you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea
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you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea
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“why are you, as someone in their 30s, still on tumblr” oh so you think you’re gonna be normal when you’re my age? you think you’re gonna be CURED?? you think the witches’ curse will have been lifted by then?? cmon now
Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens
NEVERMIND MY GRANDMA JUST SAID SKILL ISSUE
you grow a beautiful tree and then balk at its fruits?
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again
I need omega!Dennis who failed to mention that he has a little 5 year old daughter. Maybe it was the reason he initially left home? His family didnt approve of him getting pregnant unmated.
Dennis who feels so guilty over sleeping in shitty motels with his darling girl that he just doesnt tell anyone he has her. Well until Trinity (Alpha Trinity for vibes?) finds Dennis having her in the abandoned hospital wing with him. He has been trying so hard but this was the best he could do for her now. She is so well taken care off and has all the clean clothes and toys she could want, her mama just doesnt spend anything on himself!
Trinity gets him and the pup home with her real fast all while complaining she doesnt like kids but her and the pup become besties ofc! And Trinity helps Dennis get reliable babysitters for the hours the pup is home outside of school.
Fast forward 10 months and a few more people learned Dennis has a kid from him making off-handed comments about her but Robby and Jack dont know. Not until Dennis shows up with a little blond girl on his hip late at night when Jack is working and Robby is still hanging around bullying the other Alpha.
Dennis rambling like "she has a fever and it wont go down even with meds, and she is sluggish and not responding to me-" just rambling like crazy while jack and robby are like "where the fuck did you get a kid, Dennis?" And Dennis is confused cos thats obviously his daughter? He hasn't been hiding it now he has a safe place to live.
And now these 2 old Alphas are screaming inside cos their dumb little instincts are all like pretty omega has pup. Pretty omega is good mama. Pretty omega is even more perfect but also they need to focus and tend to the little pup (or well, maybe Shen steps in because they are both being idiots about it)
Yes

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one of the best feelings tbh
the concept of "canon" is fake anyway. if you write a fanfic with better emotional arcs than the original you win. i said what i said

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do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare
if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.
ugh life sucks right now so I gotta read about 2 guys touching each other inappropriately
I think I found my new favorite comic of all time
If existence is meaningless, create your own purpose and meaning.
this is everything I ever needed, and I had no idea until now.
Cold take but all languages are beautiful actually. Every single one. Every single human language on earth is a collection of stories interwoven into the very fabric of the words that are spoken.
“Oh but this language sounds scary-“ have you heard a child speak it while pointing at a butterfly?
“Oh but this language sounds silly-“ have you heard someone’s grandma recite a recipe with such practiced ease it comes off as poetry?
“Oh but this language is really weird-“ and yours isn’t? Everyone’s language is weird, dumbass, it came free with your fucking humanity.
Every tongue that is spoken is a work of art. Every language a unique window into the world.
Isn’t it wonderful?
So many shows and movies from the 80s and 90s would be so much better if that popular girl versus nerdy or fat or different girl tropes where they both wanted the same guy just totally removed him from the equation and they fell in love with each other instead. Am I wrong?

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