* MATRICIDES.

as for the lice… well, as far as he knew, that was correct. he hadn’t bathed in a few… er… weeks? months? could have been a year, or two. still, though, no need to call him out on it.

another meme inspired by devotedecay’s format !     tw  for  violence, blood, mature themes. send  in  one  of  these  for  my  muse’s  reaction  to  … (  add  ❝  reverse  ❞   if  you’d  like  to  see  how  my  muse  would  preform  the  action  !  )

[ deck ]   your muse decking mine in the face.

[ punch ]   your muse punching mine anywhere / or specify.

[ pin ]   your muse forcibly pinning my muse beneath them.

[ straddle ]   your muse forcing mine to the ground and straddling them.

[ scratch ]   your muse raking mine with their nails / claws.

[ bite ]   your muse biting mine.

[ turn ]   your muse rolling from beneath to atop my muse.

[ wall ]   your muse pinning mine against a wall.

[ snarl ]   your muse snarling / growling at mine.

[ curse ]   your muse cursing at / cursing mine out.

[ tug ]   your muse gripping mine’s hair.

[ kick ]   your muse kicking mine anywhere / or specify.

[ point + gun ]   your muse holding mine at gun point.

[ point + knife ]   your muse holding mine at knife point.

[ mock ]   your muse mocking mine.

[ sweep ]   your muse knocking mine off their feet.

[ grab ]   your muse grabbing mine forcibly.

[ shoot ]   your muse shooting my muse anywhere / or specify.

[ stab ]   your muse stabbing my muse anywhere / or specify.

[ break ]   your muse breaking any of mine’s bones / or specify.

[ strangle ]   your muse choking mine out.

[ shove ]   your muse shoving mine forcibly.

[ bruise ]   your muse making mine bruise.

[ under ]   your muse shoving mine underwater.

[ attempt ]   your muse attempting to kill mine.

[ bare ]   your muse baring their teeth at mine.

[ threaten ]   your muse threatening mine.

[ spit ]   your muse making mine spit blood.

[ bleed ]   your muse making mine bleed.

[ burn ]   your muse burning mine.

[ corner ]   your muse cornering mine.

[ throat ]   your muse wrapping a hand around mine’s throat.

[ challenge ]   your muse challenging mine.

❝ no one’s ever done that to me before. ❞

❝ could you play with my hair? ❞

❝ i can’t remember the last time i did this with someone. ❞ 

❝ that feels nice. ❞

❝ i haven’t been hugged in years. ❞

❝ i never want to let go. ❞

❝ let’s just cuddle forever. ❞ 

❝ you put your arm around me and i literally felt my knees buckle, this is so pathetic. ❞

❝ i just want to be held for a little while. ❞

❝ you’re legally obligated to keep holding me. ❞

❝ i think i forgot what human contact felt like. ❞

❝ i need to remember what hugs feel like. ❞

❝ do you mind if we stay like this for a little longer? ❞

❝ my family was never the touchy-feely type. ❞

❝ i’ve never been in a relationship before, so i don’t really know how to do the whole…kissing thing. ❞

❝ you were my first kiss. ❞

❝ could we cuddle, like, platonically? ❞

❝ i’m in desperate need of a hug. ❞

THE HOBBIT: AN UNEXPECTED JOURNEY STARTERS

Disclaimer: Feel free to change any of these in order to suit your needs if needed be!

❝ You’ve been sitting quietly for far too long. ❞

❝ I like visitors, but I usually get to know them before they visit. ❞

❝ Everything tastes like chicken, except chicken itself. ❞

❝  I have never used a sword in my life. ❞

❝  There are some who would not deem it wise. ❞

❝  I do believe the worst is behind us. ❞

❝ Good morning. ❞

❝ That’s what I thought… . ❞

❝ While I can honestly say I have told you the truth, I may not have told you all of it. ❞

❝ Loyalty, honor, a willing heart, I can ask for no more than that. ❞

❝  All good stories deserve embellishment! ❞

❝  The world is not in your maps and books. It’s out there. ❞

❝  True courage is knowing not how to take a life, but when to spare it. ❞

❝  I’m not sure it is a sword, more like a letter opener. ❞

❝  I’m sorry I doubted you. ❞

❝ I would have doubted me too. ❞

❝ I found it is the small everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keep the darkness at bay. ❞

❝  We wasn’t talking to you! ❞

❝  What’re you gonna do about it, wizard? ❞

❝  Where’s the meat? ❞

❝  Is it soft? is It juicy? ❞

❝  I wouldn’t risk it! I really wouldn’t! ❞

❝  Have you done much fighting? ❞

❝  Why don’t we have a game of riddles? ❞

❝  Home is now behind you… The world is ahead. ❞

❝  I’d like to see them try. ❞

❝  In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. ❞

❝  I will not hesitate to kill you, Dwarf! ❞

❝  I can not guarantee [his/her/their/its] safety. ❞

❝  You’ll have a tale to two to tell when you come back. ❞

❝  Can you promise that I will come back? ❞

❝  If you do, you will not be the same. ❞

❛ what the fuck. is that a baby with a knife ??? ❜