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Hi! I love your stuff smsm, could I perhaps request a male reader w any f1 driver (whoever u feel like this is good for) that maybe they get insecure because you guys are keeping your relationship a secret and people think you and your best friend are together instead/you guys have good chemistry and he starts second guessing himself. Cool if not anyway love you have a good one! :)
from the day you arrived / i've remained by your side
âŤâ・âŞâË deftones - entombed
(gn reader / comfort / 1.1k words) when oscar begins to overthink your relationship with a friend, you're there to comfort him
OSCAR PIASTRI FELT HIS STOMACH TWIST AS HE CLICKED ONTO YET ANOTHER POST. it was from some gossip account â he could tell from the giant headline pasted across the photos. you were sitting across from a friend, both sharing bright smiles beneath the restaurantâs canopy. sunlight danced across your face. your shoulders were relaxed in a way they only did when your breathing came easy and laughter came easier. even through the cameraâs blurry lens he could see the way your eyes crinkled at the corners and grin stretched across your cheeks.Â
you looked happy.Â
oscarâs hands glided across the screen before he could think. he opened the comments, scrolling almost mindlessly through them, though the sentiment was clear: they were a better match for you.Â
regretfully, oscar pulled himself away from the post. he swiped out of the comments, and then again out of the app itself. he was only meant to be posting a race recap, after all. social media was a trap he was careful not to become stuck in. gossip blogs would only drag him down. he couldnât risk losing this. losing you. so he ignored it.Â
but that was easier said than done.Â
hi! i saw the charles x reader and reader helps him shave, do you think u could write a kimi x male reader where kimi helps reader shave?
fusing all our powers / here's to all our dreams
âŤâ・âŞâË deftones - sextape
(male reader / fluff; suggestive near the end / 980 words) kimi helps you shave on a slow morning | charles fic here!
MORNINGS ARE A BATTLE AGAINST THE SUNLIGHT THAT YOUR CURTAINS NEVER SEEM TO WIN. golden light filters throughout your bedroom, casting streaks across the walls. you stir slightly before squeezing your eyes shut even tighter in a poor attempt to ignore the onset of daytime.Â
beside you, a soft, amused huff escapes KIMI ANTONELLI. you can feel the mattress dip when he shuffles closer to you, working to re-entangle your legs beneath your bedsheets. you flinch when he raises a hand, gingerly brushing his fingertips against the natural curve of your jawline. his hands are cold against your skin. still, you lean into the feeling.Â
âi know youâre awake,â kimi murmurs. his voice is quieter in the mornings. his accent curls around the syllables of each word, somehow thicker and deeper with the remnants of sleep. you can almost hear the way his lips curl into a small smile.Â
âiâm trying not to be,â you whisper in return. you instinctively run your tongue over your bottom lip in a poor attempt to soothe the chapped skin. youâre sure kimi will scold you about dehydration later. for now, your limbs feel too heavy to bother reaching over to take a swig of water.Â
éĺżĺťéިćĽć°¸äš čŽ°ä˝ / äťć¤ć°¸ć ĺ°˝ć
âŤâ・âŞâË é丽ĺ (teresa teng) - ĺżčŽ°äť (forget him)
(gn reader / fluff, comfort / 761 words) kimi comforts you about your acne
WATER RUNS DOWN YOUR FOREARMS STEADILY, LEAVING DROPLETS COVERING YOUR SMALL BATHROOM COUNTERTOP. your hands are slimy from the cleanser coating them. your fingertips run over the uneven surface of your skin as you massage the liquid against the worst areas coating your cheeks and chin.Â
somewhere beside you, KIMI ANTONELLI watches you through the mirror. heâs in nothing but a loose t-shirt and an old pair of sweatpants. his curls are messier than usual â flattened by a mix of his cap pressing down on them all day and his fingers anxiously tugging at the strands during meetings.Â
âwhat does this stuff do, again?â he asks, shuffling behind you to pick up the bottle from the counter. he flips it in his hold for a second before setting it down. his gaze drifts to meet yours through the mirror.Â
youâre almost certain some cleanser has gotten into the corner of your eye from the way it burns slightly when you try to blink. you squint at kimi though your hands never stop moving. âwhat do you mean?âÂ
âthe cleanser,â he repeats. âyou do this everyday. is that why your skin is so soft?âÂ
hi hi! đŚ anon here to bother you with my requests again /j
i saw your post about the event ending next week(?) and wanted to get one last request in before that
how about (im so sorry but i love him too much) osc with the touch prompt [them reading you like an open book, especially knowing when you're going through difficult times]? i think male!mechanic!reader would be really interesting bc reader could just throw himself into work and hang out with osc enough that it seems like nothing is wrong at first?
have a good day/evening/night :)
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pairing: oscar piastri x male!mechanic!reader author's note: hey sharkie guess who finished the fic! me!!! i did!! your requests never bother me. hope it's fine that i did f1 mechanic and if not take me out back /j!!!!(also biggest kudos to sharkie for proofreading, love ya dude <3 x)đ title from Show Me How, Men I Trust tags: colleagues/friends-to-???, vague life troubles, hurt/comfort except the hurt is vague so you're mostly just comforted, author is rusty pls be kind, feelings realisation, open ending warnings: very workaholic!reader, sleep loss, makes like 0 sense sorry not sorry, i know nothing of car factories nor the logistics but i could not be bothered (sorry mechanics </3) word count: 1.1k music 4 the soul | my masterlist
Becoming a car mechanic was always your dream.
From the first time you touched a toy car, intrigued and toying with the rubber wheels; to your teenage years, fully consumed by books and documentaries, eagerly drinking all the details and diagrams. Fast forward to you getting a degree in mechanical engineering, to now.
