this is your heart

You sound unsure… Just be honest, do any of them look good on me? Like, at all?

Yes! Of course! The problem is that you look amazing in all of them.

Do they really? I kind of want to buy both, but they are quite similar aren’t they? Damn it.

Uhm ... I liked ... the first one better? Does that help?

They do not! This one is… a shade lighter?

Oh. I mean - oooooh! Eh, they both look great on you!

Don’t talk to me, unless it’s relevant and absolutely crucial.

Uh. What if I told you that uh ... you're wearing two different shoes?

I don’t know what season of American Horror Story this place reminds me of most… Murder House, Asylum, Coven or Freak Show.

I wish I could help you but I never watched that show. Though uhm, these don't sound like great comparisons.

Okay, so how ‘bout this one? You think it’ll look any better than the one before?

I ... don't know, I kind of think they look the same?

Yes, unfortunately. I am craving ice too! Crushed ice. It’s so weird.

Oh wow, I never heard that one before. That is really weird. Charlotte...? I know this may get annoying but uh, can I ask you a few things?

Actually, you know what sounds really good? Pickles and onion dip.

Oooh, the food cravings are kicking in, huh?

You need anything? Like ... food or something to drink?

Oh shit! Sorry, I didn't mean to wake you up, you just eh. You looked cold.

So not everyone calls a group of kangaroos a kangacrew and say that disappoints me is an understatement.

Woah, man. I ... I had never thought of it that way. That's actually pretty damn sick!

Hey, how are you ... two doing?