MarstheBuni

Reblog if you’re bored and you want anons.

Sorry if my tagging you is getting on your nerves. @5am-the-foxing-hour

Oh noooooo bunny! XD (and no worries)

That bun completely underestimated that jump XD

I am very scared of angry Patton. But at least he has good heart.

Just watched Rim of the World and can I just say we stan power couples Alex/Zhenzhen and Dariush/Gabriel

I TOLD you dariush and gabriel are endgame you cant change my mind

I FUCKING KNOW RIGHT

if you couldnt do the monkey bars as a kid youre gay

don’t do this to us

Why is it so true……

This statement explains a lot about me now.......

i feel called out

Omg this is actually me

Me, walking to class with a friend. My friend: You need to take off that coat. Me: ?? Why?? I thought you liked my red coat? My friend: You can’t wear a red coat and thigh high boots, you look like the dude from the circus film. Me, sweating: ………..Is that a bad thing?

NO IT IS THE BEST THING

YES I AGREE

You’re telling me, a man in a luigi mask

tuck in baby

it all started in new jersey

scrom scrom

“uuuuhuhhhhuu i just smoked AWUALL of FUKAWMIS WEED AWUUWW SHIT, AWUUEE SHIT”

Marisa and I went for a walk and saw a disposable camera.

strangerly

“I’m more thirsty than anything”

NOOT NOOT,

Bongle my jonk jonk

I’m just breathing!

“Who’s gayer??? Ellen or Alex???”

ShArOn, NeW yOrK, mUsIc, N O W! ! !

“I don’t need a leg to sell papes—“

“You come into MY house… in the middle of my house??”

“what can I do?” 😩 

thumbs up pe- *gets shot*

No eating in this house we lack teeth

(Levels up) stronk

SQUAGLE

Ive almost showered with my socks and bra on and i was completley sober

Oh yeah, I’ve showered in clothes before while sober lol. I just couldn’t think of a particularly good one for Virgil that I’ve done so :/ But I’ve done a LOT of stuff for the others XD But uh showering in your clothes can be COOL AF - I’ve done it when I’m super sad so it’s like I’m crying in the rain - then when you take off the wet clothes it’s like a huge weight has been lifted and it’s super freeing :D

Noted! Will try someday :D

I am honestly inspired by the things you do while drunk

Well, thank you! Though I’m not sure you should aspire to bury a dictionary or cry over a punctuation mark… Logan, you’re a Mess™

These all fit the Sides so perfectly though! 😂

Oh yay! I was worried my Roman one was too Logan-y and my Virgil one wasn’t very solid lol. I debated putting Roman’s as “performed the entirety of the musical Next to Normal for my cat” or for Virgil “hid under my bed for 20 minutes so I could befriend the monsters under the bed” (yes it sounds like the song lol).

No I think they were still perfect! Those definitely would have worked too though lol

Also the question here is did your cat enjoy your performance? 😂

Well he stuck around the whole time so imma hope yes lmao

Ayy😂

should’ve performed Cats, come to think of it

Maybe you would have gotten actual applause if you’d performed Cats. Or even audience participation. 😂

That settles it. My cat’s destined for Broadway! Also, the visual of a cat applauding is the cutest fucking thing I’ve ever heard

Ur actually adorable. U cried over a punctuation mark AND called strangers and told them their valid. U probs saved a life. WHILE U WERE DRUNK. Drunk u is an amazing person.

Awww ur welcome

Mate I age the same problem I’m 4"10 at the age of 14 and all my friends laugh when I try to be tough.

Then tell them that Bonnie Parker (as in Bonnie and Clyde) was your height and SHE managed to shoot a TON of people! What’s scarier than a murderer during the Great Depression who wants to be a movie star? NOTHING

Haha ok