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why do things happen so much || kamina and alois
As the larger man talked, he let his mind wander, putting the conversation on subtitles, seeing the words spoken at the bottom of his thoughts. It was definitely interesting to see such confidence, to see someone who had been so threatening earlier be so at home in his presence, and the pride swelled within his belly. There were so many things he could do, so many routes to turn down to, it was an endless sea of pleasing turnouts.Ā
Just as he had decided upon one action, it was his turn to converse, and he snapped out of his daydreaming quietly, not skipping a beat. Kicking out his legs to drape the slender calves across muscular, jean-clad thighs, he let his head rest on the arm of the couch, seemingly pondering through thoughts as he spoke.Ā
"Not really. Is that bad of me? I mean, I do help my daddy out when he wants me to, but until Iām called to take over the company, I donāt really have much to do! He takes care of my daily needs, and makes sure Iām well off until then. So Iām pretty much the typical spoiled rich brat, right?"Ā
Thereās a somber note to his words, working the sympathy card as much as possible before he offers that smile once again, batting light eyelashes. āItās nice to have company though, to be honest. A lot of people wonāt even talk to me for me, simply because my daddyās rich, but youāre different. Even though we.. did get off on the wrong foot.ā
This wasn't too bad at all so far. He had gotten free food, and the blonde wasn't a bad conversational partner. Actually, the blonde even managed to interest him, and that's hard to considering Kamina usually finds only things that could possibly end in death to be interesting, hm, that was disconcerting. He was a little suspicious of Alois' intentions and his quick switch of attitudes, going from malicious to friendly and all, but Kamina's ab pictures did have the effect on people, so he wouldn't let that bother him too much.
He bristled slightly as the littler made his tough thighs his resting place, but quickly eased himself up once the other made his reply. Usually he disapproved of those who didn't work for what they had, considering Kamina's whole life consisted of hard work (sprinkled with quite a bit of play, of course), but he didn't seem to hold a grudge for Alois for some mysterious reason, this reason probably being their compliment-riddled AIM chats and the risque photos he had received.Ā
"It's not bad of'ya at all, it's not like you had the choice in the matter! Hell, if I could have rich parents I definitely would in a heartbeat. Nobody's typical, Alois, some just have to strive more than others to make themselves stand out! I'm sure you'll be a great company owner, you seem like a cutthroatĀ businessĀ kinda dude, after all."Ā
He nodded his head as if to confirm his own point, stuffing his mouth full to the brim and swallowing it while the other spoke again.Ā "Jealousy can do that to people! I mean, I've got guys who hate me just'cause of my rockin' bod, they'd kick my ass if they could. You're not like most rich kids, either, if that makes'ya feel any better. And yeah, we sure did, pfft. Glad we're friendly now, though, I'm warmin'up to'ya."Ā
why do things happen so much || kamina and alois
Yeah, Kamina. You mightĀ notĀ want to don four inch heels. That might kill you. Wearing such dangerous heel stilts takes practice,Ā yearsĀ of it, and we donāt have that time right now. Just chuckling at the comment, his ocean blues stay trained on the manās face as he gets closer, down to a similar level of sight.Ā
"Oh? How kind of you! I donāt think most people would be so forgiving or nice to me after such a stunt." Another purr as he presses a forkful of food into his mouth before setting the bowl down, discarding it for the moment as he turns his full focus onto his tanned guest. "So, I think itās time for the ritual casual conversation that no oneās actually that thrilled to partake in: what do you do for a living? Have you always been in Kairos, or is it because you wanted a fresh start in such a lively city?"
That'sĀ probably a good idea. Kamina wasn't really known for his grace and carefulness, so him donning heels would probably end in multiple counts of manslaughter and/or vandalism. Speaking of manslaughter, Kamina had quite a bit on his plate right about now, but he wouldn't let that ruin his macaroni date with this hot blonde.Ā
"Anytime! Macaroni is the drill that pierces my heart!"Ā Oh, man, ignore that purr, Kamina. Why'd everything this guy do have to make him question what team he was swingin' for? He quickly scarfed down a few mouthfuls before perking a brow at the other's conversation starter. Tame.Ā "Ah! Well, I never mind talking about myself. I own a gym and a small clothing line for big beefy dudes such as myself! Funny how I own a line of clothing but I own like three and a half shirts, huh? The clothing line came before the gym, hell, owning a gym is why I wanted to move here, lots ofĀ opportunitiesĀ in the training business. Now, how about you? I assume you don't work much according to our previous conversations, haha."
