AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

“If Oasis never happened Liam would be a line cook blah blah blah-“ wrong. If Oasis never happened Liam would be the one male nurse on a floor and the older nurses would NOT play about him. I don’t make the rules.

The real wasted potential of blur is that if they’d been born 15 years later they’d have been absolutely generational MySpace scene twinks. Graham would have Pete Wentz vagueposted on livejournal to a degree that is coma inducing. Damon would have tried eyeliner. Alex would be a woman. Dave would be the same.

The most underrated aspect of blur tumblr is that there’s seemingly a consensus that Alex has something eggy going on. And they’re right

a while ago I made a joke post about the bass player of 90s Britpop band Blur, Alex James, being the one who hypothetically was the most likely to be convinced to start estrogen. This was and is wrong to joke about. Upon further review I've realized I'm actually not joking at all and furthermore I honestly think you could probably rope Damon and Graham into it too with a little elbow grease. Dave can watch

Idk where I’m going with this but one thing about Graham Coxon is he lowkey has a body for contemporary jazz dance. Had he picked up jazz shoes and not a guitar he would have eaten a Fosse choreography the fuck up. Those broad shoulders yearn to slouch. Every time I see a photo of him circa 1994 I think “someone put him in Chicago”

Old Man Yaoi classic Heat (1995) but McCauley and Hanna are Liam and Damon respectively.

Who in Blur would be easiest to convince to start hrt and why is it Alex