daffodils

“teachers just wanna have fun! shouldn’t you be enjoying the last of summer too?”

There’s not much to enjoy.

“oh, i’m sorry. am i annoying you? i have more.”

I would rather have someone run me over with an eighteen-wheeler. 

“And what were we going to the gas station for?”

Gas...?

“well thank you for the compliment. maybe i should invest in more princess-y dresses.”

“How is it dumb?”

School’s over.

Okay, but if I get sick from this icee, you owe me dude.

You won’t get sick from sugar water, dude.

Uh..no. They won’t.

Just making sure.

“Why do I teach? Because I love it. I love helping kids learn new things.”

That’s dumb.

Can we get taquitos?

As long as they don’t make you fart in my car. 

“that takes some dedication to try everything though, so props to you for that.”

I can’t decide if I’m bummed that this is my last drink or excited that I finished something on my bucket list. 

“i think it’s my hair, i think i’d look a lot more like rapunzel if i had green eyes though.”

It was just a compliment. Tried tellin’ ya, you look like a princess.