why do things happen so much || kamina and alois
Ā The laughter came easily into the microphone as he moved away from it, and crescendoed as he traipsed back to the kitchen, tending the near-boiling over water. Kamina better not have high hopes, because itās a miracle this potful of noodles hasnāt been burned into the pan yet. This spoiled brat might be able to cook the basics, but even thatās a slack description.Ā
As the milk and powdered cheese go into the undrained macaroni, mixed with an unholy amount of butter, he cocks his head back when thereās sounds from the entryway. Thereās a cat-like grin perched upon those rose petal tiers, as he merely turns back to his work, reaching upon his tippy-toes and pressing himself against the counter to snag some bowls to pour this almost-disaster meal into.Ā
"Oh? I donāt know whether or not I should take that as a compliment! This is just my own personal area of space, really. Itās much smaller than my bedroom at home, but I guess itās pretty decent for what it is!" Glancing back at those wandering rubies, malice erupts across his features, hidden as he keeps his back to the now guest of his home.Ā "Besides, I donāt pay for it, so I canāt really say Iād be in any sort of status."
Dumping a large amount into both bowls and completely the pan out and shoving it into the sink to soak the bits of burnt macaroni at the bottom, he placed forks into each before sauntering towards the open living area, plopping down upon one of the dark, silk sofas, tucking his legs underneath him as he rested against the arm, still holding the other bowl within his free hand. With a tilt of the head and a carefully placed, warm smile, he motioned with his eyes to take a seat beside him.
"I apologize that itās not much and that Iām not exactly the best cook, but I hope you enjoy it and my company, regardless, as my apologies."
Heās got this kid, hook, line, andĀ sinker.
Oh, man, he was caught mid-peep, but he didn't care all too much, girls caught him stealing glances all of the time, and it's not like it mattered to him then, so why should it matter when it came down to the opposite sex? I mean, the other was wearing lingerie and an apron, so the glances were kind of tied in with the deal whenever you decided to rock such an outfit. Hm, don't worry about the meal, Alois, Kamina wasn't much of a cook himself, and any sort of macaroni and cheese was good macaroni and cheese to him, unless of course Alois totally botched it in every way, which I'm pretty sure he didn't, at least I'd like to think so, because what kind of demon ruins macaroni and cheese?Ā
Huh, Alois wasn't as small as he expected, considering the pictures made him like petite in all kinds of ways, but the tip toe thing was still pretty cute. He did seem to like heels, though, so that would make their height just a bit more even, Kamina being almost exactly six foot, the other looking to be in the five foot seven range if Kamina wasn't mistaken. Who knows how tall his heels could go, though. "A unique compliment! Given by me, a unique man, which just makes it even more special. Damn, you think this is pretty decent!? I'd like to trade shoes with you. Except not literally, I'd probably hurt myself if I tried putting on heels."
He took the visual cue instantaneously and sat right on down next to the other, hungrily taking the little bowl and the spoon it came with, taking a few bites of the extremely buttery mac and cheese before nodding his head at the other, his tongue dragging some spare liquid gold from his lips before moving again to form grateful words.Ā "Hey, mac and cheese is mac and cheese I'm not complaining. It's free too! Apology accepted either way! And I think I'll enjoy your company more than I'm enjoyin' the mac and cheese, and that's saying something."Ā Give Kamina free food and you've already won his heart. Though the hot bod helped too.
why do things happen so much || kamina and alois
This entire incident was merely steered by boredom. The threats, accusations, and complete turnaround of the situation, entirely left to the fact that he required some sort of entertainment. Someone to keep him amused till he could find another substitute. Unlike others that compared to him, he wasnāt turned off by the fact that it was easy; no, it was funny! Hilarious! The best thing that had occurred all day that he had dragged in such a person that was to the point of probably seriously going to try and beat the shit out him, and with faux-empathy and compliments had brought the current situation to fruition.Ā
Kamina wanted an apron? Heād get an apron, and his best panties, prance about and flirt, and get this guy wrapped around his finger. After all, besides for purpose of amusement, this guy seemed like a force to be reckoned with⦠and thatās exactly what he needed by his side. And he could hook this kid in just a night, if he did it right.
