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montedeto

— Come on, boy. Come on!

strangelyunfinshed

Everything about him is beautiful.

marywitchjane

... and stupid.

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davidsfincher

So, naturally, you went to work for the boring, oppressive time police.

marywitchjane

he went soegamind on this one

wait...

oh now I know why I love both of them.

fthgurdy

Re: the last post, the article mentions that some places use clams to test the toxicity of the water. It’s like that in Warsaw- we get our water from the river, and the main water pump has 8 clams that have triggers attached to their shells. If the water gets too toxic, they close, and the triggers shut off the city water supply automatically.

The clams are just better at measuring the water quality than any man-made sensors.

Edit: check out this documentary trailer : https://vimeo.com/408820791

zvaigzdelasas

God Bless Our Troops

looksmokin

They hot glued a spring to a clam and gave it full control over the water supply

sindri42

No of course not, that would be ridiculous.

They hot glued springs to eight clams and gave them collective control over the water supply.

marywitchjane

Yeah welcome to Polandia

chattermaxunderthesink

“i’m sad and idk how to feel better”

“i don’t know what to draw”

“i always mess up”

“BUT I SUCK”

chattermaxunderthesink

I can’t believe this post is still going around. Nice.

buckys-metal-arm-deactivated202

mc will be struggling with a case then one of their dumbass friends says something like “this burrito bussin” and mc is like “of course, my patient was hit with by a bus when she was 7 and it caused an undetectable aneurysm and that’s what’s been causing the seizures” then they just sprint away mid conversation

marywitchjane

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allthingslinguistic

There’s a theory that early Europeans started saying “brown one” or “honey-eater” instead of “bear” to avoid summoning them, and similarly my friend has started calling Alexa “the faceless woman” because saying her true name awakens her from her slumber

English has an avoidance register used in the presence of certain respected animals, which sounds fancy until you realize it’s spelling out w-a-l-k and t-r-e-a-t in front of the dog.

Mx. Leah Velleman on twitter

a-book-of-creatures

Icelandic folklore requires you avoid saying the names of evil whales, otherwise you’ll draw their attention.

fidoruh

Yall have evil whales?

a-book-of-creatures

Iceland does! They are the illhveli, literally “evil whales”, and they live to kill you. They love nothing more than killing and eating humans and sinking their ships. Their greatest enemy is the steypireydur (that’s blue whale to you), which is the greatest of the good whales and the protector of sailors.

All evil whales are, well, evil. So evil that if you speak their name at sea, they will hear it and home in on you. So instead you use all sorts of euphemisms for their names. Also if you try to cook their meat it literally disappears from the pot. That’s right, they’re so evil, you can’t even eat them.

They include such types as the hrosshvalur (horsewhale), with big eyes and a red mane and tail. This is probably the best known and most feared of the lot.

The raudkembingur (redcomb) is especially cruel and bloodthirsty even by illhveli standards. If you manage to escape it, it will die of frustration.

Good luck escaping the mushveli (mousewhale) though, it has legs! And will clamber onto the beach in pursuit!

Or what about death from above? The stökkull (jumper) leaps high into the air and pile-drives boats to pieces.

Meanwhile the skeljungur (shellwhale) sits in the path of boats and lets them get wrecked on its shelly hide…

… while the sverdhvalur (swordwhale) slices through boats with its dorsal fin.

The katthveli (catwhale) is relatively harmless though. It meows.

The same can’t be said of the lyngbakur (heatherback), a classic island fish that lets sailors get on its back and then dives, taking them to a watery grave.

The nauthveli (oxwhale) on the other hand specially targets cattle, attracting them into the sea with its bellow before tearing them apart.

How can you avoid all these murderous whales, like the taumafiskur (bridlefish) here? Any of a number of ways, including getting a steypireydur to help. There are substances, ranging from angelica to sheep dung and chopped fox testicles, that they find abhorrent. And you can distract them with loud noises and barrels.

For more, I assure you this link will answer all your questions.

https://abookofcreatures.com/category/illhveli/

Posts about Illhveli written by abookofcreatures

marywitchjane

From Slavic point of view - We never called bears out of respect because we believed that bears are sacred animals. They were seen as the most wise and beautiful animals, so in Poland for example people believed that when someone very wise and loved by many dies their soul will be send on earth as a bear to watch over people that loved them. To this day my granny keeps saying that bears and wolfs are most important animals and we have to respect them.

genuinehumanboy

you can only reblog this today

salty-french-fry

Golden rule of thumb for art kids: reblogging Bob Ross will bless you latest work

jaskierpankratz

Is this too obvious, or—

marywitchjane

Płotka to najlepsza rybka nawet z tym nie handlujcie

catnippackets

tfw you realize the guy who keeps kidnapping you and using you as bait to catch his arch nemesis is actually just a theater kid who’s really nice

justadashoffantasy-deactivated2

teddylacroix

@a-kind-of-merry-war

a-kind-of-merry-war

Ohohoho THANK U @teddylacroix 💙

theargylegargoyle

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

pixie-mage

Slams the reblog button so damn fast

marywitchjane

Wait... Was it not OK? Holy shit I say that to the people after 5 sec that we spent together

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spamton

hey not to be a killjoy but can y’all spread the carrd about what’s going on in Poland

obvious warning for homophobia, transphobia, etc. in the link above.

I was born there. I have countless of LGBT friends there, and the fact that this is happening in the year 2020 is inhumane and terrifying.

If you’re Polish, vote in the upcoming election. If you’re not polish, please spread the carrd around.

I am not an ideology. Nie jestem ideologią.

plain-and-simple-ninja

Meet Wiktor, Michał, Dominik, Milo and Kacper.

Wiktor was almost 15 years old when he threw himself under the train. He was transgender.

