I Solemly Swear I Am Up To No Good

(Hey guys I’m back from a long Haitus)

Lily: [turns in full circle]

Lily: I think we lost Sirius.

James: I got this.

James: [cups hands around mouth] REMUS LUPIN SUCKS

Sirus: Hey, what should I change into?

Pairing: Young!Remus x Female reader, lowkey Young!Sirius x Female Reader

Warnings: smut, unprotected sex, dirty talk, locker room sex, swearing, ummm i think thats it?

Reader’s house: Gryffindor

Age: 18 (in their Seventh year)

A/N: After many, many versions of this and a whole lot of slamming my head against the keypad, I have finally finished this fic! Requested by the lovely @marauderskeeper who was ever so patient with this darn fic. I hope you like it love. 

Summary: Remus hates (Y/N) more than words can describe. And by hate, he means loves. Yeh, he definitely has it bad for (Y/N)

It started with an argument in Defense Against the Dark Arts.

A really dumb argument, Remus admitted, though he wasn’t necessarily good at picking his battles and he had a feeling (Y/N) already knew that. And he really should have known better by now, because they had been playing this game for years, but conceding meant she was right, and Remus wasn’t going to let her win that easy. (Y/N) won a lot of things, but Remus wasn’t one of them.

“It’s probably no big deal but you’re doing it wrong.”

Remus’ grip on his wand tightened, his teeth clenched tightly in frustration. He had felt her presence before she had spoken, but he had chosen to ignore her. He wasn’t about to be distracted by her sweet nothings and sultry stares.

When he didn’t respond, he heard (Y/N) saunter up to him until she stood beside him. 

“You’d be much better off with Flipendo.”

Remus rolled his eyes, “Expelliarmus is just as effective.”

“Yes, but do you really want your opponent to get back up? Wouldn’t it be better if they just stayed down?”

Remus raised an eyebrow at her, briefly wondering if she meant another curse entirely instead of the simple knockback jinx. Then he realized that this was (Y/N), and she was probably riling him up just for kicks.

“That sounds a lot more sinister than just defending yourself,” Remus noted with a querying brow.

“Maybe,” she smirked, “but I’d rather just get the job finished instead of leaving it half done.”

“What are you saying? That you’d rather kill someone so you can win a duel?”

(Y/N) frowned at him, “What type of person do you think I am? Of course not!” she smirked, mischief glinting in her eyes, “But I’m not the type of person to leave someone hanging. I want to leave them satisfied.”

Remus rolled his eyes, sarcasm dripping from his voice, “I’m sure they’d be super satisfied to–”

His words trailed off when he felt her touch glide across his shoulder, following the length of his arm until her fingers grazed across his white-knuckled grip. He stood very still, his heart pounding against his chest like a fist, as (Y/N) curled her fingers around his wrist.

“All you have to do is adjust your grip like so. And then you’ve got them.”

Remus was suddenly aware of how close she was standing to him, her breasts pressing into his back. He felt rather than saw her reach up to stand on the tips of her toes so her breath could fan over his ear.

“Flipendo,” she whispered, and Remus struggled to fight the shudder that rattled his spine.

“Flipendo!”

The target flew three feet across the room and slammed into the wall, it’s wooden limbs splintering. He turned to face her and noticed a hunger in her eyes that he hadn’t seen before. Something jolted through him, heading straight to the region beneath his belt.

“You’re finally catching on now,” she grinned and turned on her heel, flouncing away with a swing of her hips. 

It was at that moment that he realized what she had meant, that, as she had hinted earlier, she couldn’t care less about the spell he chose to disarm his opponent. It was a game, and she had him at checkmate. He suddenly felt like she had cast the knockback jinx on him as his mind raced and his breath quickened.  

“What the hell just happened?” Remus breathed to himself, desperately trying to will away the tension in his pants.  

Somewhere behind him, James, Sirius and Peter shared a knowing smirk.

“I wonder how long it will take before they find a broom closet and just get it over with.” Peter sighed, his eyes flicking between the two of them.

“2 galleons says two days,” Sirius smirked.  

“4 galleons says a week,” James remarked, extending his arm to his friend, “They’re both too proud and stubborn for their own good.”

“You’re on.” Sirius shook James’s hand. Peter raised a brow at them, folding his arms across his chest.

“Somehow, I think you’re both going to lose.”

Euphoria - Remus Lupin x Reader

Word Count: 1053

A/N: Part two if anyone wants can be their first date. Also, Remus is so cute???

