if someone makes you happy, make them happier

This mindset will make you the kindest you can be

The way he just missed their entire point 🤣🤣🤣

LMFAOOO BOY 😭

If he criticizes the way u wear ur hair and makeup….listen sis. cancel. His. Ass.

😱😍

me to the demon in the corner of my room: ain’t u got shit to do

Demon to me: I could ask you the same thing

if a guy is hitting on u and he is clearly the alpha in his group of guys.. go for the third in command and undermine their whole power structure

Oh god, I used this tactic so often. Because in most cases I was trying to pull dudes for my friends, rather than myself. You figure out who their leader is, go for #3 or #4 in the group, who is generally much cuter and a bit more shy. This is why he ranks high, but not too high. You go hard on this dude. You hold his hand and smile at him. You don’t even have to go further. Dude #3 is just bewildered you brushed off #1. This makes the dude at the top antsy. It causes dissent in the ranks. Your friends can now swoop in, picking from the remaining dudes as they start to scatter in the wind. They have lost all sense of self. You have secured free drinks for the rest of the night. And whatever else your genitals desire.

She broke that shit down so beautifully

women are masterminds and i love it