No, not if. He would succeed.
Flattery and juvenile urges would dig Kaminaās grave.
Just as heās stirring the macaroni in the pot, thereās a clamor near the door, emitted from the speaker. Seems like his date probably got frustrated, since thereās tons of voices speaking. Snickering to himself, he reaches behind himself, tugging the back of his underwear upwards to accentuate his rear..Ā assets.. and bounds towards the door, pressing the button to speak.
"Youāre just trouble arenāt you?" Thereās a tilt of humour in his words, purred as his fingers linger over the other buttons. "Once you get in, take the elevator to the top floor. My apartment is the only door, so it should be easy to find! See you soon!"
Pressing the pad of his finger into the button left, there should be a click at the door, allowing entry. There you go, Kamina! Time to start the night!
And now a bunch of rich white people were yelling at him, what a great start to what is probably going to be a memorable date, and maybe not for all the right reasons. But considering those compliments that were so suavely slung in chat he doubted that things could possibly go awry. Anyone who noticed his build was automatically put on his good list, especially if they were cute blondes who happen to have strangely attractiveĀ assets, as you call it. Man, his booty sure was confusing Kamina, who was like, the straightest guy he knew. Thankfully he had come somewhat prepared for multiple scenarios where he would question his sexuality even more than usual tonight, especially if Alois was rocking that lingerie he so proudly wore in those pictures that were sent to him oh so spontaneously, but he certainly wasn't complaining. Usually he preferred muscle mass to what ever Alois was packin', but now he wasn't so sure.
As all of the rich old white people were groaning into the microphone, it occurred to Kamina that he had absolutely no idea what Alois sounded like, considering they met over AIM, but one voice seemed to carry itself over the others with an aura of narcissistic supremacy, and he knew almost instantly who that voice belonged to. Oh, man, that voice could definitely do some seducing. Get that out of your head, Kamina, put some soap into your brain, christ, this whole night is going to be full to the brim with conflicting thoughts like this one. 'I can smell what ever you're cookin' through the mic. Actually I can't, but I bet it smells great! You give off a good chef kinda vibe." And now he's listening carefully to the blonde's instructions, because he doesn't want to forget and end up accidentally going on a date with some rich old lady, that'd be unfortunate.Ā Ā
Hell no to knocking. He's gonna walk right in now and ---Ā Woah.Ā This was a nice place. Looks like the guy wasn't bullshitting him when he said his daddy was a bigshot. This definitely was a reminder not to get on this guy's bad side. Speak of the devil, there he was, in a cute little apron and... lingerie. Fuuuuck.Ā "If you were older you'd be a great sugar daddy. And I was right about the smell. Macaroni is a gift from the heavens!"Ā Don't mind Kamina shooting guilty glances at the booty every time you saunter on by, Alois.Ā

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[text] Are you lost?
[text] NO! That was a typo
[text] Did you buy it?
[text] I think Iām a mermaid
[text] I know itās 3am, but come over and cook for me.Ā
[text] Too lazy to booty call, so have this text instead
[text] Need to bury a body, itās urgent.
[text] Are you sure thereās no monsters?
[text] It was an accident.
[text] lol fuk da police
[text] send me a picture and iāll be home quicker ;)
[text] DO NOT READ THE LAST MESSAGE IT WASNāT MEANT FOR YOU
[text] Well maybe I broke my tongue!
[text] Please tell me youāre free today! Iāve got some big news today.
[text] Got a spare ticket, do you want to come?
[text] Do you have a spare mankini I can borrow?
[text] Is fancy dress allowed at the wedding?
[text]Ā I was using my old baby blanket as a makeshift skirt becauseĀ no pants
[text]Ā We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead⦠I just rolled off and tapped out.Ā
[text] Like alphabetically, Iād say a t?
[text]Ā Iām sorry if throwing up in the back of your dadās car ruined our friendship :(
[text]Ā there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night singing karaoke and drink out of juice cartons. donāt judge me.
[text]Ā I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesnāt need it today.
[text] Do you know where I am?
[text] My wedding is in 5 hours and I have no idea where I am. Help!
[text]Ā We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would get a piggy back ride home. Iāve never been so broken.
[text]Ā Is āhead down ass upā an appropriate way to say good morning?
