another dimension

I tried to cure my hangover by smoking a bowl after I woke up in a puddle of spilled beer and now I feel like thug waffle and I'm wayyy too high to be at a church rn

Un-saran wrap the purple Wrap that blunt under after Smoke all out the window Cops could eat a dick If you ain't the hitter You just might be the lick Smoke Again by Chance the Rapper

Me and my friend were smoking in my room and I thought I heard my two cats outside the door so I was like hey let them in bc she was right in front of the door and so she did and then I had to yell for her to shut it real quick and she was like 'what is the problem?!' And I was like 'dude those are not my cats!' I still have no idea how they got in or where fhey came from 😶😬

I'm smoking with my brother and I was like "dude we should totally get a chameleon they're dope" and he responds, "well we're gonna have to bring bubbles with us to the pet store bc if he doesn't wanna play with bubbles with me then I don't really want him"

I can always tell where I smoked the bong last because there's empty water bottles and my cat's napping there

Trip shrooms and lucy Dreams is lucid Loosely based on music Swallow my mucus Hope your pussy get herpes and yo' ass get lupus Deuces Douches. deuce deuce I'll shoot ya BANG Shoes might boot cha and a suit might suit cha They be on bullshit but they really don't do shit They use of illusion could confuse Confuscius Chance the Rapper- Na na

BLACK: I would date you.

"Have you ever like been so high that you lift up the toilet seat lid you accidentally lift up the seat too and then sit in the toilet? Because I did at Taylor's house and it was really bad because Seth was there that night and you KNOW anyone named Seth can't aim right into the bowl."

Fat cone packed full of loud ft. My I ❤️ COPS sticker that's gotten me out of two tickets w two different cops 😌

If you're smoking whilst the parental units are home, make popcorn! It covers the smell, takes care of the munchies, and when your mom asks why you're coughing so damn much just say you have popcorn kernels stuck in your throat. Side note: I actually don't know how well this works with other parents bc mine were both raised Amish and have no idea what anything to do with weed is but it works every time with my parents

When your best friend gets a matching grinder without realizing it 😂😂 High story time! My grinder is the black and silver one which I've had for like 5 months. She got the blue and green one the other day and we both brought our grinders to the weed adventure. But we didn't realize that there were two grinders bc we kept losing the one then finding the other without realizing it was two different grinders and thought it was like a magic grinder that just kept refilling