miss witch

characters will be like “i had a strange dream... probably nothing” like girl you're literally in a story

There’s happiness and then there’s realizing that the last ten pages of a scientific paper are just the bibliography.

ive always hated when a vampire story is trying to distance itself from traditional lore or common perception and the vampire turns up their nose and says "and no. I don't turn into a bat" like they're so offended that you'd even suggest that they could do something so cool. well congratulations you're uncool and boring goodbye

like idk there’s just something so unusual about this entire cast of characters taking jason’s death so calmly especially when zeus canonically does not care. ur telling me percy jackson is just gonna roll over belly up and go to freshman seminar. it’s wrong

I'm happy for everyone who pirates stuff in a safe way. I just pat my laptop comfortingly and go "Let's do this" and then pray to god my cheap ass virus protection doesn't get completely overrun as I go to freemoviefilm69.co.free

[While manually closing 13 pop-ups per second, all of which are targeting my geographic location with steadily increasing accuracy] You know I think this is truly how the director intended for this work to be seen

i want so badly to be more offline but alas the siren call of images

atla is the best show in the world because they let uncle iroh open his tea shop while his nephew the prince of fire nation is procrastinating on becoming a good person so he has no other option but to be a waiter while hes stalling on doing good i hope the writers knew when they wrote this how fucking funny that concept truly is

Customer service was either going to reform him or make him more evil. That was the Ultimate Test.The rest of his arc was just filler.