Welcome to the Butt Room

my she/her nipples

Yo I’m curious what’s your star sign and your favourite term of endearment

Sagittarius and Cuntface

source?

This is fake, its from an onion article. It took me about 2 seconds to google that, tumblr users are so gullible you’re willing to believe anything the internet tells you. Honestly I’m pretty sure Pennsylvania isn’t even a real place??

For the witch on the go

The further you are from the thin/cis/white/etc. definition of “beauty”, the more intensely you are expected to perform femininity as a way to “make up for” your failure to be perfect.

What a perfectly succinct way to put it.

i have a little nightstand between my desk and bed and ditters just, refuses to walk on it to get on my desk. he will always just jump from the bed it’s so bizarre 

its my god given bisexual right to be dramatic

Fuck the queue function. I’m hitting y’all with four straight hours of whirlwind shitposting followed by eight days of radio silence.

*does a tarot reading with a Cards Against Humanity deck*