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reaching the bus stop just as it drives away

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James drunk texts like my mum during a work trip. You get a pic of dinner and messages that progressively make less sense and words that loose more letters , and maybe gain a few new never seen before in those words letters .

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Blanky is handling his liquor.

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Hard one, if we're talking normal texting I believe sir John would be worse. You're getting some shitty blurry selfie, cause he was trying to send you a picture of something nice he had seen... And then he forgets to turn off the phone camera and it accidentally takes like 30 pics in his pocket.

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Crozier is writing semi normally... That man has learned during all his years a-boozing.