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If U think i’m annoying

Block me

If U think i’m handsome

Suck me

If U think i’m restless

Walk me

If U think i’m hairy

Pluck me

matthillfromcollege

Drake- shot for me

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The three most important moments in a man’s life are the most important moment followed by the second most important and finally the third

(medication commercial voice) I used to hate my fungus.

tucsonfog

The secret service has two jobs: to protect the president and to protect the golden dollar. The golden dollar is just what it sounds like and it’s worth as much as every regular dollar put together. That means that if someone were to use it to buy something, they would receive all the country’s money as change. You can understand why that can’t be allowed to happen

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A chain is only as strong as its “chain strength”

transfemininomenon

top 5 things to say as a horror game protagonist:

huh...?

what the !

it's locked.

what's going on...?

what is that thing?!

matthillfromcollege

Looks like someone left in a hurry…

Don’t Google “the stuff of nightmares”

theonion

In the latest of a series of escalations in President Donald Trump’s highly publicized war on “woke,” the U.S. Department of Justice reportedly removed all mentions of justice from its website Friday.

The purge follows a directive from the DOJ last week to roll back pro-justice programs and delete thousands of webpages that contained banned words, including “fairness,” “integrity,” “due process,” and “honor.” Citing an executive order from the president, Attorney General Pam Bondi directed her department to comb through all its articles, images, videos, and social media posts to remove any “un-American, leftist propaganda” related to upholding the rule of law, keeping the nation safe, or protecting citizen’s rights.

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matthillfromcollege

R. Budd Dwyer made this joke first

fresh2definitely

me using tumblr

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wavetapper

shirt that says I ♡ Leftist Infighting About Children's Cartoons

kristina100000

mutual: im about to kms

me in the replies: the vultures are waiting to pick your bones. and that shouldn't frighten you. that should liberate you... that should liberate you

xvisualtreasure09x

curgly

oh this gif would make THE WETTEST sounds if it had audio

matthillfromcollege

This person is about to find out about movies

sandsvendor100

Santa

nogf

if they had ditch weed dispensaries i would still smoke

nogf

but im talking like low down ditch weed. just schwag. grade A ass weed. garbàge. because the shit they smoking nowadays is toxic. i brush past someone walking out of a dispo and 10 minutes later im couchlocked. in my day I would buy an eighth of capital B Boof pack and that shit had me k'ed for a week. the certified reginald. that oregano 10 sack. placebo kush. joe biden diesel. but they don't make it like that no more

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58kill

How I’d Love To Displease My King.

And Be Subjected

To New And Creative Punishments.

Like Being Loaded

Into The Sling

Of A Trebuchet.

And Launched,

Arcing,

At The Wall Of The Enemy Fortress.

To Shatter,

Wetly.

And Bathe Protestants In My Steaming Gore.

God.

topherchris

powerburial

Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.

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