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tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

I actually recommend everyone write for a rarepair once because it completely changes your relationship with fandom. Engagement stops being numbers and starts being names. You know who's going to show up. You recognize usernames. Someone disappears for a while and then comes back and you're like “OH MY GOD WELCOME HOME.” It's incredibly wholesome. It is also deeply inconvenient when all six of you simultaneously get writer's block-

the sexiest thing a woman can be is a cringe fujoshi with a very serious day job

hey man wouldn’t it be fun if i shoved you into the boards before every game. it would be so cool to press your body into the glass like that hahaha. we could even do it twice if you want. there’s definitely not any underlying sexual undertones to this at all.

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

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an interest passing feels like being abandoned by the evil spirit that had taken possession of your body

pulling out hanks of grass and sighing listlessly. i kind of miss being posessed. isn't there an evil spirit somewhere that wants to possess meeee