boy prince of New York

can’t deny I was a huge brioux fan the first time around (like 2018) so this off-season is hitting

That tumblr post about how you can calculate the player’s attractiveness by the percentage of his pictures without a helmet is load bearing to me

This gleb pugachyov thing reminds me how if you’re Russian in the nhl you can either be a quiet dude that your coach openly bullies or you can take on the role of the class clown and people will genuinely think it’s because you’re stupid instead of because you’re speaking a language you barely know

congratulations to the newest second background pairing in willmack fics

I like seeing sharks fans upset and also it will finally make them stop trying to force the brother thing with Victor Eklund (although I’m sure they will try to make William’s life hell for the second season of heated rivalry) so I’m happy for now

I can only imagine Brandon Bussi’s teenage years, which coincided with the spread of the term bussy, were a gauntlet and the fact he’s still a sweet guy today is a testament to his character

can anyone riddle me why tortorella is just 'a hardass' and babcock is like universally acknowledged as abusive when even more players hate playing under tortorella and they sound practically identical

the larkin thing fills me with disgust lol all these crybabies just want to chase the cup with their maga buddies down at the beach in a place where nobody gives a fuck

I’m developing an immunity to hockey names but every now and then it hits me just how breathtakingly stupid some names are