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happy pride month!! 🌈🌈🌈 my pride flag landscapes series is now available as prints/washi tape at my shop! mush.house/citruslucy 🍄
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
Tomorrow is March 28th
Peace and love on planet earth
# I LOVE ONE CHAOTIC ARIES ♈️
PEDRO PASCAL plays “Is It The Way?” | MTV Movies

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Starting a new thread of insane shit I over hear my husband say to our toddler.
“Here, will this rice cake cracker sate your dark passanger?”
2. “Come now my child.”
*bluey the album starts playing*
3. “Oh I am so sorry. You’ve been mildly inconvenienced. How dare I truly”
4. “It is she! Her Majesty, Queen of the Sludge, Keeper of Goo, DJ Baby P (In the House) Dropper of Beats and Clapper of Hands”
5. He is in charge of bathtime and he lifted the ghoul tonight while singing “come with me and you’ll be in a world of baby sanitation” and I laughed so hard I snorted pasta
6. Okay this is more one that he said to me about the toddler but he was home with her while I was at work and I just got this text
7.
“Happy Independence Day Sweetie! Nationalism is a cancer!”
8. This is another one he said to me about her but still it made me laugh so hard I nearly choked
9.
*Penny babbling in the back seat, many la la las coming from her car seat*
“Are you singing us a song? Ah yes the dulcet tones of goblin”
10.
“Listen kid, I can’t let you have the cup anymore because you keep chugging the bath water, so we just have to remove the cup from the equation.”
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*penny is screaming, trying to climb back up a big slide at the playground*
“Someday you’ll learn about ,I don’t know physics and the myth of Sisyphus ,and you’ll start making a lot of connections I think. “
12. *Pen is still screaming and baby cussing about not being able to climb back up the slide*
“The problem is that you set goals for yourself that are unattainable by both man and baby.”
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“You can keep the cookie container, I don’t care. What kind of father would I be if I tried to separate a small raccoon child from her trash!?”
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*Penny is crying because the bucket she insisted on sitting in fell off the couch with her in it. Husband is bouncing her and rubbing her back after assessing that no physical damage occurred, just a bruised toddler ego*
“Oh my poor sweet angel. She fucked around and found out.”
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can you imagine joel’s emotional whiplash? he’s laying there shivering, preparing himself to die alone. only to have ellie run back to him, holding his hand and comforting him. the way he stopped shivering??? like for a moment he’s thinking it’s going to be alright. and then ellie pulls out that dusty ass unsterile needle and thread??? the look in that man’s eyes??? that was pure: “oh yeah no i’m gonna fucking die”
ask your doctor what the fuck
My son saw a bug on the ceiling for the first time

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Love seeing little pawprints. So fucking magical. There was a little guy here.
there was a little guy at the place where they made my grandma’s floor tiles
when u adopt one weird girl from the woods but that means adopting all of her weird-ass nerd friends
when u adopt one goofy boy with curly hair but that means adopting all of his weird-ass nerd friends
when ur son goes missing and u have to adopt everyone, including the chief of police
the second radish is 29 feet away
this is legitimately the funniest post on this site
SLAMS REBLOG
Well said.

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what do red pandas even do
I MEANT AS SELF DEFENSE STOP THE HATRED im sorry red pandas
does this answer your question
me: sends a picture of my cat with his teeth sticking out
my entire friend group, suddenly de-aging by 25 years: toofeses… teefies… teef
this was the picture