Random Marvel

M'Baku invented the concept of big dick energy

Okay but that scene where T'Challa is standing beside cap in that infinity war scene? Did you see his bulge??? I don’t even remember what was before that or after bc I was ogling his chrotch the entire time

This entire post made my skin break out, killed all my crops, and broke into my house and replaced all my shoes with crocs (which, I don’t care what anyone says, are massively uncomfortable, I will fight anybody on this).

Dont hide from the truth

Uh truth

imagine peter taking one of those ‘which avenger are you?’ buzzfeed quizzes and getting tony and he’s so thrilled that he takes a screenshot and sends it to him and tony’s in a board meeting trying not to get emotional over the fact that peter’s actually happy about his result from this dumbass quiz

tony takes it and gets thor and he’s mad about it for the rest of the day

he’s mad not because he doesn’t like thor, but because he wanted to get spiderman

thor does the quiz and who would he get

Captain America

ok but then who does steve get when he does the quiz

Spider-man

ok but what if bucky did the quiz O.O

Black widow

then who does natasha get

who do u think rhodey would get

Hmm im not sure. Anyone got any ideas?

Rhodey gets Vision and he’s chill about it

Who does Sam get?

I’m so tired. I just wanna curl up in Thor’s big muscular arms and use his bara titties as firm pillows for my aching back and neck. He could summon some rain for ambiance as I slept, too. Gosh Thor would be so good for nap time. I don’t even care about how staticy my hair would get, and if he had to adventure??? Just put me in one of those toddler slings strapped to his chest, I’ll drool all over it. He’d let me do that too. He’s just so good. 10/10 quality naps.

which one of the guardians of the galaxy wrote this

Drax

they all want this, Drax is just the only one brave enough to write it down

Reblogging again for that last addition

This again 😍