it's not all roses and kitty cats

Farting is not ok on the tube.

That gets overshadowed by the smell you described.

That's not always. I think I'm just unlucky.

Farting is not ok on the tube.

Farting is not ok on the tube.

Walk or drive.

You're missing out on some fantastic people watching, mate.

Farting is not ok on the tube.

Farting is not ok on the tube.

I don’t take the train, so I won’t have that problem.

....how do you get around then?

Farting is not ok on the tube.

Farting is not ok on the tube.

Farting is not ok on the tube.

Farting is not ok on the tube.

Nope right adjective, please don’t ever tell me I’m wrong again or it’s your life that will not be r-e-m-a-i-n-i-n-g.

You're wrong though, Shi.

Oh good. More research.

Just that, at the risk of actually sounding brotherly, you can talk to me if need be.

You should give me a hug the next time you see me.

Will do, brother. When will that be?

Oh good. More research.

Is there something you want to talk about?

Nope. You?

Just that, at the risk of actually sounding brotherly, you can talk to me if need be.

this is inaccurate

You’re inaccurate.

nope wrong adjective please try again you have two lives remaining