👽 Beam me back up to the mothership 👽

ENTJ: DID I STUTTER?

INTJ: There are too many people on this Earth. We need a new plague.

INTP: I'm not superstitious, but I'm a little stitious.

ENTP: Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.

ENFJ: Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it's not like a compulsive need to be liked. Like my need to be praised.

ENFP: And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.

INFP: I'm an early bird and a night owl. So I'm wise and I have worms.

INFJ: How the turntables.

ISTJ: Obviously, we all want to die. But we need to get through this.

ESTJ: I'm always thinking one step ahead. Like a carpenter that makes stairs.

ISFP: It's never too early for ice cream, Jim!

ISFJ: You know what they say "Fool me once, strike one. But fool me twice.... strike three."

ESFJ: I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

ESFP: Dwight, you ignorant slut.

ESTP: Friends joke with one another. "Hey, you're poor." "Hey, your mom is dead." That's what friends do.