go get dead, angel face

I used to really like the ✨ emoji but now she's best friends with AI and I feel like I can't trust her anymore

NO do NOT let them win. We can save her. We can wrest her association back from AI. She doesn't deserve this and we can't abandon her.

feminist killjoy hours again, what the actual fuck is “weird girl literature” and how often do we acquiesce to the latest degrading gendered advertising campaigns

Women did not fucking pioneer horror, thriller, and science fiction as we know it for publishing to infantilize it into a high school phase

is Stephen king “weird boy literature”? Or does he get to be an adult horror novelist?

i think my ideal job is being paid 50$/hour to sit on the computer doing whatever i want at an empty rented office space for mysterious employers definitely running some kind of money laundering scheme and just needing me to keep up appearances of one of their shell companies but im not like, in on anything and no one can charge me for anything

my dead wife. the ad free internet

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch

Devastating! Art museum gift shop doesn’t sell prints of specific and unpopular painting that struck a cord with you!

BRING HIM BACK

oh thank goodness