noah marshall apologist

now if only real life ai was as complex, witty, meaningful, and non-environmentally-desecrating as hayden young

scrolling through the reblogs of dead choices tumblr accounts that haven’t touched the post button in four agonizingly long years just to feel a semblance of what i did when choices was at its peak and trending on tumblr every week

thinking about it a lot lately and i genuinely cannot see colt turning his father’s business almost fully legit. you mean to tell me that the man who was wholeheartedly willing to commit first degree murder (who only didn’t go through it because of MC) turned his family’s inherited illegal street racing crew into a legal shindig??? no more heists or revenge??? even after all his megalomaniac talk about going after the brotherhood for justice (blood for blood!!!!) and rebuilding the garage, the crew… he goes… on the right side of the law…

ilitw love interests (namely dan, lucas, stacy, andy) having to introduce devon to their friends from college who, by the way, do not know that they were dead/was a shadow monster for four years that just recently came back to life so instead of warm welcomes devon gets the third degree and “why did you ghost our friend? they’ve been pining after you for years!” and devon has nothing to say because they turn to their love interest like “what do you mean you told them i ghosted you?!!!” and love interest is just “what was i supposed to tell them ???”