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whenever i'm super tired my mind goes straight to somnophilia, half asleep while someone gropes me all over sounds so good right now.

don't call me puppy if you aren't gonna fuck me like a bitch in heat

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.

Not socialist in a “I won’t have to work” type of way but socialist in a “I’ll still be working but I won’t be worried I won’t make the rent” type of way. In a “billions won’t be hoarded by one person” type of way. In a “janitors, fast-food workers, child care workers, preschool teachers, hotel clerks, personal care and home health aides, and grocery store cashiers, will live comfortably” type of way. In a “the sick and elderly will be cared for” type of way. In a “no child should work” type of way.

drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that

be cringe be horny be free

watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change

FUCK YEAH GO CANADA!!!

REBLOG TO LITERALLY SAVE A LIFE

OK, this is genuinely touching.

Let's go, Canada!

asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

genuine laughter is so attractive