Matty Make You Lose Control

Shorter answer is that life got a lot busier after I moved :) harder to keep track of things, more on my plate, all that disorganized jazz

Short answer is because when I do art or jokes or content, it's usually for my p*treon! Why is that censored? Because it is! Call it a plug if you so desire, but nowadays you're more likely to find me active there on occasion. I'm trying harder to make art for my own enjoyment, but a lot of people are fond of what I create, and throw me some spare change to help support it!

Posting this meme by my good pal Banshee (@donut-wraith) because it's one of the funniest pieces I stumbled on in the discord meme channel. what a flawless image. what an excellent premise for an unsounded fandom caricature, distilled into one manic panel edit and text copypasta

Thought I'd advertise here that I'm looking to make some extra cash, and am willing to pump out some art for anyone willing to pay. I do my work entirely by mouse on MS Paint, so it's a bit of a rough, retro style that I know fans have praised in the past.

Perhaps you might be interested in commissioning your own piece? :) Here's my standard options below:

Flats/Grayscales/Minimal Color pieces - 25 dollars a pop

The number of figures is up for negotiation but generally I'm up for full-body, colorless sketches for 25 US dollars.

Full color portraits - 50 dollars a pop

These represent some recent commissions and personal pieces that I've completed this past year or so. 50 dollars is what I've been valued at, so that's what I'm sticking with.

I'll draw pretty much anything or anyone so long as it's not stretching the limits of my style. You're not likely to get an anime pfp from me.

NSFW gore or nudity is alright but results may vary. Just being honest!

Generally no landscapes or vehicles, I know my limits.

Anything more specific or separate, there's always room to haggle. I like to draw! You like characters! Together we make the perfect team! How about it?

Your birthday is only once a year but a good dog door is forever! And so are the horrors! Here's Captain Toma with the Darmine Doggy Door :)

Hello!

A) I am doing alright! Extremely tired from work!

B) My "meme things" are made overwhelmingly in MS paint, with video exceptions made in Windows 10's default video editor (which incidentally is being replaced in the near future! Sure hope that won't be an inconvenience). I'm by no means a professional artist, I just make what feels right in my diseased little gut with the layman's tools available to me. Don't go recommending or spotting me a tablet or a fancy art program, t'would be wasted on me!

C) I wasn't a direct witness to the infamous Balkan War Crimes discussion on the site, I've only heard of it (and joked about it) through hearsay and passing comments from participants and even our poor poor author. It sounds like it was quite a bloodbath! And perhaps nothing to be proud of experiencing or partaking in. You'd best get the full scope from Ashley herself, but it'd cost you some arm-wringing. With the comment section extinguished, perhaps we all ought to simply be relieved it can't happen again.

I wonder what your vote will say about you, unsounded reader