Summary: Reader finds themselves zoning out… on Remus Lupin’s face. Leads to some embarrassing moments and awkward blushing

You didn’t realize you were doing it until it was too late, his hazel eyes met yours and your stomach dropped. You knew he saw you staring. You just couldn’t help it, the boy was adorable. Thankfully, none of his friends noticed your guys’ blazing cheeks, and the way your eyes seemed to dart anywhere but at each other. Remus Lupin had caught you staring a total of three times that day, and he didn’t know why. He knew you couldn’t possibly like him, you were way out of his league. His friends always told him that there wasn’t anything wrong with him, that he wasn’t any different from anyone else, but he never believed them. He knew all he could do was hurt you, and he thought you could never love him back. It gave him a false sense of hope though, to see your scarlet cheeks, and think that that was because he met your eyes.

After three whole minutes, a hell of a long time to go without staring at the boy you loved, you chanced on little peek. Just one. You darted your eyes up to his, but instantly regretted it, as you could see all of his friends laughing behind him, watching you. Your cheeks burned again, and you hurriedly packed up your bag, wanting to escape the taunting that was sure to come. You dashed out of the common room, your pace only quickening when you heard footsteps behind you. You darted down a secret corridor, hoping you had lost your pursuer, and were relieved to hear dead silence behind you.

You didn’t, however, focus on the person approaching in front of you. He emerged from the shadows and you didn’t notice him until it was too late to run away. You were trapped in a corridor with Remus bloody Lupin. You blushed even more, which was quite a remarkable feat, considering that you were already as Scarlett as Remus’ gryffindor prefect badge.

“Please, just let me go to the library, I don’t want to be caught in one of your stupid pranks. I didn’t mean to stare.” You mumbled, head down and eyes anywhere but on him. If you had looked up, you would have seen the hurt flash through his eyes at the words, ‘I don’t want to be caught in one of your stupid pranks’. He knew following you was a bad idea, It would only hurt him. He should have ignored the shoves and reassurances from his friends, he should have let you go.

It was bad enough to watch your from afar and know that you’d never return his affections, but now, since he had you cornered, he was gonna have to hear it directly from you. He stepped aside, but was steered back in front of you by what looked like… well, nothing. James, you bastard, Remus thought, knowing full well that the antlers pushing him back to you were those of his deer friend (I really need to stop making jokes none of them are funny), underneath his invisibility cloak. You had tried to escape when he stepped aside, but had collided with his (rock hard, might I add), chest because of some invisible force that had nudged you into him. You caught a glimpse of what had pushed you, and were bewildered when all you saw was a fluffy black… was that a tail?

You must have been going insane. You realized that you were still pressed against Remus, and hastily made to remove yourself from his chest. He stopped you by grabbing your wrist, and you met his hazel eyes which were brimming with sincerity.

He knew before he did it that it wasn’t gonna end well, but this was his only chance to kiss you and, by god, he was going to do it. He pulled you closer by your wrist and leaned in so that his forehead was on yours. He could hear your breath hitch and hoped he wasn’t overstepping a boundary. He ever so gently brushed his lips against yours, and you hesitated for a second, again, not wanting a prank to happen. Your moment of hesitation ended when your eyes met again, seeing his fill with hurt when you didn’t engage. You kicked your doubts in the crotch and inched your face forwards to meet his. Your lips fit perfectly together, and his hand came up to softly rub your cheek. You wrapped an arm around his neck while he slung one of his own around your waist. The kiss slowly melted into soft pecks and after several of these, the two of you pulled apart, resting your foreheads together once again.

“I’m sorry if that made you uncomfortable, I just didn’t want to miss my only chance to kiss you,” he breathed, looking down and unwrapping his hand from your waist. He looked up in shock when you caught his hand and placed it back where it was before.

“Well that sure as hell wasn’t your only chance, Lupin.” And with that, you smashed your lips to his once more. The two of you had to breathe, so after a while you broke apart, your faces twisting into shy smiles. He held you tighter and for a moment, you two just basked in the warmth that reciprocated affections provided. He pulled back just a smidge to look you in the eyes.

Sirius: And your my sister from another mister

I really don’t like to do this, but because of the overwhelming amount of support I have gotten since posting about the current situation Rob and I are in and the interest you have shown in helping out I have decided to make a GoFundMe to try to ease the stress of having to get the money together to get into a new apartment as soon as possible without dipping into the money we are supposed to spend on what’s left of the Wedding plans. 

 PLEASE DO NOT FEEL PRESSURED! I hate to ask anyone to give me money when I have nothing to offer anyone in return. All I can do I show my utmost appreciation for those of you who have insisted that they would like to help us. I know that the internet is a funny place to have friends, and we don’t all “Know Each Other”, but this community and the people I know here have come to mean so much to me and I love you all and I am consistently honored and touched by the support I have gotten from all of you over the years that I have been here. I hope to think of some way that I can give back to all of you, whether you are able to donate or not. 

Thank you Thank you Thank you…I really can’t express enough what this means to me. 

(( OOC: No need… I already made you one. )) 

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