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Like Ney just has no chill whatsoever, both with Leo and Luis. We’ve see him pulling Leo into hugs and confessing his undying love for him which is why it’s easy to imagine Neymessi. And we’ve seen how Ney always pulls Luis into his shenanigans. And Neymar’s a touchy guy and Luis doesn’t have Leo’s typical bashful deer caught in headlights awkwardness so he just lets Ney do what he wants. I’d say Luis is also touchy but in a more playful way rather than Neymar’s flirty way. Like look at them:

Hence why it is so easy to be like oh yeah these 2 definitely explored each others bodies at some point. Cause Ney’s flirtatious behavior + luis’ playful behavior makes for a friendship that’s somewhere near the borders of I’m not into you but you’re cute and if you tried to kiss me, I wouldn’t pull back.

But then like he’s also really touchy with Leo too. But unlike Ney, it’s not in a trying to come onto you/flirty kind of way. Like there’s so many pics of Luis and Leo carrying each other and gripping into each others thighs and drinking mate from the same straw and giggling into each others shoulders that seeing them as purely platonic also feels too simple.

Now, I suppose this is mainly cause of Leo. He’s so awkward. It’s easy to overlook when he’s with Ney cause Ney’s so horny it balances out Leo’s timid behavior. When Neymessi are Neymessi-ing, Leo turns into a completely different person. Think the Bayern hug and all its homoerotic energy. But then with Luis he’s too much of someone who isn’t gonna blur the lines with his friendships like Ney does for Leo to take a hint and pick up the incentive. He’s cool with just being friends with Leo cause he likes Leo and he respects him and he isn’t a whore(like Ney(yes I know I’m dragging this man’s name all around town but it’s only cause he’s a slut)). Also he isn’t as loud about his life as Ney is. But, I present to you suaressi:

Look at them. Every once in a while you see a photo of them that makes you really question the vibes cause what is the heterosexual explanation for looking at your best friend like this? That’s right, there isn’t one. Neymessi foil each other in the sense of differing personalities and similar expectations from entire countries. But Luis also foils Leo also in the ‘expectations from entire countries’ sense but instead of having a differing personality, they’re almost mirrors of each other. Maybe it’s the fact that they’re closer in age to each other and maybe cause they are both more level headed. But if you look closely, you can spot the way they’re kinda into each other as more than friends. Now whether they fuck or not is debatable. Some say yes some say no. Both viewpoints are valid. But I just know they’ve done something at least once. They probably fucked once or twice but spent the whole time laughing and being almost robotic with some of their movements cause they’re best friends and this is kinda weird but they both need to let off some steam and they’d rather do it with someone they trust rather than some random person from the club.

But then, you throw in Neymar to the mix and now you’re drawing wild cards. Neymessi as a stand-alone is very intense, obsessive, borderline weird relationship. Neyluis is flirty friends/we could be more if we wanted to but it’s too much effort to try. And suaressi is everyone is too confused about us but we might have done something or we just might be really close platonic(wink) friends. But then MSN as a trio? Things get very janky very fast. With Ney’s flirtatiousness, Leo’s awkwardness and Luis’ playfulness you get the most interesting poly ship ever. Exhibit A:

These three together can go 1 of 2 ways:

1. Neymessi as the main ship with Luis as the usually platonic third. Think always giving relationship advice. But he loves his friends and only wants the best for them so even though Neymessi is so intense about each other, Luis never feels like he’s being left out. Mainly cause they both tell him everything. Ney is still probably still too touchy with him but Leo doesn’t really mind cause he knows Ney and Luis are just like that. However they could also fuck once or twice when Leo’s not there. Leo’s well aware of this. He also doesn’t mind this either cause it’s Luis.

2. They’re all gay for each other. Pretty much option one but 3 steps to the left. Luis is into them both and they’re all together. Neymessi is still weirdly intense about each other. Essentially option one can be truly platonic without the hijinks but option 2 is definitely not platonic and they’re all together. Think old men and their twink vibes. However the old men are also fucking. Luis and Leo put together would have Ney in a dizzy. Idk I can totally see the two of them spreading apart Ney’s thighs and grinning at each other before absolutely destroying him. He’s so out of it after he can’t even do anything but watch suaressi go at it without him after with this satiated smile on his face.

Idk, I just think about them and I imagine Leo and Luis are both very protective of Neymar but also feel a ‘we want what’s best for him even if he’s a stupid annoying clam’ vibes. Like Neymessi might be very intense about the relationship but because Luis is also a silly guy like Ney, people probably don’t realize that he actually loves Ney romantically and deeply. They joke around a lot and play fight all the time and it’s seen as just ordinary platonic rough housing until somebody pushes Ney too hard on the field or says some mean comment out on one of their dates and suddenly Luis isn’t so fun to be around anymore. He’s like a bullet which can’t be deterred from its target. Very ‘what the fuck did you just say?’.

Like I think about Neymessi playing against each other and how Leo was also actively tripping Ney up and working against him the whole match. Then I think about neyluis playing against each other and how Luis looked hesitant to even try and steal the ball from Ney. Like he’s so painfully protective over Ney, it might even be worse than Leo cause Luis is 10 times more likely to react at the smallest aggression compared to Leo.

But I also think about suaressi and their protectiveness. Cause Luis is usually the tough guy/nobody is stupid enough to fuck with him. But the times when they’d play rma or smth and Luis would get body slammed to the floor by Ramos and then all 4 feet of Leo would come crashing into prime Ramos of all people with absolutely zero remorse or even effort to pretend he wasn’t just trying to hurt him is so delicious to me. Like suaressi could also be very intense about each other but less in a weird ‘I want to devour him’ obsessive way and more in a you’re my equal kinda way. Like they don’t hold the same ‘you’re a kid and you’re gonna do great things’ feelings they hold for Ney when it comes to each other. And I think it’s mostly cause of their age and like what you said in my previous ask, Luis already holding up Liverpool like Leo was holding up Barcelona. Unlike Ney who didn’t have a whole team depending on him so much.

Plus suaressi and neyluis scratches a spot in my brain cause it reverses so many ‘typical’ Neymessi roles. Think Neymar not being kinda shy and bashful around Luis like he is around Leo and Leo being more calm and relaxed around Luis cause he’s easier to talk to.

So yeah in conclusion, I feel like suaressi could actually be very lovesick with each other. It’s just harder to notice cause Luis isn’t outwardly open and flirtatious and insane about Leo like Neymar is. But bottom line is they all love each other very deeply and the lines between platonic, romantic and sexual are always blurred between the 3 of them.

I always enjoy watching Messi petting Neymar, or Ney asks for some pampering 😍🥰

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