Maxime

Probably needed to ge t drunker to do the whole head thing so I wouldn’t feel immediate remorse upon sobering up

my stupid fucking journal is falling apart

every1 pawbably thinks my doodle hydra is abt dying or whatever but it’s actually abt going 2 bed

would it be weird to like, publicly just, ask women to tell me more about hypnosis and brainwashing and how it works???

I like to think I’m approaching the cuteness curve but who knows :bats my big precious eye lashes:

I would have forcefemmed Caesar and Hannibal and made them scissor

You don’t get to wave at me at recess and not wanna be my friend

if you’re cold, she’s cold, put 200 viruses on your robot girl to turn her into a space heater

every time I see somebody end their post with “send post” I imagine it as them firing a tank cannon

Idk, I feel like a lesser or constituent muse to a meaner and more important muse