Formula one. The kind of cars that you wouldn't dare drive yourself, but those that you could work on endlessly. The possibilities, the quicker-than-lightning speed.
Over the years you've been in the sport, you've quickly learnt that the tension never leaves. Watching on with bated breath as the car you've built with your colleagues glides along the track. Sometimes it wins. Sometimes, it crashes and burns, and all you can do is watch on. It's unpredictable. That makes you love it all the more.

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hello may i req kimi x reader where the reader has sharp canines (like fangs) and kimi is playfully interested in them? tyy
the first time i've seen love and the last i'll ever need
âŤâ・âŞâË pierce the veil - kissing in cars
(gn reader / fluff / 692 words) kimi loves your smile (and your fangs)
âI LOVE IT WHEN YOU DO THAT.â
KIMI ANTONELLI is already looking at you when you turn to meet his gaze. his lips are curled upwards into a soft, fond smile. heâs sitting across from you on a worn-out beach chair, half leaning his cheek into his hand. curls frame his face. theyâre fizzier than usual from the humidity.Â
you shift from your position on your own chair. the sun has just barely dipped below the horizon, casting a golden glow across the world. bologna summers are always like this â hot and humid. the days stretch well into the evening as if the sunâs light doesnât want to disappear yet. before you, water laps at the edge of the pool when the wind picks up speed.Â
you cock your head to the side. a playful smile tugs at the corners of your own lips. âdo what?âÂ
âsmile.âÂ
F1 GRID || đđđđ§đŁđđŁđ đđđđđ§ đđđŁđđŞđđđ
彥CONTAINS ; kimi antonelli, charles leclerc, franco colapinto, isack hadjar, gabriel bortoleto
彥WARNINGS ; fluff
彥REQUESTED? ; No~ (requests are open!)
彥WORDS ; 1,1k
彥DISCLAIMER ; Everything written here is FICTITIOUS.
彥AUTHOR'S NOTE ; sorry if here are any mistakes, english isn't my first language!
⤡Kimi Antonelli
Kimi tries to help you with your Italian.
One night, youâre making pasta together when you try to say something you think sounds right. âPosso aiutarti a⌠spaghettiare?â
Kimi looks up, trying not to laugh. âThatâs not a real word,â he says, shaking his head. âBut it's a good startâ
Heâs actually patient when you ask questions or want help. He doesnât get frustrated if you mess up. He just explains it quietly or repeats it until you get it. But if you mess up something super simple like "ciao" he wonât let you live it down. Youâll hear him say it back to you ten times a day, always with a small grin.
He really likes it when you try to say sweet things in Italian. When you tell him âsei bellissimo,â he doesnât say much just smiles and looks at you a little longer than usual. Thatâs how you know it matters to him.
Sometimes he teaches you with music. Heâll play old Italian love songs while youâre in the kitchen, and heâll explain the lyrics one line at a time calm. Itâs how he shares things with you.
With Kimi, learning Italian isnât perfect, and itâs not fast. But itâs real. Itâs about small moments, shared laughs, and learning by just being together.
⤡Charles Leclerc
Charles tries to help you with your French.
He doesnât correct you right away when you say something wrong. He lets you finish, then gently repeats it the right way. Never to make fun just to help you hear it.
One morning, you try to ask him if he wants coffee in French. âTu vouloir⌠cafer-rr?â He laughs under his breath, walks over, and kisses your forehead. âNice try. But no, itâs tu veux du cafĂŠ?â
Heâs patient. He doesnât rush you. If you forget a word, heâll wait until you find it, or quietly give you a hint. And when you get something right, even something small, he gives you this soft, proud smile like he really means it.
He loves hearing you try. Especially when you use words like 'mon cĹur' or 'tu me manques'. Even if your accentâs a little off, he never makes fun of it. He just watches you, quietly happy, like it means more than he says.
Sometimes he teaches you while you're doing regular things grocery shopping, walking through the city, cooking dinner. Heâll point to something and say the word in French, then wait for you to repeat it. No pressure. Just small moments, here and there.
With Charles, learning French feels natural. Not like homework more like being let into his world.
⤡Franco Colapinto
Franco helps you with your Spanish.
Sometimes when youâre out, heâll stop and point to something: âThat says âheladoâ It means ice cream.â Then he nudges you and asks, âHow do you say it?â When you say it a little wrong, he gasps. âNo ice cream for you until you get it right.â (You get it right fast.)
He teaches you words at random times, when youâre brushing your teeth, walking home, or making dinner. Some words are useful. Some are just slang. âChe, boludoâ he says, shaking his head. âIt means like⌠dude. But donât say it in front of my grandma.â (You do. Once. He still laughs about it.)
When you try full sentences, he never interrupts. He lets you finish, even if you make a lot of mistakes. Then heâll fix one thing just one and say, âYouâre getting better. Really.â And you believe him, because he only says it when itâs true.
In the mornings, he sends you voice notes sometimes with new words, sometimes just him saying, âBuenos dĂas, mi amorrrâ dragging the ârâ to make you smile.
With Franco, learning Spanish feels fun. Itâs full of little jokes, small wins, and real moments. You donât even notice how much youâve learned until one day he says something fast in Spanish, and you understand all of it.
⤡Isack Hadjar
Isack tries to help you with your French.
One afternoon, you call him 'frère' just for fun, and he smiles softly. âFrère?â he teases, his eyes lighting up. âBro? Who taught you that?â You laugh, shrugging. âFrom you,â you say, making him smile.
Itâs the small moments like this that make him happy knowing youâre paying attention, even when you donât fully understand him.
