maus

I need $600+ for stupid toys

Y’all can be screaming every time you see a gorilla

Item: Weiner Medallion; grants the wearer the touch ability to alter the flavor of objects to that of a hot dog

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

Which will fade first? Memories of the Area 51 "raid", or memories of Internet Explorer?

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every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

does singing in the shower count as art

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

does writing fanfiction count as art

don't make me say the mummy thing again

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

If I had a penis I would say “aaannnnddddddd we’re in” during sex like they do in movies when hacking into the mainframe

can’t believe they made yaoi with childish gambino and the guy from ducktales