I, I Am Max.

I am so tempted to get tiktok for this guy alone

“You kidnapped someone’s child”

OMG YAAAASSS HAHAHAHAHA 🤟🏽

JESUS CHRIST

This applies to so many things! Your first two inches of knitting/crocheting look like fuck-all. Your pile of fabric pieces look like fuck-all. Your first two paragraphs look like fuck-all. Your first nursing class looks like-fuck all. Keep doing the thing until you finish the thing!

Was not expecting the absolute intense emotion I felt when I saw the finished product. That is a seriously rad shawl 🤟🏽

i hate people in relationships.. girl just said “i love when i kiss you in the morning and you tastes like sleep” …… sis… are you talking about MORNING BREATH?????!! i gotta go

this research paper is helping me find amazing documents on production and consumption and its effects on environmental issues like everybody who researches this concludes that we need economic and cultural reform like … comrade…..

is there bible fanfiction on ao3

One of my personal favorites was one that had a Homestuck title and tags along with Biblical ones. It was literally just the bible, without a single Homestuck reference, and I ended up reading/skimming a significant portion of it just to see what the punchline was then realizing I’d been tricked into reading portions of the bible. I refuse to believe it was anything other than some god tier trolling.

we make eye contact and i connect to the wifi in your brain and i delete half of your memories and make you left handed

But I am left handed. And I already have a poor memory, so good luck finding anything worth deleting.

WAIT A MINUTE

you are growing from this you are growing from this you are growing from this

do people actually put thought into zodiac posts or do people just randomly write down what soap the signs are

sounds like something an exfoliating citrus soap would say