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Bonus:

“Percy, you can't ship Medusa's head to Olympus.” “Why not?”

PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS (2023-) S01E03 | “We Visit the Garden Gnome Emporium”

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14th century doctors be like “i don’t know what’s wrong with you but you’re a woman so i diagnose you with witchcraft”

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19th century doctors be like “i don’t know what’s wrong with you but you’re a woman so i diagnose you with hysteria”

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21st century doctors be like “i don’t know what’s wrong with you but you’re a woman so i don’t believe anything is wrong with you and won’t diagnose you”

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i cant believe americans on tv really say rock paper scissors like???? its paper scissors rock omg do u irl americans actually say rock paper scissors????

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rb this with whether u say paper scissors rock or rock paper scissors

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me normally: linguistic differences are so interesting and cool! I love hearing different dialectal variations.

me, reading “paper, scissors, rock” with my own two eyeballs: the lord is testing me

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“Truth or dare?” “Dare.” “Order me a pizza.”

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I HAVE BEEN BLIND TO THE POSSIBILITIES

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THE GOOD PLACE S03E12 | “Pandemonium”

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Someone: “I want a cat/rabbit/other animal that will be super openly affectionate, go for walks, play fetch, not mind being handled rough, never be shy, and also I don’t want it to claw me or the furniture(so I’ll probably get it declawed) and I don’t want to ever clean a litter box or cage.”

Me: “Hey there’s this great new type of animal you might be interested in:”

Someone: “I want a dog but I don’t ever want to take it for walks or exercise it very much or let it outside and I want it to be fine with being left alone for longer periods of time and also never bark.”

Me:

Someone: “I want a cat or dog but I want to only feed it a vegan diet.”

Me:

Someone: “I want to have a pet but I basically never want to interact with it.”

Me:

Someone: “I want to get my kid a cute pet for Easter/Christmas!”

Me:

Get a pet that fits your needs. Don’t get a pet then try to force it to fit your lifestyle. Just because you saw a person walking a rabbit once doesn’t mean you can expect a rabbit to just be a dog. Just get a dog!

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ya know in hunger games: catching fire with the clock that has a new danger every hour?

that’s 2020

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Lmao all of the moods

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why is this so fucking funny

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#the manDADlorian

The Mandalorian (2019) Chapter 8: Redemption

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Breaking news you old but that’s okay

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Mingus Reedus

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The holy trinity

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actually heres an addendum

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If I may remind everyone

Source

Source 2

Source 3

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book one harry: *loses 2 house points* oh my god they’re all going to hate me this is the biggest atrocity i have ever committed in my academic career, i have forever tarnished the reputation of gryffindor house

book six harry: *loses 70 points for gryffindor* * almost gets expelled* ask me if i give a motherfuck??

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Realistic character development

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