Professor Professor Bird

putting on makeup to look well rested at work is OUT intentionally emphasizing your eye bags with eyeshadow so your boss feels bad for the psychic damage they are causing is IN

posting this and immediately getting ads for skincare against eye bags like no!! bestie what's not clicking!!! i want those puppies ON SHOW

the reviews are in: i look "rather sickly" and "should get some rest" ! finally putting my viktor arcane looks to good use. a win for the girlies

i just started the young pope and i know fuck all about catholicism but i gotta say. lenny has the most potent bde

i was literally never the same after reading the velveteen rabbit for the first time at age 5

i just think more 30-40 year old men should be more whorish. act your age for once.

unbutton your shirt and show off some cleavage and wear some sexy underwear and maybe then youll feel better.

i like clicking the reblog button mindlessly without worrying about the thought crimes or even legal crimes the individual. has committed it's simply none of my business

I saw OP summoning the devil at sixpenceee's child slave ranch

girl what were YOU doing at the devil summoning at sixpenceee's child slave ranch 👀👀

unshakeable dm urge to be like “do you like the npc little guys? do you like the vibes? do you like the story? is the lore good? am i getting a good grade? is combat fun? i hope you’re enjoying it <3 i love you <3 mwah <3” at any given moment