Heâs patient when you mess up, never rushing you or making you feel bad. Heâll softly repeat words, letting you take your time. But when it comes to bad words, he canât help himself. He teaches you a few, like 'merde' or 'putain' and the two of you share quiet laughs when you get them wrong. âJust donât say it around my mom,â he says, giving you a playful wink.
Thereâs something about the way he teaches that makes it feel less like a lesson and more like something youâre sharing together. He gently corrects you, his smile growing softer when you try, and that proud look in his eyes when you finally get it right.
With Isack, learning French is full of warmth, laughter, and easy moments of connection. Itâs not about being perfect; itâs about being close, sharing something special, and enjoying each step of the journey together.
⤡Gabriel Bortoleto
Gabriel tries to help you with your Portuguese.
One night, during a late FaceTime, heâs clearly half-asleep but still insists on giving you a word of the day. âHoje⌠the word is saudade.â You pause, trying to figure it out. âThatâs a hard one.â He smiles, his voice soft. âIt means âI miss you.â A lot.â You repeat the word, and it feels like something deeper, something just for the two of you.
He enjoys teaching you words that carry weight, like 'cafunĂŠ' (the act of running fingers through someoneâs hair). When you trip over the pronunciation, he gently corrects you, never rushing you. âTry again, meu bem.â And when you finally say it right, he grins, looking proud.
Sometimes, he sends you playlists filled with Brazilian songs and quizzes you on the lyrics. When you get one right, he rewards you with a sweet kiss on the forehead. âYou're getting better,â he says with a smile that makes your heart skip a beat.
He calls you 'meu bem' so often, and before long, you start saying it back to him. Every time, it melts his heart just a little more. âYou said it just right,â he whispers, his voice full of warmth and affection.
With Gabriel, learning Portuguese isnât about perfection, itâs about sharing little moments, laughing together, and making memories that go beyond the words themselves.
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i've never wanted anything so bad / i've never wanted anyone so bad
(gn reader / comfort / 1k words) when joĂŁo stays up all night overthinking, you're there to drag him back to bed
âŤâ・âŞâË paramore - adore
JOĂO FĂLIX HADNâT MEANT TO LET IT GET THIS BAD. he rolls onto his back, letting out an annoyed sigh as he stares up at the ceiling. moonlight dances across the room almost mockingly. its silver glow is anything but welcome in the dead of night. even against the white paint covering the walls, all he can see is his failure. all he can think about are his mistakes.Â
joĂŁo drags his hands against his face almost agonizingly. sweat has gathered at his temples from the stress. he wants to claw a way out of his own skin. he wants to turn back time and change his mistakes. he wants to forget.Â
he pushes himself to sit up, tugging his knees to his chest in the process. joĂŁo steals a glance at you in the darkness. youâre half-sprawled across the mattress, entirely relaxed. your chest rises and falls in a steady pattern with each breath. you twitch occasionally, jumping or scrunching your nose in your dreams. you look peaceful. despite himself, joĂŁo smiles softly.Â
i'll let you know just how much you mean to me / as snow falls on desert sky
âŤâ・âŞâË my chemical romance - demolition lovers
(gn reader / fluff / 822 words) lewis kisses you in public after his first ferrari win
LEWIS HAMILTON IS ABSOLUTELY SMITTEN. it was no secret â interviews were peppered with mentions of his partner, fans caught photos of him buying flowers and watches, even his instagram feed featured small glimpses of you, each carefully cropped and thoroughly inspected to ensure your privacy remained as much as possible.Â
but the world didnât know who you were. they couldnât.Â
you had made the agreement over dinner several years ago. telling the public meant jeopardising lewisâs career and even his safety. it wasnât a risk you were willing to take, no matter how hard it was. so you hid.Â
your knuckles brushed against each other when you walked into the paddock, far enough to be mostly unquestioned. lewis gave curt answers when prodded about his personal life, shrugging off dating rumors that circulated online and giving snarky responses in lieu of sincerity. you attended races sparsely and in secret, hiding away in lewisâs drivers room and sneaking out of the back exit with the help of a few strategists.Â
but all secrets must eventually be revealed.Â
the fight never ends / i can't face the dark without you
âŤâ・âŞâË breaking benjamin - without you
(gn reader / comfort / 1.1k words) moments shared with leon after he has a nightmare
LEON KENNEDY PRESSES HIS HAND AGAINST THE WARMTH OF A CERAMIC MUG JUST TO FEEL IT BURN. steam billows into his face when he leans over the top. truthfully, tea had never been his thing. he drank cheap diner coffee when chris forced him out to chat and cleared any tiredness of the night in the morning by splashing cold water on his face.Â
but cold water doesnât feel right tonight. not when the bathroom of your apartment is connected to your bedroom where your sleeping body still lies, peacefully dreaming. the pipes are old, leon reasons. their creaking would wake you. or the rattle of the door hinges he still hadnât fixed. or the ache of the floorboards protesting against his weight.Â
and he really doesnât want to feel any colder tonight.Â

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ëěě´ ě°ę˛°ëź ë¤ě / can't live without you
âŤâ・âŞâË NCT U - WITHOUT YOU
(gn reader / fluff / 1k words) boyfriend kimi headcannons!!
