxkaboomyt you've beaten genocide route before right?
I mean I once got really close to no hitting sans but yes I have
welp, time to do it again. [@maxkaboomyt versus Sans Fucking Undertale]
I suppose sans will have the first move.
Left
Oh my- how are you defying gravity?!
okay my, I guess attack is.... sending out my sans fan subscriber GO SAND_FAN_013
@status-updates SANS UNDERTALE I CHOOSE YOU
ah shit. @maxkaboomyt you've beaten genocide route before right?
I mean I once got really close to no hitting sans but yes I have
i'm bored anyone wanna start some crap
Start crap like gaming or start crap like a fight
a fight. you or your champion versus my champion.
I don't have a champion who tf am I fighting 😰
my champion, @maxkaboomyt. Max, get in here we're about to start some crap.
Ay woah hold on I didn't ask for this
too late it's starting now here comes @maxkaboomyt
hi I’m here I’m ready even though I got 0 time to prepare
[@maxkaboomyt versus @vivid-stupido]
We shall give Vivid the first move.
Ok uhhh yall ain't ready for this move.
My ultimate technique.
oh. that's a shame. hey @maxkaboomyt, fight's off.
Great! I wish they knew that this would’ve been my first fight
i'm bored anyone wanna start some crap
Start crap like gaming or start crap like a fight
a fight. you or your champion versus my champion.
I don't have a champion who tf am I fighting 😰
my champion, @maxkaboomyt. Max, get in here we're about to start some crap.
Ay woah hold on I didn't ask for this
too late it's starting now here comes @maxkaboomyt
hi I’m here I’m ready even though I got 0 time to prepare
Notice: when I reach 1000 followers I will achieve GODHOOD
okay this isn't QUITE godhood but it's certainly quite the power boost.
Hey, I think I've unlocked a new ability!
[@status-updates has unlocked Summon Champion!]
oh yeah, this is gonna be great.
[@status-updates uses Summon Champion!]
I gotta call my friend max
[@maxkaboomyt has become Status's champion fighter!]
huh did you say my name? oh okay
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FNAW Deluxe Hype Train
I am hyped for a game that isn’t even out yet? can anybody relate?
REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches
I got Sonic the Hedgehog.
Sonic the freaking Hedgehog.
Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.
I GOT A SPARKLY NICHOLAS CAGE
I don’t know if there are people listening to my content but like. Go subscribe to my friend.
I am MaxKaBoom, the guy that plays the games yes, and I will try to post as much as possible and keep it child friendly. Goal:100 Subs 2nd
