Foooooddd

*gaslighting parent voice* I’m sorry if you feel hurt by anything I did to you, just know that it was never my intention to hurt you and that I love you

Y i k e s

I see this car all of the time I love it

I want my husband to have this accent

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient 

That’s disgusting, what a good husband

I cannot imagine someone actually like loving me??? wanting to be with me?? dating me?? unfathomable & also impossible 

Hi babe, I know you’re gonna read this sooner or later. So I just wanted to remind you that you’re important and I adore you.

me when I see a train:  look there’s a train

rb this with ur star sign & whether ur a parks & rec person, an office person, or a brooklyn 99 person

self care is pushing back your suicide date a little bit further

The person who locked the doors in their faces is my hero.