ââ boyfriend!kimi who you meet in class. you hang your bag off the back of the chair as you settle into your seat, resting your arms against the cold wooden desk. a few scratches are embedded into the wood from the previous students who had once been in your place. conversation grows around you. laughter echoes throughout the once-quiet space. you nearly startle when a boy extends his hand in front of you, smiling softly but bright. âhi,â he says. âiâm kimi.â
ââ boyfriend!kimi who makes it a priority to befriend you. he sits beside you at empty lunch tables, drags you into gossipping with him and his friends, and makes a habit of greeting you whenever you walk past each other. it only takes a few days for you to run into him in the courtyard, caught in a semi-serious football game with his friends. kimi lights up when he spots you walking past, swiftly kicking the ball in your direction with a bright smile. âwanna join?â
ââ boyfriend!kimi who copies your math homework answers. you sit side-by-side on his living room couch surrounded by a sea of textbooks. equations fill the pages of your notebook seemingly without end. at some point, kimi lets out a quiet huff before tossing his pencil to the side. âmy head hurts. i need a break from numbers.â you chuckle softly, pausing momentarily to glance at him. âarenât you a race car driver? all you do is study numbers.â he squints, but you donât miss the way the corners of his lips curl upwards anyways. âits not the same.â
kimi antonelli x teammate mercedes driver ? maybe in their hotel room or in front of the media? U DECIDE!
not a lot, just forever / intertwined, sewn together
(gn!mercedes driver! reader / fluff / 1.3k words) a quiet night in a shared hotel room changes your relationship with your teammate (or, friends to lovers?)
âŤâ・âŞâË adrianne lenker - not a lot, just forever
KIMI ANTONELLI COLLAPSES ONTO THE NEAREST BED WITH A LOUD GROAN. you trail just behind him, stifling a quiet chuckle at the sight. heâs stretched his limbs out across the mattress, wrinkling the carefully ironed duvet cover. his face is buried into one of several pillows leaving only the curls at the back of his neck exposed.Â
the hotelâs heavy door swings shut behind you, closing with a quiet click! the room is smaller than what youâre used to; a booking mistake, bono had described. instead of two single rooms, you and kimi had to share one room. and one room meant one bed. not the worst situation to be in, but far from ideal.Â
you set your bag on a nearby chair as you wander around to the side of the bed. you reach out, placing a hand against the middle of kimiâs back. his skin feels warm, even through the thin fabric of his t-shirt. he stills beneath your touch for just a second â so quickly you nearly miss it entirely.Â
âare you planning on sharing tonight or should i sleep on the floor?âÂ
cariĂąo, eres un amor / cariĂąico, pintas en color
âŤâ・âŞâË the marĂas - cariĂąo
(gn reader / comfort; fluff / 767 words) playing the guitar for oscar
YOUâRE HALFWAY THROUGH THE BRIDGE OF A NEW SONG WHEN YOUR APARTMENT DOOR SWINGS OPEN. youâre sitting on your living room couch, playing and replaying the same few chords over and over again until they feel perfect. your fingers press into the strings so tightly you can feel the blisters forming beneath the callouses that have formed on your hands. time had passed without notice or care, now leaving you in the early afternoon.Â
somewhere behind you, a bag hits the ground, followed quickly by two shoes being kicked to the side. keys clatter against your countertop. a hat lands unceremoniously against your dining room table. footsteps scuff against your floor as OSCAR PIASTRI finds his way to your side.
âyouâre home early,â you murmur. your voice is low, nearly drowned out by the hum of the air conditioning unit in your apartment and the everlasting drone your fridge lets out. outside, the wind rustles the tree leaves. a stray branch taps against your window. you make a mental note to trim it down sometime. but for now, the rapping continues softly.Â
oscar wordlessly settles beside you. he tucks his body around your own as he settles onto the couch. his head falls against your shoulder as if it belongs. the feeling of his stray strands of hair tickling against your neck only makes your lips quirk into a small grin. oscar nuzzles into your side until you canât tell where he ends and you begin.Â
you said that you'd take me home / promise me / you'll never let me go
âŤâ・âŞâË sleeping with sirens - forever/always
(gn reader / fluff / 794 words) charles asks you to help him shave
THE DIM BATHROOM LIGHTS FLICKER OVERHEAD, CASTING A GOLDEN GLOW ACROSS YOUR BATHROOM. you lean over the marble countertops to squint at yourself in the mirror. a thin metal chain hangs from your neck â the same one CHARLES LECLERC had gifted for your anniversary just a few weeks prior. a matching one rested around his own neck, diligently tucked into the collar of his shirt.Â
beside you, charles blinks sleepily at his own reflection. his stubble had grown out during the break. it was longer than usual, just enough to tickle against your skin when he nuzzles his face into the crook of your neck. his arms snake around your waist from behind, pulling you backwards until your back presses against his bare chest.Â
âgood morning, mon ange,â he murmurs. his breath ghosts against your ear just enough to make you shiver. you squirm in his hold, barely biting back the giggles that threaten to escape your lips.Â
I saw you have motogp in your fandom list hehe
Bez has been talking about his bf for a while without really saying his name, like full on simp mode he'll talk about his bf to the point people think his fake, Well f1!male!reader (Who is the current f1 wdc lead) has time for Valencia aka moto gp's last race and he decided to support his bf Bez and he arrived with bez, everyone just stared dumbfounded at bez who is holding hand in hand with reader, who was just looking at him with loving eyes, their like sickly sweet.
âš Menomale che ci sei tu in questo mare di facce
"In the midst of all this noise, I only hear your heartbeat"
⎠Marco Bezzecchi à Male!F1 Driver!Reader
â ONESHOT (wc: 1,7k) âŽâŽâŽ TAGS just fluff mostly, attempt at humor (please laugh), fluff and humor, established relationship, unspecified team for reader, VR46 Academy mention, bez bikefucker mention too (its hard to ignore the fact that he proposed to his bike on the last gp so yeah). âŽâŽâŽ EVENT 300 followers event.
⚠K ⎠Just mention that I didn't want to talk much about the end of the F1 season or the final race in Abu Dhabi. I only focused on the MotoGP season.

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Partners In Crime - Oscar Piastri
âŚOscar finally reveals his new relationship!
