Being a McCheese

It's not something we talk about enough but I think we should. This is really important to me and sometimes I wish someone would've told me when I was younger, especially the times I would wake up in the middle of the night, wondering why my bedsheets were brown.

Sometimes I'd be walking with my friends and the other second they'd be walking away from me, never telling me about the brown spot growing and staining my pants. I would always wonder about the smell, thinking I had walked in dog shit, but once I got home I'd realise it had been me all along.

This has always been a very difficult topic for me to talk about. One time I was eating chocolate, I later realised I had dropped some of it on the floor. I picked it up, not wanting to waste any of it and that's when I realised it wasn't chocolate. I was in the hospital for 2 months.

I never understood why people thought I had been tanning until recently when I realised it was diarrhea that had dried up like clay. You might think that sounds weird, but let me tell you how it happened.

I was on vacation with my family, when we got back home I was finally able to go back to my ordinary life. When we were away I didn't have time to play roblox, so that was the first thing I did when I got home. When I was sitting by my computer I felt I had to fart. My stomach had been feeling gassy for quite some time. Since I was alone in my room I just thought to myself 'let it go' and I did. It felt really good, letting it out. It was loud and wet but I didn't think too much of it. The smell spread, just like it always does with regular farts, it was bad but I've gotten used to the smell of my cheesy farts since I was little. Usually the smell would disappear after awhile but this time it didn't. I thought it was because the fart had been contained under my ass and kept seeping through my butt cheeks every time I moved in my chair.

Once I was done playing I just went on with my day. It was pretty hot inside so I took off my pants to cool down. My parents had guests over but that didn't bother me. When I came out of my room, the guests looked at me and say,

"Did you only tan your ass while on vacation"

I got confused and just laughed, the way you do when you don't hear what someone said. When I walked passed them I heard one of them gag, and I realised the smell had followed me out. It made me gag slightly as well. I turned to them and asked who had brought dog shit into the house, jokingly. They just told me to hurry up and leave, so I did. Later that night I went to the bathroom to take a shower. In our bathroom we have a full body mirror and I notice the brown color spread on my ass cheeks. I touched my ass and realised dried shit. When I looked closer I noticed that the dried shit had started cracking, making the soft dried poop, flawed with cracks. I had been walking around with shit on my ass all day, wondering why the smell of my fart had been following me and not fading away, just to realise it wasn't a fart but that I had actually SHARTED.

How did I not know? How did I not notice? And WHY didn't anyone tell me? I was walking around with shit, spread out on my butt cheeks and NO ONE told me.

Anyway, as you can probably tell I've always had a problem with pooping and I think alot of you also have the same problem as me and can relate, that's why I'm writing this.

I'm writing this to spread awareness and to show people that shitting your pants is normal and not something to be ashamed of. If you can relate, please comment and tell me your stories.