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Turn me into a vampire. I have so many hobbies to try.

We live in a world where we have greater access to technology than we do food and shelter.

Just saw a quarterback tie another player's shoes for him 🥹

Watching Columbo: Okay, but none of this is admissible in court.

Bring back DVD commentaries and other bonus features. Streaming services have taken so much from us.

She is walking around the shop, taking in the wares, thinking to herself, "Yeah, I could buy it or I could just make it myself." She cannot and will not make any such thing.

Frankenstein is like "my ex is crazy" and I'm like "what did you do to her"

I knew a girl in college who would never wear t-shirts, not even to bed, but she bought t-shirts to have made into a t-shirt quilt

normalize pretending not to know stuff so people can explain the stuff to you and you don't have to talk