âOscar Piastri x nonbinary!reader ⌠smau, established relationship
âŚReader is nonbinary, reader is implied to be a streamer, suggestive jokes, some parasocial stuff going on (ew), fans confuse reader for a girl for a bit, classic homophobia and stuff, gossip, Oscar keeps reader private because he wants their peace, reader is androgynous for the most part (and there is no fc just imagine yourself in these photos, pictures of both women and men are used to represent reader!)
⼠There is going to be a part 2! These are based on my experiences with being nonbinary!
(This is a work of fiction. Do not take this literally. Do not assume that Oscar Piastri in real life is a queer person. Do not assume that anything in this fanfic is real. It is just for entertainment. Be kind. If you donât like it, scroll. Have a nice day<3)
ĹlĹĹlĹ ¡ Velvet Ring ¡ Big Thief
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I would love to read a oneshot where a driver (I don't have a preference which one) takes care of a sick y/n. Lots of fluff and caring please.
The apex of the sneeze
Pairing: Oscar Piastri x Reader(y/n)
Warnings: oscar flinching cause of sneezes, flu, protective oscar, fluff
Summary: When the winter break brings a brutal bout of the flu, McLarenâs stoic driver Oscar Piastri trades telemetry for tracking fevers. Stepping into full, protective pamper mode, he navigates medicine schedules, makes homemade broth, and hilariously battles his own lightning-fast reflexes every single time his sick girlfriend sneezes.
Requested: Yes/anon
Authorâs note: I really hope this is what you had in mind! Used Oscar cause i havenât written anything about him yet and felt like he could fit the plot. Enjoy!! xx
Word count: 4191
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The transition from the frantic, high-octane blur of the Formula 1 season to the absolute stillness of the winter break always felt like a sudden decompression. One week you are surrounded by the deafening roar of V6 turbo-hybrids, flashing cameras, and a sea of papaya orange; the next, you are staring at a gray London sky from the window of a quiet apartment, the silence so heavy it almost makes your ears ring.
For Oscar, that transition was usually seamless. He was a creature of baseline calm, a man whose heart rate seemed to remain stubbornly low whether he was taking a corner at three hundred kilometers an hour or choosing between sourdough and rye at the local bakery. He didnât do drama. He didnât do frantic.
But he did do devotion.
It began on a Thursday in early December. The last of his post-season debriefs and PR commitments had finally wound down, leaving them with a clear, uninterrupted stretch of weeks before the simulator work for the next car would inevitably drag him back to the MTC. They had planned a thoroughly lazy fortnight, no flights, no packed schedules, just pure, unadulterated domesticity.
The first sign that something was amiss didn't arrive with a dramatic flourish. It arrived with a cup of tea.
Oscar was sitting on the plush cream sofa, his iPad resting against his thighs as he reviewed some telemetry data from the final race, ld habits died hard, and his brain never fully shut off. You were sitting on the other end, curled into a tight ball beneath a heavy knit blanket that you had dragged from the bedroom.
"You're quiet," Oscar noted softly, his eyes not leaving the screen but his head tilting slightly in your direction. His voice had that characteristic Melbourne cadence, even, low, and laced with a gentle, dry warmth.
"Just cozy," you murmured. Your voice sounded thicker than usual, a little raspy around the edges, like dry autumn leaves scraping across pavement.
Oscar paused. His thumb hovered over the glass screen. He didn't say anything immediately, that wasn't his style, but his internal radar, normally tuned to the subtle mechanical vibrations of a racing chassis, suddenly recalibrated itself entirely to you. He looked up, his calm, dark eyes locking onto your face.
You were pale, save for a high, unnatural flush that bloomed across the bridge of your nose and the tops of your cheekbones. Your eyes looked glassy, heavy-lidded, reflecting the dim afternoon light with a strange, watery sheen.
"Are you warm enough?" he asked, his tone deceptively casual as he set the iPad down on the coffee table.
"Mhm. Perfect." You pulled the blanket tighter around your chin, shivering despite the fact that the apartmentâs heating was humming away at a comfortable twenty-one degrees.
Oscar stood up, his tall, lean frame moving with that unhurried, deliberate grace that defined him. He walked over to the kitchen, filled the kettle, and set it to boil. He didn't ask if you wanted tea; he just made it. He chose a chamomile blend, adding a generous, heavy-handed dollop of honey, the way his mother used to do when he was a kid back in Australia.
When he walked back into the living room, carrying the steaming mug, you chose that exact moment to let out a sudden, sharp sneeze.
Oscar flinched. It wasn't a massive, dramatic leap backward, but a highly visible, full-body twitch, a sudden tightening of his shoulders and a sharp intake of breath, his hands instinctively steadying the mug so the hot liquid wouldn't spill. He stared at you, his eyes wide for a fraction of a second before his expression flattened back into its usual carefully guarded composure.
"Bless you," he said, his voice dropping an octave.
"Thanks," you wheezed, reaching a hand out from beneath the fortress of wool.
When your fingers brushed against his to take the mug, Oscar froze. Your skin wasn't just warm; it felt like a radiator that had been left on high for hours. Your fingertips were burning against his naturally cool hands.
Without a word, Oscar didn't let go of the mug until it was safely in your lap. Instead of returning to his side of the couch, he dropped to his knees on the floor directly in front of you. The sudden proximity made you blink heavily.
"Oscar?"
He didn't answer. He simply raised his right hand, the back of his knuckles smooth and cool, and pressed them gently against your forehead.
The contrast was instantaneous. You let out a soft, involuntary sigh at the cold relief of his skin, leaning into his touch. Oscar, however, felt his chest tighten. Your skin was radiating a dry, baking heat. The fever wasn't just creeping in; it had already set up camp.
"Right," Oscar said, his voice entirely devoid of panic but carrying a new, absolute authority. He withdrew his hand, already mentally organizing a checklist. "You're burning up."
"I'm just a little tired," you tried to protest, but the words were cut off by another sudden sneeze.
Again, Oscar flinched, his head jerking back slightly as if dodging an invisible blow in a boxing ring. It was an involuntary, physical reaction to your illness, a bizarre manifestation of his sudden, overwhelming desire to shield you from the very air you were breathing.
"That's the second time," he murmured, his eyes tracking the way your shoulders shook. "And you're shaking. Stay here. Don't move."
"I wasn't planning on running a marathon," you muttered into your tea, but the humor was weak, drowned out by the heavy lethargy settling deep into your bones.
Oscar vanished down the hallway. You could hear the distant, methodical opening and closing of cabinets in the master bathroom. He wasn't rummaging; he was selecting. When he returned, he was armed with a digital thermometer, a fresh bottle of ibuprofen, a box of tissues, and a massive, oversized McLaren team hoodie that he practically lived in during travel days.
He dropped the hoodie onto your lap. "Put that on. Your clothes are too thin."
"Oscar, itâs huge on me."
"Good. More insulation." He turned on the thermometer, waiting for the digital beep. "Open up."
You obeyed, slipping the plastic tip under your tongue. Oscar stood over you, his hands tucked loosely into the pockets of his sweatpants, looking for all the world like a race engineer waiting for a crucial telemetry reading during a red-flag stoppage. His face was a mask of calm, but his eyes were scanning every detail, the dark circles under your eyes, the rapid rise and fall of your chest, the way your hands trembled slightly against the ceramic mug.
The thermometer beeped. Oscar took it, tilting the small screen toward the light.
Thirty-eight point nine.
A tiny, almost imperceptible twitch formed at the corner of his jaw. It was the only outward sign that his internal alarm bells were suddenly blaring at maximum volume. A driver who spent his life managing tire degradation and brake temperatures knew exactly what numbers meant. And this number meant danger.
"Okay," Oscar said smoothly, his voice dropping into that rhythmic, soothing register he used over the team radio when things were going sideways on track. "The couch is done. Weâre moving you to the bed."
"But I want to watch the show-"
"I'll move the iPad. I'll move the tea. I'll carry you if I have to, but you're getting into bed." He didn't give you a choice. He reached down, carefully setting your mug on the table, and then extended his hands toward you.
When you tried to stand, your knees felt like spun sugar. You swayed, a sudden wave of vertigo washing over you, and you instinctively reached out for him.
Oscar caught you before your brain could even register the fall. His arms wrapped around your waist and back, pulling you flush against his chest. He was solid, unyielding, and incredibly grounded. Without a single grunt of exertion, he lifted you cleanly off your feet, tucking you into his side as if you weighed nothing at all.
You buried your face into the crook of his neck, your hot breath ghosting across his skin. Oscar swallowed hard, his grip tightening as he carried you down the dimly lit hallway and into the bedroom.
The sheets were cool, but Oscar didn't just dump you there. He laid you down with an almost comical level of precision, ensuring your head hit the center of the pillows perfectly. He pulled the thick duvet up to your chin, tucking the edges beneath your shoulders until you were practically mummified.
"Oscar, I'm going to melt," you complained weakly, though you didn't actually make any move to break free.
"You need to sweat it out. And your hands are still cold," he countered, his logic unassailable. He popped two ibuprofen tablets from the blister pack and handed them to you alongside a fresh glass of water he had seemingly conjured from thin air. "Drink. All of it."
You swallowed the pills, the cool water soothing your raw throat. When you set the glass down, Oscar was already moving around the room with singular focus. He closed the thick blackout curtains, cutting off the drab London twilight and plunging the room into a warm, gentle gloom. He plugged in a small humidifier by the nightstand, filling it with water and a few drops of eucalyptus oil until a fine, fragrant mist began to curl into the air.
He was a man who optimized systems for a living. Now, he was optimizing your recovery.
"Are you staying?" you asked softly, your eyelids already feeling as heavy as lead weights as the medication began its slow work.
Oscar looked down at you from the side of the bed. He had already changed into an old t-shirt and shorts, his hair a little messy from where heâd rubbed his hand through it.
"I'm not going anywhere," he said simply.
He climbed into the bed beside you, moving with immense care so as not to disturb the blankets he had so meticulously arranged. He didn't lie down properly; instead, he propped himself up against the headboard, his long legs stretched out beneath the covers, placing himself like a silent, protective sentinel right next to you.
You shifted, dragging your blanket-wrapped body closer until your head rested against his thigh. Oscar didn't hesitate. His large, warm hand found its way to your shoulder, his fingers gently kneading the tense, aching muscles through the thick fabric of his oversized hoodie.
For a long time, the only sounds in the room were the soft hum of the humidifier and the rhythmic, heavy sound of your breathing. Oscar stared straight ahead, his mind calculating timelines, how long the fever would take to break, when the next dose of medicine was due, what groceries he needed to order to keep the kitchen stocked with liquids.
Suddenly, your chest hitched.
Oscar's entire body went rigid. His hand stopped moving on your shoulder. He froze, his eyes darting down to your face just in time to see you let out a violent, muffled sneeze into the pillow.
Oscar flinched so hard his back hit the headboard with a soft thud. He closed his eyes for a brief second, letting out a slow, controlled breath through his nose, before opening them to look down at you with a mixture of profound concern and mild, exasperated trauma.
"You really have no warning with those, do you?" he murmured, his voice laced with that dry, deadpan Aussie humor.
"Sorry," you mumbled into the pillow, your voice sounding even worse now. "Did I scare you?"
"I don't get scared," Oscar lied smoothly, his hand resuming its gentle, rhythmic stroking of your arm. "I was just... checking the structural integrity of the headboard."
"Liar."
"Go to sleep," he whispered, his tone softening into something so tender it made your heart ache more than your throat. "I've got you."
The middle of the night was when the flu truly showed its teeth.
Sometime around three in the morning, the fever peaked. You woke up in a state of confused, disoriented misery, your skin drenched in a cold, sticky sweat while your core felt like it was being scorched by an open flame. You were shivering violently, your teeth literally chattering together, a low, pathetic groan escaping your lips before you could stop it.
The moment that tiny sound cut through the silence of the dark bedroom, Oscar was awake. He didn't stir slowly or blink away sleep; he was instantly, totally alert, as if a green light had just flashed in his mind.
"Hey," he murmured, his voice rough and deep from sleep but entirely present. "Hey, look at me."
He shifted, sliding down the pillows until he was level with you. In the dim light filtering through the crack in the curtains, you could see the intense, unwavering focus in his eyes. He reached out, his hand instantly finding your face. His knuckles met your cheek, and he let out a sharp, quiet breath.
"You're boiling," he muttered.
"Oscar, it hurts," you whispered, tears of sheer physical exhaustion pricking the corners of your eyes. "Everything hurts."
To anyone else, Oscar Piastri was a brick wall, unreadable, stoic, cool under immense pressure. But to you, in the dark of a fever-ridden winter night, that stoicism transformed into an absolute, unshakeable anchor. He didn't panic. He didn't get overwhelmed by your distress. He simply became the calm center of your storm.
"I know. I know it does," he said softly, his thumb gently wiping away a stray tear that had escaped down your temple. "The fever is just fighting it off. You're okay. I'm right here."
He threw back the heavy duvet, ignoring your small cry of protest at the sudden influx of cool air. "We need to get your temperature down. Just trust me."
He left the bed for less than a minute, returning with a clean, soft washcloth and a bowl of cool water. He sat on the edge of the mattress, his long frame casting a protective shadow over you. Very gently, with the patience of someone handling a priceless, fragile artifact, he pressed the damp cloth to your forehead.
You gasped at the cold shock, but within seconds, the relief washed over you. Oscar didn't stop there. He wiped down your face, your neck, and the pulse points on your wrists, his movements slow, deliberate, and endlessly patient.
Every time you shivered, his jaw would tighten, but his hands remained perfectly steady.
"Better?" he asked quietly, his eyes searching yours.
"A little," you croaked. "Can you... can you just hold me? I'm so cold."
Oscar paused. The rational, analytical part of his brain, the part that understood viral loads and contagion, knew that getting too close to a flu patient during peak fever was a surefire way to ruin his own training schedule. If he got sick, his winter fitness regimen would take a massive hit.
But Oscar didn't look at you like an athlete calculating risk. He looked at you like a man who loved you.
Without a word of complaint, he set the washcloth aside and climbed back under the sheets. He didn't care about the sweat, he didn't care about the germs. He pulled your shaking body directly against his chest, wrapping his long arms and legs around you until you were completely enveloped in his warmth. He was like a human furnace, his steady, slow heartbeat thumping right against your ear.
"You're going to get sick," you mumbled against his collarbone.
"Then I'll get sick," he replied, his chin resting gently on the top of your head. "But right now, you're the priority. Shut your eyes."
He began to trace slow, meaningless patterns on your back with his fingertips, circles, lines, the invisible tracks of circuits he knew by heart. Silverstone, Monaco, Spa. He mapped them out across your skin, a silent, rhythmic language of comfort that slowly, surely, began to lull your panicked, feverish mind back into the twilight of sleep.
Just as you were about to drift off, a sudden tickle in your nose made your eyes fly open. You tried to turn your head away, but you were locked tight in his embrace.
âAchoo!â
Oscar didn't just flinch this time; his entire torso jolted backward against the pillows, his breath catching in his throat as if he had just survived a major broadside collision on track. He stared down at the top of your head, his eyes wide in the dark, his heart rate visibly spiking against your cheek.
"Sorry," you mumbled sleepily, too exhausted to even feel guilty.
Oscar let out a long, slow exhale, his fingers restarting their slow sweep across your back. "That's too many," he muttered dryly. "I'm going to develop a permanent reflex if this keeps up."
"You're brave," you whispered.
"Incredibly," he agreed, his voice dropping to a soft, affectionate rumble. "Now sleep."
When morning arrived, the gray London light filtered through the edges of the curtains, bringing with it a dull, freezing rain that splattered against the glass.
You woke up feeling as though you had been run over by a very large, very heavy truck, but the suffocating, terrifying heat of the night before had finally receded into a dull, manageable ache. The fever had broken.
Oscar was gone from the bed, but the space beside you was still warm.
A few minutes later, the bedroom door creaked open. Oscar walked in carrying a large wooden tray. He looked slightly disheveled, his hair was sticking up in odd directions, and there was a faint smudge of something dark on his forearm, but his expression was one of total, focused determination.
On the tray sat a bowl of steaming chicken broth, a plate of dry toast cut into perfect triangles, a fresh glass of orange juice, and a neat array of cold medicines.
"You're awake," he said, setting the tray down on the nightstand. He immediately reached out, the back of his hand testing your forehead. He let out a quiet, almost imperceptible sigh of relief. "Temperature's down. Still warm, but you're not a radiator anymore."
"Did you make that?" you asked, nodding toward the broth.
"I ordered the ingredients express at six AM," Oscar admitted, pulling the pillows up behind your back so you could sit up. "And then I spent the last forty-five minutes ensuring I didn't burn the apartment down. It's from a recipe my mum texted me. She told me if I messed it up, sheâd fly over here and do it herself."
You smiled, the movement stretching your chapped lips. "Thank you, Osc."
He picked up the spoon, blew on the broth with painstaking care, and held it up to your lips.
"Oscar, I can eat by myself," you laughed weakly, reaching for the spoon.
He pulled it back slightly, his expression remaining completely deadpan. "I've entered full pamper mode. It's a non-negotiable directive from team management. Open up."
You couldn't help but chuckle, which turned into a slight cough, but you obeyed. The broth was warm, salty, and incredibly soothing. Oscar fed you the first few spoonfuls with absolute gravity, his hand perfectly steady, his eyes watching you to ensure you were swallowing properly.
Once he was satisfied that you weren't going to collapse, he handed over the spoon and sat back on the edge of the bed, watching you eat.
"Did you sleep at all?" you asked, looking at the faint shadows under his eyes.
"Plenty," he lied effortlessly. "I'm an elite athlete. I can sleep anywhere, under any conditions."
"You were awake every time I moved."
"That was just my fast reaction times," he countered, a tiny, rare smirk tugging at the corner of his lips. "Gotta keep the reflexes sharp during the off-season. Sneeze defense training."
As if on cue, a sudden, sharp tickle hit your sinuses. You didn't even have time to put the spoon down before you let out a massive, unannounced sneeze.
Oscarâs smirk vanished instantly. His entire body leaped backward about six inches, his shoulders hunching up toward his ears, his hands flying up in a defensive, half-formed guard. He stared at you, blinking rapidly, his chest heaving with a sudden burst of adrenaline.
You froze, the spoon hovering in mid-air, before you burst into a fit of breathless, raspy laughter.
"It's not funny," Oscar said, though the tips of his ears were turning a distinct shade of pink. He lowered his hands, smoothing down his t-shirt with an effort at reclaiming his dignity. "You're like an unexploded ordnance. Thereâs no countdown. No warning lights. Just... boom."
"I told you I was sorry," you giggled, wiping your nose with a tissue he quickly handed you. "You look like you're dodging a crash."
"I've avoided multi-car pileups at Spa that were less stressful than sitting next to your nose right now," he muttered dryly, though he was already reaching out to gently tuck a stray strand of hair behind your ear.
His fingers lingered on your cheek, his touch incredibly soft. The humor faded from his eyes, replaced by that deep, steady warmth that he rarely showed the rest of the world, but kept entirely reserved for you.
"How are you really feeling?" he asked softly.
"Better," you said honestly, leaning into his hand. "Still weak, and everything tastes a bit like cardboard, but the fire is gone."
"Good." He leaned forward, pressing a soft, lingering kiss to the center of your forehead, right where the fever had been raging just hours before. "Because you're stuck in this bed for the next three days at least. I've already cancelled the grocery run and ordered everything to be delivered. You're doing nothing but resting, watching rubbish television, and letting me take care of you."
"Is that a team order, driver Piastri?"
"Strict compliance is required," he murmured, his lips brushing against your temple. "No exceptions."
For the next forty-eight hours, Oscar was true to his word. He became a ghost in the apartment, always present but moving with a quiet, efficient purpose that ensured you never had to lift a finger.
He monitored your medicine schedule with a precision that would have made the McLaren garage proud. Every four hours on the dot, he would appear by the bedside with a fresh glass of water and the exact dosage required. He kept a running log in the notes app on his phone, temperatures, times, symptoms, treating your recovery like a crucial engineering problem that required a perfect solution.
When you grew tired of the bedroom, he executed a flawless transfer back to the living room, building an elaborate, multi-layered fort of pillows and blankets on the sofa that he deemed "aerodynamically optimized for maximum comfort."
He sat with you through hours of terrible reality television, shows he would normally never have tolerated for a single second. He didn't complain once. He just sat there, his arm wrapped around your shoulders, letting you rest your heavy head against his chest while he occasionally offered dry, devastatingly witty commentary on the contestants.
And through it all, his "sneeze reflex" remained fully active. By day three, it had become a running joke between you. You would feel a tickle, take a sharp breath, and Oscar would instantly stiffen beside you, his eyes darting toward you like a soldier spotting a flare in the night.
"You're getting better at the dodge," you remarked on the third afternoon, curled up against his side as the credits rolled on another episode.
"I'm adapting," Oscar said, his tone perfectly even. "It's all about anticipating the apex of the sneeze. If I can predict the trajectory, I can minimize the splash zone."
"You are ridiculous."
"I'm effective," he corrected, turning his head to look down at you.
The color had finally returned to your face. The glassy, watery look in your eyes was gone, replaced by their usual brightness. Your skin was cool to the touch, your breathing deep and easy. The flu had run its course, defeated by time, medicine, and the absolute, unwavering care of a boy who refused to leave your side.
Oscar looked at you for a long moment, his thumb tracing the line of your jaw. For all his stoicism, for all his quiet, reserved nature, the look in his eyes right now was entirely transparent. It was pure, unadulterated relief.
"You're back," he whispered softly.
"Thanks to you," you said, reaching up to wrap your arms around his neck. "You're a really good nurse, Osc."
"Don't tell Logan or Lando," he murmured, a genuine, soft smile finally breaking across his face as he pulled you close, burying his face in your hair. "They'll start asking me to look after them when they get a cold, and I don't think my reflexes could handle Lando sneezing."
You laughed, the sound clear and bright, echoing through the quiet apartment. Oscar held you tight, his heart beating a steady, calm rhythm against yours, completely content in the quiet safety of the winter break, where the only race that mattered was the one he had just helped you win.