まっちゃまつ

oh yeah i didnt post this one

Keep your hands off the sextuplets!

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Osomatsu - Viera with the boob slider at 100. Picked Summoner thinking he could let his egis do all the work, doesn’t realize he has to actually press buttons too. Probably spends most of his time in the Gold Saucer, actually gets pretty good at the minigames. The only thing that would motivate him to hit endgame is the 2B bottoms.

Karamatsu - Elezen. Originally picked Paladin for the knightly and chivalrous aspect but quickly swapped to Bard after learning they actually get playable instruments. Glamour obsessed, probably leveled multiple DoH/DoL just to try and be able to make gil. Doesn’t follow the story as closely as Choro, but likes Aymeric a lot.

Choromatsu - Generic fem Miqo’te. Scholar, says he picked it because he likes shield healing but really he just likes the cute fairies. Likely has to remind the others to do their MSQ and Job Quests. Pretty average player, but probably the most invested in the story of the brothers. Y’shtola is his favorite.

Ichimatsu - Definitely Hrothgar. Likes Black Mage because the whole goal is to move as little as possible. Tried Dark Knight but didn’t like it as much due to all the movement while pulling in dungeons and tanking responsibility. Actually ends up being pretty good at raids and mechanics, but has his “healers adjust” moments.

Jyushimatsu - You know those really good max height Roegadyn tanks that don’t wear anything aside from the Namazu or Moogle head? Yeah. Also has a bunch of silly text macros.