[text] That is definitely not healthy, in fact Iām not sure itās legal to send that sort of picture?
[text] There isnāt enough cookie dough ice cream at home, so Iāll be heartbroken tomorrow instead.
[text] Not sure if I took a nap or went to another dimension
[text] ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION! HE IS A TRIPLET, WE DONT NEED TO FIGHT OVER HIM WE CAN HAVE AN ORGY INSTEAD
[text] No no donāt leave me, whoās going to walk me home
[text] She wheeled me home in a trolley and sad she loved me, I think I win.
[text] My dick just got serenaded.
[text] I ate the whole wheel of cheese. Help.
[text] Iāve been hiding under the bed for the past 20 minutes, and now theyāre getting into it and itās a little too late for me to jump out and surprise them. So expect a live sex updates
[text] The fridge is fully stocked. Iām either hallucinating or this is a miracle
[text] I need you to help me clean the house because I have visitors in less than an hour???
[text] Your brother is at the front door- WHAT DO I SAY?!
[text] Itās all fun and games till someone says youāre so pretty they could punch you and they, you know, punch you
[text] Iām in A&E but I donāt really know why
[text] Went to bed with a 10, just about woke up with a 2 and a half
[text] I think Iām officially a homewrecker because his wife just walked in screaming and he said itās not what it looks like. I mean what else could it look like? I wasnāt trimming his hairs with my mouth?!
[text] My night ended with me crying in a gutter, I hate you.
[text] Heās decorated the toilet with his urine. I never want to see him ever again, tell him he has 2 minutes to get out of our house.
[text] Donāt talk to me! You tried to trade me for a glass of wine and a cigarette!
[text] I promise Iāll get everyone to jelly wrestle with us xox
[text] I am armed with a crown, a sash and a bouquet of flowers. Donāt test me.
[text] I think I got married last night?
[text] I think I got married on impulse last night⦠and after looking a second time, I donāt think iāve made any mistakes.
[text] My mouth tastes like poor choices
[text] I didnāt let go of the mechanical bull, but they had to pull me off because⦠it was rough just the way I like it and I think that showed?
[text] If I say it was accidental youāll just say Iām lying
[text] There is an alarming amount of glitter in my⦠everywhere
[text] Youāre my hero
[text] Youāre the worst thing to ever happen to me, thank you
[text] Have you ever had a good idea in your life?
[text] Are we going to end up in the hospital again?
[text] Itās not a good night if I donāt end up crying into your motherās lap.
[text] Mark my words, your dad will be my sugar daddy, heāll marry me and youāll have to call me momma bear and I will interrupt your sex life with condoms and condiments.
[text] Iām may be allergic to nuts, but not his.
[text] She high fived me out of pity
[text]Ā You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
[text] You just walked in, rated their performance, dragged in three other people to clap for them, then walked back out.
[text] You kept calling me baby Jesus and trying to see what wise men had to say about my hairā¦
[text] I am a responsible adult. I tied up my hair before I puked
[text] I am a responsible adult, I brought home a lost kitten and let it shit in your room
[text] I accidentally talked myself into a threesome, when did I become so smooth?
[text] It may or may not have been your sisterā¦
[text] It may or may not have been your brotherā¦
[text] If youāre not coming over with food, donāt come over at all
[text]Ā Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My co-worker is talking to me about her birds having sex againā¦
[text]Ā IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
[text] Buy me a helicopter, I will give you the last slice of pizza. pls. this is important. okay maybe the crust?
[text]Ā Letās never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
[text] I tried to put lipstick on my eyeballs, help.
[text] I told her my cum counts as protein shake and she sent a text to my gran saying I ate her cat.
[text]Ā If you donāt fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute weāre alone in your room, Iām returning you to the boyfriend store
[text] I accidentally sexted your mum, Iām sorry xox
[text]Ā There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
[text] I feel like youāre pretending I didnāt bail you out of jail last night for trying to staple a cushion to the top of their car so you had a ācomfy place to sitā
[text] You climbed the fence and then started crying because you were scared of hamsters, I really donāt know what you took, but you need a babysitter.
[text] Ā I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a āletās fuckā way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of ālet me wash your hairā way.
