call me marsh

this show is so fucking funny, 2 eps in and the premise so far is a modern japanese man w a severe case of internalized capitalism accidentally overdoses on magical adderall and discovers the only cure is gay sex

i hope that someday there will be no more advertisements ever again

the engineers designing the tesla truck

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

I was too scared to watch edward scissorhands has a kid but I thought about how could a woman go through pregnancy with a fetus growing metal scissors hands it took years of theorizing, still without watching the movie, to even think that maybe he wasn’t born with scissor hands

maybe women are stronger than you think

Sorry listening and learning here

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg