They wanna wake up with you everyday.

I’m trying so hard not to get that song stuck in my head.

Ah, I've tried that. Obviously it didn't work at all. I've been singing it all day. I fear the moment Ren walks into the house and realizes that this won't end.

I'm so glad you're my brother. You get me on an emotional level.

I did know that, actually. And the elephant goes toot.

The fox screams.

Well that's depressing. The fox does not scream. The fox goes ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringdeding!

WE DON'T NEED TO SCREAM. Did you know fish go blub?

S-sorry. I.. Sorry. I’ll leave y-you alone.

Look, just fuckin' apologize to your brother, okay? It's pissin' me off how you two are always at each other's throats.

I would never do meth, coke is another story.

What? No, as your future brother-in-law, I forbid this. Take it back and go fart somewhere or something. DON'T DO DRUGS.

Guess I deserved that one..

Hmm, you think? Don't start with me, Tomlinson. You're not exactly my favorite person right now.

No, no no. Then they’ll make me stopped eating.

Wait, wait, wait, why would they do this? They don't own YOU, ASHER STYLES. YOU OWN YOURSELF.

Farting is not ok on the tube.

You are so goddamn vile. Stop speaking. Stop.

So am I, ya curly haired idiot. It was cotton candy flavored.

Ah, I was under the impression you actually cooked Meth. You know, like those guys in Breaking Bad. Because you're a total druggie, Malik. Total.

I really don’t need your smartass remarks right now, Max…

And I really don't need you being a goddamn dickhole to my brother and one of my best friends. :)

The first step is admitting it.

The Styles family needs a TrueLife episode. True Life: I'm a Styles and I'm addicted to food.