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why do things happen so much || kamina and alois
Kamina had been staring at his monitor for at least ten minutes at this point. He couldn't believe this. He actually couldn't fathom this at all. Just hours ago he was slinging death threats at the other via mashed keys but since then things had calmed down between the two until they were on strangely positive tones. Kamina wasn't complaining though, Alois wasn't too bad and he complimented his muscles quite a bit, which always got you on good terms with the bluenette.Ā
Hell, it had even led to the other proposing a date, and for some reason Kamina decided to accept the proposition, and now he was putting on a muscle polo in preparation. He was putting on a shirt.Ā Kamina was putting on a shirt.Ā He hadn't covered up his chest in months, and the feeling of cotton against skin was really something he wasn't used to, but he'd have to grow accompanied to it in the meantime, otherwise he'd just be fidgeting around the whole date. Daaaate.Ā That was a word he'd have to get used to fast.
Funny how his first date in Kairos was with a dude, huh? He never really considered himself to be homosexual, but he wasn't exactly straight either. He was falsely confident about most of the things in his life except for the topic of his sexuality, but being the manly man that he was most saw him as straight, thanks stereotypes. Anyway, now that he had properly dressed himself in this weird thing they called a shirt he could get to the probably ritzy building Alois had messaged him the address to. Off he went.Ā
ā”ā”ā”ā”ā”ā”ā”ā”ā”ā”ā”ā”ā”ā”ā”ā”ā”ā”ā”ā”ā”ā”ā”ā”ā”ā”ā”ā”ā”ā”ā”ā”ā”ā”ā”ā”ā”ā”ā”ā”ā”ā”ā”ā”ā”ā”ā”ā”ā”
And when he did arrive, he completely forgot what fucking number he was supposed to page. It had ones and zeros in it. That's all he had. Good job, Kamina. Now you're just jamming every single button on there and probably making a ton of noise you big dumb idiot.Ā
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1. French Kiss:
Probably the most famous kiss there is, the French kiss is an open-mouthed kiss where one personās tongue touches the other personās tongue. Also called a ātongue kiss,ā the French kiss easy enough to execute, but it can take years to master.
2. Butterfly Kiss:
To give someone a butterfly kiss, get close to them so the tips of your eyelashes are touching theirs. Then blink very fast so your eyelashes flutter together like butterfly wings. Itās a fun, cute thing to do while youāre catching your breath from more traditional kisses. You can also give someone a solo butterfly kiss by fluttering your eyelids against their cheek.
3. Single-Lip Kiss:
To give someone a single-lip kiss, take one of their lips between yours and gently suck or tug on it. Itās an awfully romantic kiss, and if you do it right, youāll send tingles up and down your sweetieās spine.
4. Spiderman Kiss:
Based on the kiss in the 2002 movieĀ Spider-Man, the Spiderman kiss involves kissing someone whose face is upside-down from yours, so your top lip kisses their bottom lip and vice versa.
5. Earlobe Kiss:
A great kiss to to perform while youāre taking a break from lip kisses, the earlobe kiss involves taking someoneās earlobe lightly between your lips and tugging gently downward. For a more intense earlobe kiss, add a little bit of tongue, or use a gentle sucking motion on their earlobe.
6. Lip Gloss Kiss:
This is a fun, flirty kiss for girlfriends to give their boyfriends. Put on a healthy amount of lip gloss or ChapStick, then rub your lips on your partnersā lips until theirs are coated, too. For extra fun, surprise your partner with a sweet, fruity lip gloss flavor.
7. Eskimo Kiss:
In an Eskimo kiss, two people rub their noses back and forth against each other. Itās based on real kisses that people in Eskimo cultures give their friends. Just like with lip kisses, Eskimo kisses are best executed with your eyes closed.
8. Cheek Kiss:
The cheek kiss is exactly what it sounds like - a closed-mouth kiss against someoneās cheek. Cheek kisses can be used as friendly greetings, flirty thank-youās or cute, unexpected ways to say good-bye to your boyfriend or girlfriend.
9. Hickey:
A hickey technically isnāt a kiss; itās a red mark (a bruise, really) left on the skin after someone sucks hard enough on it. Hickeys hurt a little to get, but some people think the sucking feels good, especially on the side of the neck. It can be embarrassing to walk around with a hickey, so before you start sucking, get permission first.
10. Secret Message Kiss:
In the middle of a French kiss, spell out a secret message with the tip of your tongue against their tongue. It might feel a little funny to the other person, but at least youāll be getting your message across.
