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breaking bobby

I’m saying “excuse me” but I mean “why the fuck are u and ur friends fucking standing in the middle of the hallway blocking everyone what the fuck u fucker”

RIGHT

started from the bottom and i’ve managed to get worse

wow so the giant pendulum statue at my friend’s college got taken down because students kept getting naked on it and singing wrecking ball

The best part of the Cinderella story is that the prince gets tricked by the “cut your toes off to get the shoe to fit” trick twice. Magical birds have to sing to him both times for him to notice the pool of blood in his carriage as they were headed to the castle.

if cicadas can sleep for 17 years and then wake up only to scream and fuck so can i

If you can balance an education, a part time job, a social life, watching multiple tv series at once, seeing your family and your eyebrows look good, you’re on some witchcraft for sure.

#about me

Pretty much...

I love when you become so close with someone that you can see parts of each other in one another and you begin to say the same things and steal lines from one another and have a similar sense of humor and can exchange an inside joke with just a glance you don’t even have to talk because you have such a strong connection with them and you can sit in comfortable silence but also talk for hours it’s really hard to find that kind of compatibility

Found it!!!

Very well said...