Hotbitch Desiato

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

you would think shrinkflation would be an awesome and poggers fetish. but it's not. its money

The reason that leftists can’t get anyone to mask even a little bit is because people care more about looking hot than being nice or woke. I literally don’t think an appeal to morals or rationality basically ever works in any situation like. At all. But especially not here. Your only real option is to make people feel part of an exclusive and desirable club. I think people just have to halt production on Infographics and focus everyone’s energy on getting hunter schaefer or Sophie thatcher or charli or even Addison Rae to be photographed in an n95

himbeeren ? nein danke, ich esse nur herbeeren #feminismus

is it culturally appropriate to say “here comes the airplane” to your baby if you had twins

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i’m a sex symbol to at least 5 people so

there's just not enough time in the day for video games. even when I want to play them and dont have anything else going on I still don't end up playing them. this is because there's actually only four hours in the day and nobody is talking about this