11. Vampire Kiss:
The vampire kiss is a deep kiss on someoneās neck that can involve sucking or light biting on the skin. Since some people find it painful rather than sexy, and since the sucking might leave a hickey, always ask permission before you give someone a vampire kiss.
12. Wet Kiss:
Wet kisses are any open-mouthed kisses, with or without tongue. A little bit of wetness during a kiss can be sexy, but try not to overdo it: too much saliva is sloppy. Alternate between wet kisses and closed-mouth kisses and single-lip kisses, and be sure to swallow occasionally so you donāt accidentally drool all over your partner.
13. Lizard Kiss:
The lizard kiss involves flicking your tongue in and out of your partnerās mouth in tight, quick strokes (picture the way a lizard moves its tongue). This is a silly kiss you can try just for fun, but it generally should be avoided because it feels kind of creepy to get.
14. Air Kiss:
The air kiss is a sophisticated gesture you can use as a greeting to your friends and relatives. To give one, rest your cheek against their cheek and make a kissing sound with your lips.
15. The Biting Kiss:
The biting kiss is a more aggressive form of the French kiss. Like the French kiss, itās open-mouthed and incorporates tongue, but as you pull back, your teeth lightly grab onto your sweetieās tongue for just a second. Try it once and see how your partner responds. Some people love it, but others think itās painful or weird.
16. Angel Kiss:
To give someone an angel kiss, kiss them very gently on their eyelids or on the spot right next to their eye, using just your lips. Itās a very romantic way to wake someone up or say goodbye.
17. Neck Kiss:
After French kissing for a while, some people mix it up by trailing their mouth down and āFrenchingā the other personās neck. To execute a neck kiss perfectly, go light on the saliva, focus on the motion of your lips, never stay in once place for very long and never suck hard enough to leave a hickey.
18. Jawline Kiss:
To plant a jawline kiss on someone, give them a firm kiss on the bottom of their jaw, right where their face meets their neck. If they respond well to it, make a path of jawline kisses up to their ear and give them an earlobe kiss.
19. Breath Kiss:
The breath kiss is a fun, silly kiss thatās almost more of a game than a kiss. To do it, open your mouth, inhale deeply and lock lips with your sweetie (like youāre performing CPR). Slowly exhale into their mouth while theyāre inhaling, āpassingā the breath to them. Without moving, slowly inhale while your partner exhales. Keep passing the breath back and forth until one of you runs out of breath or you both erupt in giggles.
20. The Love Kiss:
The love kiss is any kiss that you give while thinking tender, loving thoughts about your partner. You might not realize it, but your kissing style can be influenced by whateverās on your mind. Smooching with love on your mind will make your kisses extra soft and sweet. Whether itās on your partnerās mouth, neck, ear or forehead, the love kiss is the most romantic kiss you can give.
21. The Dementor:
Place your open mouth over your lovers mouth, and inhale. Their shrieks of surprise will entertain you, and you can literally say you have taken their breath away!
SUPER TEXT LIST! (Texts From Last Night Inspired)
[text] Are you lost?
[text] NO! That was a typo
[text] Did you buy it?
[text] I think Iām a mermaid
[text] I know itās 3am, but come over and cook for me.Ā
[text] Too lazy to booty call, so have this text instead
[text] Need to bury a body, itās urgent.
[text] Are you sure thereās no monsters?
[text] It was an accident.
[text] lol fuk da police
[text] send me a picture and iāll be home quicker ;)
[text] DO NOT READ THE LAST MESSAGE IT WASNāT MEANT FOR YOU
[text] Well maybe I broke my tongue!
[text] Please tell me youāre free today! Iāve got some big news today.
[text] Got a spare ticket, do you want to come?
[text] Do you have a spare mankini I can borrow?
[text] Is fancy dress allowed at the wedding?
[text]Ā I was using my old baby blanket as a makeshift skirt becauseĀ no pants
[text]Ā We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead⦠I just rolled off and tapped out.Ā
[text] Like alphabetically, Iād say a t?
[text]Ā Iām sorry if throwing up in the back of your dadās car ruined our friendship :(
[text]Ā there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night singing karaoke and drink out of juice cartons. donāt judge me.
[text]Ā I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesnāt need it today.
[text] Do you know where I am?
[text] My wedding is in 5 hours and I have no idea where I am. Help!