Michał was 29 years old when he hanged himself on a tree. He was working as a model. He was gay.

Dominik was 14 years old when he hanged himself on his shoelaces. He was gay.

Milo was 23 years old when she jumped off a bridge. She was an activist. She was transgender.

Kacper was 14 years old when he hanged himself in his house. He wasn’t even sure if he was gay yet.

All of them were bullied in school. Some of them were assaulted, insulted, attacked on street. Some of them were denied psychological help they needed. Some of them were denied medical treatment.

All of them died because of institutional and personal homo- and transphobia here in Poland.

I will think about those five people - one of them I knew in person. I will think about them when I go vote today. And when I vote, I will think about countless children who might lose their lives in the future because of politicians who find themselves a new public enemy - “LGBT ideology”.

None of them was “an ideology”.

We are not an ideology, I am not an ideology either. Nie jestem ideologią.

smallmatholichuman-deactivated2

from me as a polish actvist i want to say more about situation in Poland because i feel that more people should know.

from begging:

(12.06.2020) in tv program one of the guest member of Sejm Jacek Żalek from „Agreement” party which allied with the ruling party of Poland said that „[LGBT+ people] are not people, this is an ideology” Katarzyna Kolenda- Zaleska, the journalist hosting the tv program decided to throw him out from her program.

(13.06.2020) Andrzej Duda the president of Poland gave a speech to his electorate in which he compare „LGBT ideology” to neobolshevism” and once again said „this is an ideology”

people went mad. rightly

(15.06.2020) this is Helena Biedroń. she is a mother to Robert Biedroń (the first openly gay member of the Sejm, leader of the „Spring” party, one of the three leaders of The Left, candidate to President, MEP) she read the letter from polish lgbt people parents to president. one of the quotes from her moving speech:

„I came here from afar, but i have something important to say to you Mr. [President]. I can’t stay quiet when my child is hurt.”

(bless this lady she deserved the world)

(17.06.2020) Andrzej Duda invited Helena and Robert Biedroń and Bart Staszewski (polish LGBT activist) to a meeting. only Bart Staszewski showing up in President Palace. after the meeting he wrote this on his twitter account:

Helena and Robert Biedroń didn’t show up because they claim that president did not want to debate with them but he invited them so he could had a photo with them to manipulate that he atleast tried.

this is the end of mine post but this shit is still on. and you know what? i feel threatened. as a Pole, as a activist, as a LGBT+ person, as a human.

one last word from me. VOTE

[if you see mistakes in mine text then please inform me about this, i will editing in the loop]

polymolly

marywitchjane

As a polish person I can confirm it all. Poland is extremely catholic not in a good way but in a very toxic way catholic. I know a lot of people that struggle on daily basis to just be who they are. To be honest our government and situation in country is just a shit show. I can't believe that this is really happening. I am ashamed of doing of our government and some people. If you are polish and you are scared or just need someone to talk to I would be glad to help. I now the struggle I am still in progres of figuring out my sexuality. But I am definitely yours ally I you have my full support. I hope you are all OK. Remember you are beautiful, smart and strong enough to fight for better life for yourself. I still have hope that we could live in Poland that is just about love and solidarity.

ansonmount

V FOR VENDETTA (2005)

marywitchjane

Can you hear that POLISH GOVERNMENT AND PRESIDENT? we coming for you

#Pis #polish politics #polish #poland

rocktheholygrail

#choose your fighter

marywitchjane

I love to imagine that this is Kevin and running the hell business is his job that Cap Holt doesn't know about

fuwaprince

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uie-deactivated20230402

ALWAYS REBLOG WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS PLEASE; ITS SO MUCH MORE THAN IMPORTANT TO PEOPLE. IT MEANS EVERYTHING TO SOMEBODY AND EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT NOT SEE THIS IN THE SAME LIGHT, SOMEONE MIGHT. INFACT YOU REBLOGGING THIS COULD STOP SOMEONE TAKING THEIR LIFE TONIGHT.

kitten--aesthetics-blog

I noticed there isn’t one here for Ireland, so

Irish free suicide helpline: 01-116 123

thescientificviolist

last time i reblogged this, i got this ask:

so please, please reblog. this could actually save a life.

scum-vullage

keep yourselves safe!

augusst-deactivated20200928

there isn’t one for bangladesh so, bangladeshi free suicide hotlines: 01779554391, 01688709965, 01985275286.

gahdamnpunk

Reblog to make a transphobe uncomfortable eating M&M’s

0nighthawk0-deactivated20200912

They did the same with the Brown M&M

Clearly they’re together too, two happy Trans Women Lesbians.

universe-punk

dearest-darlingest-diva

marsupials-of-mars

Breaking news: terfs banned from m&ms forever

its-aighost

Wait if round means no nuts what about red

ashbur-deactivated20250915

he’s obviously a transman you complete and utter buffoon.

the-autumn-apple-artworks-deact

Blessed

iamtypinglike98madmen-deactivat

The orange m&m as well

cherryozyi

GUYS we are so blind for many years! the m&m are rainbow and the gay flag is rainbow.

They were gay all the long!

M&M says LGBT Rights!!

lil-tumbles

gay.. and trans? May I say:

rights!

pine-storm-season

I’m certain I’ve reblogged this multiple times but I’m doing it again

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one-time-i-dreamt

Something interesting I’ve learned - although I don’t know if this has a name in any other language, but in Korean this position is called “manner legs”. It refers to people stretching their legs to sink down to a smaller height so people working or filming with them could either work on their hair and makeup or appear to be their same height.

syntax-forest

This is the opposite of the one comic where the artist insists the characters just carry boxes at all times to explain why the short characters can suddenly see eye-to-eye with the tall characters in close-up shots.