[text]Ā We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would get a piggy back ride home. Iāve never been so broken.
[text]Ā Is āhead down ass upā an appropriate way to say good morning?
[text] That is definitely not healthy, in fact Iām not sure itās legal to send that sort of picture?
[text] There isnāt enough cookie dough ice cream at home, so Iāll be heartbroken tomorrow instead.
[text] Not sure if I took a nap or went to another dimension
[text] ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION! HE IS A TRIPLET, WE DONT NEED TO FIGHT OVER HIM WE CAN HAVE AN ORGY INSTEAD
[text] No no donāt leave me, whoās going to walk me home
[text] She wheeled me home in a trolley and sad she loved me, I think I win.
[text] My dick just got serenaded.
[text] I ate the whole wheel of cheese. Help.
[text] Iāve been hiding under the bed for the past 20 minutes, and now theyāre getting into it and itās a little too late for me to jump out and surprise them. So expect a live sex updates
[text] The fridge is fully stocked. Iām either hallucinating or this is a miracle
[text] I need you to help me clean the house because I have visitors in less than an hour???
[text] Your brother is at the front door- WHAT DO I SAY?!
[text] Itās all fun and games till someone says youāre so pretty they could punch you and they, you know, punch you
[text] Iām in A&E but I donāt really know why
[text] Went to bed with a 10, just about woke up with a 2 and a half
[text] I think Iām officially a homewrecker because his wife just walked in screaming and he said itās not what it looks like. I mean what else could it look like? I wasnāt trimming his hairs with my mouth?!
[text] My night ended with me crying in a gutter, I hate you.
[text] Heās decorated the toilet with his urine. I never want to see him ever again, tell him he has 2 minutes to get out of our house.
[text] Donāt talk to me! You tried to trade me for a glass of wine and a cigarette!
[text] I promise Iāll get everyone to jelly wrestle with us xox
[text] I am armed with a crown, a sash and a bouquet of flowers. Donāt test me.
[text] I think I got married last night?
[text] I think I got married on impulse last night⦠and after looking a second time, I donāt think iāve made any mistakes.
[text] My mouth tastes like poor choices
[text] I didnāt let go of the mechanical bull, but they had to pull me off because⦠it was rough just the way I like it and I think that showed?
[text] If I say it was accidental youāll just say Iām lying
[text] There is an alarming amount of glitter in my⦠everywhere
[text] Youāre my hero
[text] Youāre the worst thing to ever happen to me, thank you
[text] Have you ever had a good idea in your life?
[text] Are we going to end up in the hospital again?
[text] Itās not a good night if I donāt end up crying into your motherās lap.
[text] Mark my words, your dad will be my sugar daddy, heāll marry me and youāll have to call me momma bear and I will interrupt your sex life with condoms and condiments.
[text] Iām may be allergic to nuts, but not his.
[text] She high fived me out of pity
[text]Ā You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
[text] You just walked in, rated their performance, dragged in three other people to clap for them, then walked back out.
[text] You kept calling me baby Jesus and trying to see what wise men had to say about my hairā¦
[text] I am a responsible adult. I tied up my hair before I puked
[text] I am a responsible adult, I brought home a lost kitten and let it shit in your room
[text] I accidentally talked myself into a threesome, when did I become so smooth?
[text] It may or may not have been your sisterā¦
[text] It may or may not have been your brotherā¦
[text] If youāre not coming over with food, donāt come over at all
[text]Ā Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My co-worker is talking to me about her birds having sex againā¦
[text]Ā IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
[text] Buy me a helicopter, I will give you the last slice of pizza. pls. this is important. okay maybe the crust?
[text]Ā Letās never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
[text] I tried to put lipstick on my eyeballs, help.
[text] I told her my cum counts as protein shake and she sent a text to my gran saying I ate her cat.
[text]Ā If you donāt fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute weāre alone in your room, Iām returning you to the boyfriend store
[text] I accidentally sexted your mum, Iām sorry xox
[text]Ā There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
[text] I feel like youāre pretending I didnāt bail you out of jail last night for trying to staple a cushion to the top of their car so you had a ācomfy place to sitā
[text] You climbed the fence and then started crying because you were scared of hamsters, I really donāt know what you took, but you need a babysitter.
[text] Ā I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a āletās fuckā way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of ālet me wash your hairā way.
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